You get Hallucinations.
Have you asked GTA "What?" lately?
Not that I'm aware of. :p
Why is it every time I hear Jim Cornette's name I still feel like gouging out his eyes?
(excuse me...*surge grip presses thumbs into Cornette-manequin's eye sockets*
The answer to that question is false
do you like Waffles?
Yes, I like waffle sole shoes sometimes, I like eggo's, even the sight of someone's back when I lay into them with a tire iron. :p
Who is the biggest jackass of LF?
LF actually has jackasses? :xp:
Is Village of the Sand anything like Village of the Damned? (not an aside to GTA, but the actual "dumb" question).
Maybe... I don't know what the village of the damned looks like. :p
Where does all of that crap go when it leaves your house?
To yours, naturally. :dev9:
What do you call a vegan cannibal?
A plant-eating-plant?
Would a carnivorous plant do that if another plant was planted too close?
they would produce super duper carnavorius plant babies and then go on a rampage and kill people before eating Dr. Seus, Horton who hears a Who, and, because they were realy daring, they ate Dr. Who too!
Is Spongebob really yellow?
No, he's beige b/c the cat puked him out.
Why does this cricket keep buzzing around me and getting in my face and stuff?
He's trying to pick a fight.
Why would a cricket want to pick a fight with GTA?
because he is a Smurf
why does barney act like an idiot?
Because he doesn't have someone to knock him out and set him right.
Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the biggest dingus of all?
You are. (Yeah, you walked right into that one.)
How does one explain the premise of a show like Boohbah? Or even pitch something like that, for that matter?
Booze and scabies. :xp:
What is the difference between smoking crack and smoking crap?
About 3 letters.
Where did you leave your wallet?
The strip club.
Where'd you leave your strip club?
In your backyard.
Why is Hal's back yard so messy?
I chose to use it to store stuff rather than empty space.
Why is GTA picking on my backyard?
Because your back yard is perfect in all its messiness. I just wish you had more mothers back there. :xp:
Why is it Hal has no desperate mothers in his back yard?
Mostly b/c they are all dead mothers.
Why is Congress sooooo unpopular?
B/C they are stopping at nothing trying to change the rules of engagement by deprecating the constitution to which they are bound and whittling away at the sovereignty they swore to uphold and protect all the while to pass the version of healthcare they prefer which is the senate's version and not the revised house version.
I guess it's time for William Todd to give them "the look". :dev9:
Mostly b/c they are all dead mothers.
Mmm, necrophelia...
Why didn't Hal tell me?
B/c he's merely a prototype of a computer and hasn't been programmed to reveal that information.
What's that monkey doing w/a trebuchet in Hal's backyard?
I'm not programmed to reveal that information, perhaps in a later patch you will know.
What is my OS?
The orders by Sarah Connor to go back into the past and protect John Connor and his lieutenants from T-X on Judgment day. This after killing John Connor in present day, post war.
Why is it every time Hal sees an overweight women who is scantily clad, his observation analog program says "inappropriate"?
Because some things are not appropriate for anything, even time travelling robots.
Why is it that knife fighting is no longer an acceptable form of conflict resolution?
Because too often people cheat and bring guns.
Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
The winners, usually.
Is a bird in the hand actually worth two in the bush?
That whole system is a bunch of nonsense.
Is a hand in the bush therefore worth three birds?
And you said the first system was nonsense....
Who's on first?
Some guy. Still he who loves lost is just another hand in the bush.
Who looks like a biatch?
You do.
Why does my microwave have a "Snake" setting?
its a setting for you.
E=MC2?
That depends.
Why didn't my shaver work? (Hint: misfits scene on big money hustlas)
You forgot to plug it in you stupid ****.
Why did GTA forget to plug in his razor?
I dunno I must've shaved with that son of a ***** a thousand times.
How many times?
why 999 999 999 times.
How many Jelly beans are in the swimming pool?
Only as many as there needs to be. :p
Why is your mom asleep on my front lawn? :dev9:
Shes there because she wasn't tired.
why are you feeling up your mom?
Because my "mom" isn't actually related to me, just like *your* mom isn't either. And you'll be next if you aren't careful.
Why is it every time I'm feeling up their mothers, someone always has a problem with it?
They're jealous.
Why is it every time their mothers are feeling up GTA, someone always has a problem with it?
They don't want to call me daddy.
Why not have hal as your daddy instead?
B/c you've already taken him for yours.
Why does GTA insist on feeling up his own mom in public? Never heard of a motel?
Because I already felt up your mom in private.
Why is it every time I start a conquest for feeling up their mothers, people gotta get all bent out of shape about it?
B/c they usually catch you trying to feel up their fathers. :xp:
When will GTA give up his father fetish?
When my foot finds its way up your ass.
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Where is that durf-mcwoofsky going to land?
On Red's shoe......right before it enters your ass.
What would happen if Red had lasers in his shoe?
You'd have gotten laser surgery in your colon, apparently.
What about if Ed pissed off Red?
Ed would have Red's shoe stuck in his ass.
What if Red pissed off Ed?
Ed would learn that not all men are created equal...as he tries to take a swing at Red but misses because he's too fat and slow.
What if Ed kicked "Head" and didn't realize Al Snow was standing right behind him?