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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Delta 62
10-02-2009, 9:22 AM
#2501
it would just be a trick and we would all team up with Wales and Ireland and attack them from two sides!


What if we won?
 Darth Avlectus
10-03-2009, 3:44 AM
#2502
They'd have to get in a trash fight with a group of horny monkeys.

What if it was raining dead raccoons and pianos out of the sky?
 Delta 62
10-03-2009, 5:14 AM
#2503
I would make a great big wind macjine and send it all to GTA's house....


What if the world was ruled by one power?
 Darth Avlectus
10-04-2009, 1:57 AM
#2504
It already is, it's called testosterone. So you can teabag your unconscious adversaries.

What if you could deck the halls wiff barf'd up holly?
 Tobias Reiper
10-05-2009, 2:06 AM
#2505
It already is, it's called testosterone. So you can teabag your unconscious adversaries.

What if you could deck the halls wiff barf'd up holly?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HPQou-R6PDE/SnHhYrPN-KI/AAAAAAAAAdk/QsMv7x_YhMY/s400/8-ball_ask_later.jpg)
Someone had to do it in this thread, man.


What if I could control everything you did in life, and only you, with you being in the illusion of self-control?
 Alkonium
10-06-2009, 10:20 PM
#2506
As both my answer and question, how do I know that isn't the case?
 Darth Avlectus
10-07-2009, 11:13 AM
#2507
^^^Because you can still think for yourself as you smack the bejesus outta him with a light pole. :devburn:

Why did Anakin cross the road and then cross back?
 Demongo
10-07-2009, 12:05 PM
#2508
^^Because Yoda told him to

Why did Yoda told him to croos the road and then cross back?
 Alkonium
10-07-2009, 12:43 PM
#2509
Testing obedience.

Wouldn't he have better things to do?
 Darth Avlectus
10-08-2009, 9:11 PM
#2510
Yes he does, in the jedi toolshed. :naughty:

Is the customer just a clueless moron or a downright stupid @$$ dumb-****ing idiot? (PAAAAArdon my language. :dev9:)
 Totenkopf
10-08-2009, 10:41 PM
#2511
Yes.

No?
 Quanon
10-13-2009, 6:37 PM
#2512
Rather, maybe, perhaps, quiet so.

Question is, if, what if?
 Totenkopf
10-14-2009, 12:33 AM
#2513
Answer is why not.

Where is it?
 Darth Avlectus
10-16-2009, 10:10 PM
#2514
You mean Red's foot? You might check Kelso's arse if you haven't already.

Who is the square root of 41.66893?
 Trench
10-25-2009, 9:55 PM
#2515
42 <_<

What for?
 Totenkopf
10-26-2009, 5:39 AM
#2516
It's a need to know basis and you don't need to know.

If it rains cats and dogs, what comes down when it snows?
 Darth Avlectus
10-26-2009, 5:49 PM
#2517
Jackasses.

Whose money?
 Trench
10-26-2009, 6:32 PM
#2518
Not his >_>

I can haz cheeseburger?
 Totenkopf
10-28-2009, 10:44 AM
#2519
Not unless you go to Mars.

Is a zombie a real zombie if it won't eat brains?
 Darth Avlectus
10-28-2009, 4:38 PM
#2520
I dunno, I thought they ate flesh indiscriminantly, but I do suppose Zombies could be picky.

Is scabies really scabies anymore once you've gotten rid of it?
 Trench
10-28-2009, 5:13 PM
#2521
Do I look like a doctor to you?

Why do girls automatically ignore guys who are Star Wars fans? =_=
 Darth Avlectus
10-28-2009, 8:40 PM
#2522
'Coz we're too much man for them.


How many times?
 Alkonium
01-10-2010, 8:35 PM
#2523
42

Is it normal for my laptop's keyboard to burn my fingertips?
 Darth Avlectus
01-11-2010, 5:32 AM
#2524
Yes. Especially if the burn is from hotsauce because you like spicy foods while you play these silly forum games.

Why is Samus snapping on a glove and looking at me funny? What does she mean by roto rooter to the back of the teeth under the mistletoe?
 Totenkopf
01-13-2010, 2:44 PM
#2525
Hey, don't judge her b/c she's given up action-herodom to become a deranged dental hygenist. People have to find some kind of work to pay the bills.

What are we doing here again?
 Demongo
01-13-2010, 4:42 PM
#2526
Dunno maybe you should ask Toten.

What kind of emotion is this: :parrot:
 Alkonium
01-13-2010, 4:51 PM
#2527
If mesmerised counts as an emotion, that.

Is the high price of cocoa a good reason to shoot a duck?
 Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 6:10 PM
#2528
Yeah, I always liked duck's blood in my hot water/milk as a stand in when I'm outta cocoa.

Get in *what* barn? I don't see any barn...:confused:
 Alkonium
01-13-2010, 7:27 PM
#2529
I haven't the slightest idea.

What is the exact relationship between bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica?
 Tobias Reiper
01-13-2010, 8:32 PM
#2530
I'd rather not be close to any of them.

Why am I listening to Eminem singing about presumably pedophilia set to the tune of The Lost Woods from Zelda?

Here it is in case you thought I was spewing BS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_vGtKD8nOs)
 Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 9:14 PM
#2531
Because you are an eminem fanboy, which I don't imagine Texans like very much.

Why is it that every time I roll-call Daniel Buttkiss' name for this class you have to laugh? It's been 7 effing months! It isn't funny anymore!
 Tobias Reiper
01-13-2010, 9:26 PM
#2532
Because they're immature.
Also, in response to your post:
Actually, I'm not an eminem fanboy, actually, I don't really like rap.
At all.
Urluckyday does though.

Anyway:
Why are you here on Lucasforums?
 Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 9:32 PM
#2533
Originally b/c I had wishes for a kotor 3.


Why is that butt monkey up on your shoulder?
 Demongo
01-14-2010, 8:39 AM
#2534
Because I can't get it off.

Why banana?
 Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 2:56 PM
#2535
Because that's what boat George came in on. (Loony people!)

What is a bunghole in one?
 Totenkopf
01-14-2010, 3:40 PM
#2536
Cornholio!

Why must he have tp for his bunghole?
 Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 4:24 PM
#2537
He would hate for his bungholio to get polio.


Where is cornholio from?
 Alkonium
01-14-2010, 5:00 PM
#2538
I'm not sure I want to know.

Did I have a dream, or did the dream have me?
 Totenkopf
01-14-2010, 6:15 PM
#2539
Yes.

If yes, why?
 Alkonium
01-14-2010, 8:00 PM
#2540
Dreams are normal.

What do you question more: my sanity, or my sexuality?
 Darth Avlectus
01-15-2010, 5:45 PM
#2541
Neither.

What is monkeyspank divided by 121.48?
 Alkonium
01-15-2010, 5:49 PM
#2542
Error.

Does this mean that you've already come to the conclusion that I'm a bisexual madman?
 Darth Avlectus
01-15-2010, 6:04 PM
#2543
Over time, yes. I learned the first one on the get-go with a failed attempt at creeping you out. The other...well, it takes a certain kind of person to tolerate my obnoxiousnes and for one reason or another I've been put into the "slightly mad" pile. (And have I got a story or two to tell you about highschool.)

What happens when you put garlic, avocadoes, red onions, red chille peppers, tomatoes, basil, and lime in together and blend it?
 Alkonium
01-16-2010, 4:27 PM
#2544
Something that noone in their right mind, and few people in their wrong mind, would go anywhere near.

How many problems can I solve simply by whacking them with a wrench?
 Totenkopf
01-16-2010, 4:55 PM
#2545
Depends on the size of the wrench and how hard your swing is.

Where do I find that kind of wrench?
 Darth Avlectus
01-16-2010, 9:16 PM
#2546
Tom Anderson's toolshed but therein lies another problem as I know that I personally wouldn't go in there after who'se been occupying it. Not without sterilizing equipment anyhow.

Something that noone in their right mind, and few people in their wrong mind, would go anywhere near.
I beg to differ, as the Trader Joe's make-it-yourself salsa kits are actually bar none in terms of flavor.


What if Deus Ex stopped Bothering PyramidHead87? (Hint: youtube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/PyramidFace87)) Dual Paradox
 Alkonium
03-05-2010, 8:06 AM
#2547
I'd start.

Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?
 Te Darasuum Mandalor
03-06-2010, 12:05 PM
#2548
They are both good mixed

Do you prefer Telitubies or Booba?
 Tobias Reiper
03-06-2010, 7:47 PM
#2549
Teletubbies.

What happens when you divide by zero?
 Hallucination
03-07-2010, 4:34 PM
#2550
When dividing by numbers between one and zero, the smaller you go the larger the result. I.E. 1/0.01 = 100 and 1/0.001 = 1000. By actually dividing by zero the result is infinity, which is not a number. Therefore dividing by zero just means that it is impossible to make sense of the answer.

What happens when you multiply by zero?
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