Ed would fall victim to the "full pretzel".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suNRW45YDXA)
What if I asked a smart question instead of a stupid one?
I would still give you a stupid answer.
What if Bayonetta was your mom?
Well, if you tried to feel her up you might be castrated w/o benefit of anesthetic. :devsmoke:
What if Dr. Evil were your dad?
I wouldn't make the same mistake as his son Scott, I'd still run like beavis on the SNES videogame, and knowing he's the root of all that is evil... I'd hire Clarence Bodicker and his gang to assassinate him.
What if T-101 faced off against Iron Man?
Iron Man > T-101. Nuff said.
Why all the "What If" questions?
Because they still qualify as questions, and monkey fling doodey.
Who would want to have a hentai anime drawn of themselves jumping the bones of Temari?
Probably the same person/people that would want to jump her bones if she were real.
Why ask why?
Because, answer because. :p
What are you going to do when I'm done doing your mom?
Force you to do your own mom. :dev9:
Why would you want to do your own mom anyway?
Same reason as you would want to do your own mom.
What would you do if I was R. Kelly?
I'd ask you if you were really R. Kelly.
What if this wasn't a question?
Then it wouldn't be a question.
What if the internet shut down permanently?
I would blame it on you via PM
What if green wouldn't exist?
Someone would invent it.
What if you didn't exist?
Same reason as you would want to do your own mom.
But.....I'm not doing your own mom. :xp: Keep mine out of this you dirty perv or I might have to hire Red to give you a manual colon scan. :devsmoke:
What fun would that be?
What if your own mom didn't exist?
If your own mom didn't exist, you wouldn't have to worry about the affrontery of GTA trying to sex her up. :devsmoke:
What if this forum charged $$ to belong to it?
Than I would ban myself.
What if Jack be nimble and Jack be quick?
Then when he jumps over the flame he won't burn off his prick.
Who da man?
You da man.
What if there were no badges?
:carms: BADGES! BADGES YOU SAY! Wweeee don't need no stink'in BADGES!
Why is there a question within this question?
For the same reason there's no answer w/in this answer.
Is GTA really a doody throwing ninja monkey general in disguise?
:nod:.......:dev8:
What is the answer to the answer?
^^ DA GREAT BLACK VOID
What if a frog would crawl out of your monitor, kiss you, get back and then appear as your desktop......
I'd tell my friends about the Miracle Frog, and they would laugh because it's similar to an inside joke of ours.
What would you do if your computer automatically censored all 18+ content you try to view?
I would push the big.............OOOOOOH what does this button do???? *pushes big red button*
What if that big red button wouldn't do anything with 18+ block?
^^^The same reasons as always:
1) Why does a dog lick its nads? BECAUSE IT CAN!!!
2) You asked it.
But.....I'm not doing your own mom. :xp: Keep mine out of this you dirty perv or I might have to hire Red to give you a manual colon scan. :devsmoke:
Nice one gramps, only took you a month to reply to that.
http://www.eckernet.com/images/Red_Forman_Award.jpg)
Why is it that every time I say sugar bear, some buttmunch has to play that ridiculous fanfare? Who the **** keeps playin' that music?
That buttmaunch is Red Forman.......his foot's a little sore from kicking your ass to no effect that he's decided to try mindgames on your sorry self. ;)
Why is GTA upset that anyone even pays attention to his posts?
He's some weird flavour of tsundere.
Why do people think 'tsundere' is a useful word?
They don't, you just made it up.
What does it even mean?
It means you should learn to google.
Who doesn't know what 'tsundere' means?
No one that matters.
Is Hal implying that GTA has man-crushes on other LF members? :raise:
I think we all are. Implying, not crushing. ¬_¬
What if LucasForums members were eligible for a tax write-off?
Teh admin would be getting fat wallets.
Is Hal implying that GTA has man-crushes on other LF members?
About as much as you're implying that I do. He's just got style.
Why is GTA upset that anyone even pays attention to his posts? I didn't know anyone besides you really payed any attention to anything I had to say. :dev8: :iceburn:
What does it even mean?
Example. Black Lagoon anime. Revy to Rock over time.
He's some weird flavour of tsundere.
I could say the same about you. :smirk2:
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Why hasn't this thread moved onto the subject of beating each other senseless with cacti?
B/c we're not masochists, like you.
Why ain't it over till the fat lady sings?
I didn't know anyone besides you really payed any attention to anything I had to say. :dev8:
Charity's a bitch, I gotta tell ya. :devburn:
Because even when she sings, you still don't stop.
Why is Greg from redeye such a jackass?
B/c he emulates you. :iceburn:
Have you met your Baker yet?
No, but I've met Bam Margera.
Why does Greg emulate me?
B/c he can't be you.
Are unicorns for real and are they ridden by leprechauns?
Of course not. That would be ridiculous.
Why would you do that?
Because I just left a dead dessicated Raccoon in your 'fridge. :dev9:
What does a Guiness look like?
Use your imagination
What does GTA look like?
A black silhouette with a blue fire mohawk.
What does Totenkopf look like?
Like a healthy mummy
What does Jai'galaar Bralor look like?
A lot like Jai'galaar Bralor.
Who said that?
The voices in your head, crazy boy.
Why does the mando lover have voices in his head that drive him to distraction?
Because it's a remnant of Kreia, that blasted witch.
Why does macgrueber insist upon shooting ping pong balls out of a certan bodily orifice of his (I mean that's all good behind closed doors, ALONE, and especially when a bomb ISN'T about to go off)?
Because he wants more reviews , then what the cast of the "A-Team" is getting.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a rock?
Any number divided by zero.
What do the names Bob, Otto, and Zabagabaz all have in common?
They were all in that question
What do you get if you divide green with blue?