it would just be a trick and we would all team up with Wales and Ireland and attack them from two sides!
What if we won?
They'd have to get in a trash fight with a group of horny monkeys.
What if it was raining dead raccoons and pianos out of the sky?
I would make a great big wind macjine and send it all to GTA's house....
What if the world was ruled by one power?
It already is, it's called testosterone. So you can teabag your unconscious adversaries.
What if you could deck the halls wiff barf'd up holly?
It already is, it's called testosterone. So you can teabag your unconscious adversaries.
What if you could deck the halls wiff barf'd up holly?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HPQou-R6PDE/SnHhYrPN-KI/AAAAAAAAAdk/QsMv7x_YhMY/s400/8-ball_ask_later.jpg)
Someone had to do it in this thread, man.
What if I could control everything you did in life, and only you, with you being in the illusion of self-control?
As both my answer and question, how do I know that isn't the case?
^^^Because you can still think for yourself as you smack the bejesus outta him with a light pole. :devburn:
Why did Anakin cross the road and then cross back?
^^Because Yoda told him to
Why did Yoda told him to croos the road and then cross back?
Testing obedience.
Wouldn't he have better things to do?
Yes he does, in the jedi toolshed. :naughty:
Is the customer just a clueless moron or a downright stupid @$$ dumb-****ing idiot? (PAAAAArdon my language. :dev9:)
Rather, maybe, perhaps, quiet so.
Question is, if, what if?
Answer is why not.
Where is it?
You mean Red's foot? You might check Kelso's arse if you haven't already.
Who is the square root of 41.66893?
It's a need to know basis and you don't need to know.
If it rains cats and dogs, what comes down when it snows?
Not his >_>
I can haz cheeseburger?
Not unless you go to Mars.
Is a zombie a real zombie if it won't eat brains?
I dunno, I thought they ate flesh indiscriminantly, but I do suppose Zombies could be picky.
Is scabies really scabies anymore once you've gotten rid of it?
Do I look like a doctor to you?
Why do girls automatically ignore guys who are Star Wars fans? =_=
'Coz we're too much man for them.
How many times?
42
Is it normal for my laptop's keyboard to burn my fingertips?
Yes. Especially if the burn is from hotsauce because you like spicy foods while you play these silly forum games.
Why is Samus snapping on a glove and looking at me funny? What does she mean by roto rooter to the back of the teeth under the mistletoe?
Hey, don't judge her b/c she's given up action-herodom to become a deranged dental hygenist. People have to find some kind of work to pay the bills.
What are we doing here again?
Dunno maybe you should ask Toten.
What kind of emotion is this: :parrot:
If mesmerised counts as an emotion, that.
Is the high price of cocoa a good reason to shoot a duck?
Yeah, I always liked duck's blood in my hot water/milk as a stand in when I'm outta cocoa.
Get in *what* barn? I don't see any barn...:confused:
I haven't the slightest idea.
What is the exact relationship between bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica?
I'd rather not be close to any of them.
Why am I listening to Eminem singing about presumably pedophilia set to the tune of The Lost Woods from Zelda?
Here it is in case you thought I was spewing BS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_vGtKD8nOs)
Because you are an eminem fanboy, which I don't imagine Texans like very much.
Why is it that every time I roll-call Daniel Buttkiss' name for this class you have to laugh? It's been 7 effing months! It isn't funny anymore!
Because they're immature.
Also, in response to your post:
Actually, I'm not an eminem fanboy, actually, I don't really like rap.
At all.
Urluckyday does though.
Anyway:
Why are you here on Lucasforums?
Originally b/c I had wishes for a kotor 3.
Why is that butt monkey up on your shoulder?
Because I can't get it off.
Why banana?
Because that's what boat George came in on. (Loony people!)
What is a bunghole in one?
Cornholio!
Why must he have tp for his bunghole?
He would hate for his bungholio to get polio.
Where is cornholio from?
I'm not sure I want to know.
Did I have a dream, or did the dream have me?
Dreams are normal.
What do you question more: my sanity, or my sexuality?
Neither.
What is monkeyspank divided by 121.48?
Error.
Does this mean that you've already come to the conclusion that I'm a bisexual madman?
Over time, yes. I learned the first one on the get-go with a failed attempt at creeping you out. The other...well, it takes a certain kind of person to tolerate my obnoxiousnes and for one reason or another I've been put into the "slightly mad" pile. (And have I got a story or two to tell you about highschool.)
What happens when you put garlic, avocadoes, red onions, red chille peppers, tomatoes, basil, and lime in together and blend it?
Something that noone in their right mind, and few people in their wrong mind, would go anywhere near.
How many problems can I solve simply by whacking them with a wrench?
Depends on the size of the wrench and how hard your swing is.
Where do I find that kind of wrench?
Tom Anderson's toolshed but therein lies another problem as I know that I personally wouldn't go in there after who'se been occupying it. Not without sterilizing equipment anyhow.
Something that noone in their right mind, and few people in their wrong mind, would go anywhere near.
I beg to differ, as the Trader Joe's make-it-yourself salsa kits are actually bar none in terms of flavor.
What if Deus Ex stopped Bothering PyramidHead87? (Hint: youtube channel (
http://www.youtube.com/user/PyramidFace87)) Dual Paradox
I'd start.
Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?
They are both good mixed
Do you prefer Telitubies or Booba?
Teletubbies.
What happens when you divide by zero?
When dividing by numbers between one and zero, the smaller you go the larger the result. I.E. 1/0.01 = 100 and 1/0.001 = 1000. By actually dividing by zero the result is infinity, which is not a number. Therefore dividing by zero just means that it is impossible to make sense of the answer.
What happens when you multiply by zero?