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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 8:56 PM
#2301
To prove that I am Mand'alor.

What...is the Capital of Assyria?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 9:04 PM
#2302
The "A".

What do B.C and A.D stand for?
 Totenkopf
07-20-2009, 9:40 PM
#2303
Different bra cup sizes.

Where is the tailor who killed 9 flies with one blow?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 9:41 PM
#2304
Brushing his teeth. Killing flies when you breath is a bad thing.

Why did I say that?
 Totenkopf
07-20-2009, 9:42 PM
#2305
B/c you could.

Why did I answer it?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 9:44 PM
#2306
B/c you could.:xp:

Why did I copy you?
 Hallucination
07-20-2009, 11:22 PM
#2307
Because you're a plagiarist and a sheeple.

Why do you want to be a sheeple (shperson?)?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 11:30 PM
#2308
I don't you do. (What exactly are you talking about?)

Why does Hallucination call me: "Te Melanin Man o' War"?
 Alkonium
07-20-2009, 11:31 PM
#2309
It's funnier

Do they call you the Working Man?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 11:34 PM
#2310
Call who the working man?

Why does nobody make sense?
 Alkonium
07-20-2009, 11:34 PM
#2311
Because making sense doesn't make sense.

How does that make sense?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 11:36 PM
#2312
It doesn't, sense makes that.

When that is their, why is here or there?
 Alkonium
07-20-2009, 11:39 PM
#2313
Because bacon potato monkey spoon.

Too WTF for you?
 Hallucination
07-20-2009, 11:43 PM
#2314
Yeah, a bit.

Too plain for you?

P.S. @Te Melanin Man o' War: The the apostrophe comes after the 'o' and there's a space between that and the 'w'.
 Trench
07-20-2009, 11:44 PM
#2315
Keep it up and you'll be n00b pwn3d.:xp:

How big of a geek is a geek, when he dreams of video games?
 Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 3:48 AM
#2316
Only as big as the game itself.


Who likes to harass farm animals?
 Trench
07-21-2009, 3:59 AM
#2317
If you do, step forward and be whacked.

Who likes paintball?
 Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 4:14 AM
#2318
I like to freeze paintballs and mingle them with pepperballs, and shoot random people in the middle of the night with it. Just before filming bestiality sessions with farm animals done by sick people. I make hundreds of millions a year from all the copies of those videos I produce. So do the sick bastards in the cast. The animals seem happy too. :dev11:

Why's it Vader time?
 Trench
07-21-2009, 4:24 AM
#2319
Because Vader just sliced "Hammer" and took over his time.

Why does the new parrot like to growl at me?
 Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 5:22 AM
#2320
Because it's a rottwieller!

Why do them bugs like dirty women?
 Trench
07-21-2009, 12:30 PM
#2321
Do you have to ask?

Ask a stupid question?
 Darth Avlectus
07-29-2009, 10:16 PM
#2322
Sure, but it will only yield a stupid answer.


Who'se mamma?
 Totenkopf
07-29-2009, 11:33 PM
#2323
You'r momma's momma's papa's momma's mommy.

Why ask such a loaded question? :dev9:
 Darth Avlectus
07-29-2009, 11:34 PM
#2324
Because I'm loaded with my jerkishness.

Why are you such a jerk?
 Totenkopf
07-29-2009, 11:37 PM
#2325
To relate better to you, sensei.

Why has your old pet monkey and his trebuchet army robbed yet another liquor store? No ambition?
 Darth Avlectus
07-29-2009, 11:41 PM
#2326
I told him if he caused me any more trouble, that he'd make a quick return to the days his first owner mistress used to call him 'bloblo' and shove a broomstick...where he don't like it.

Why is it that every time I visit Liberty City, I see someone deranged that needs help or that I witness some...slavic guy stealing cars? Why does carjacker come into my bar to throw darts?
 Totenkopf
07-29-2009, 11:44 PM
#2327
B/c you're looking at the world through rosy glasses.

Are you Lisa's real daddy?

btw: that last avi went down pretty quickly.
 Darth Avlectus
07-29-2009, 11:54 PM
#2328
Who the hell is Lisa?

(BTW, rare appearances to highlight the occasion, but 11th it happens all over again.)

Why do cats like to piss in heaters?
 Totenkopf
07-30-2009, 12:07 AM
#2329
B/c they can, duh.

Why do dogs like to sniff each other's junk?
 Darth Avlectus
07-30-2009, 12:20 AM
#2330
Because it gets them loaded, you silly. :xp:

Why do video game characters have to get neutered into these little crappy money makers reaching out to kids? Where's the loyalty in returned to a loyal fanbase?
 Alkonium
08-07-2009, 1:37 AM
#2331
To make money, which is more important than loyalty.

Is Gordon Freeman really Captain Crowbar?
 Totenkopf
08-08-2009, 2:58 AM
#2332
No, he's actually General Mayhem.

Did Duke Nuk' em or ignore 'em?
 Darth Avlectus
08-08-2009, 3:36 AM
#2333
Hard to tell...especially if one of the village people asked the question...I think he ignored them so he could nuke someone else...


Why wouldn't I just go cut down my neighbor's tree?
 Totenkopf
08-08-2009, 4:03 AM
#2334
Because it contains the tree house in which you entertain yourself w/ "special dances" from Partyboy while listening to your Village People collection. :dev9:

Why is Elvis dead?
 Darth Avlectus
08-09-2009, 3:49 PM
#2335
Because you lost your boot so far us his ass when you kicked it that he died trying to $*** it out again.

Because it contains the tree house in which you entertain yourself w/ "special dances" from Partyboy while listening to your Village People collection. :dev9:

Yes, my little mini-me clone dances very well...and you paid for that VP collection because you wuv me.

How's about if "Pokie" the lonely vicious little dog decided Tot's stuffed animal collection was a "comfy" place to "relax" while I merely pretended I ate that dog dreck, but instead made it into a "chocolate cake" for barney frank?
 Tobias Reiper
08-09-2009, 11:11 PM
#2336
He would EAT IT.

What would it be like if I was the Dancing Old Guy from Six Flags?
(Video of him here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU2yt6wOoK0)
 Darth Avlectus
08-14-2009, 11:25 AM
#2337
^^^I'd tell you that you personally are awesome, however the theme park you represent leaves something to be desired here in its CA chain. =/ (Kinda don't like people trying to jack me who wind up grabbing ME instead of something they think is in my pocket.)

Why does Totenkopf have a pile of dead raccoons in his tank with the village people all around it?
 Alkonium
08-18-2009, 1:53 AM
#2338
Because dead racoons are needed for the YMCA!

If you had to choose between actively killing one person, or through inaction, allowing two people to die, which would it be?
 Trench
08-18-2009, 10:13 AM
#2339
Option 3.

If you had to choose between pushing Totenkopf into a vat of sewage, or kicking GTA's butt, what would you choose?
 Darth Avlectus
08-18-2009, 10:35 AM
#2340
Neither. I'd Send a gang of chainsaw maniacs to Te Mirdala's farm. :dev9:

If you had a choice between Mai Shiranui's bouncing boobs or Jill Valentine's jiggling behind, which one would you choose...to fling monkey doodey at?
 Totenkopf
08-18-2009, 8:01 PM
#2341
Neither. Instead I propose force feeding TMM the monkey doody courtesy of your former monkey army. They are rather a rambunctious lot. :devsmoke:

How old is old enough w/o being too old?
 Darth Avlectus
08-18-2009, 9:30 PM
#2342
Twice the age of consent--that way you can sleep with someone half your age. (Some mighty fine cradle robbin' goin' down!) :devsmoke::devsmoke::devsmoke:
:xp:

What is the palindromic opposite of 12? :dev9:
 Totenkopf
08-18-2009, 10:25 PM
#2343
Blackjack! :D

What ever happened to Randolph Scott?
 Darth Avlectus
08-18-2009, 11:08 PM
#2344
Became most closely associated with films about "The West", hen retired with a big ol chunk of cash.

>A retirement I'll never have at this rate. :swear:



What were Beavis' and Butt-Head's fathers as a profession? (besides dirty plinkerz :xp: )
 Serpentine Cougar
08-23-2009, 8:39 AM
#2345
Fathers of stupidity.

How long has it been since this thread shaved?
 Trench
08-23-2009, 11:20 PM
#2346
Too long. Its beard is tickling me.

What is the secret to life?
 Alkonium
08-24-2009, 11:58 AM
#2347
42

What about the universe and everything?
 Trench
08-24-2009, 1:03 PM
#2348
*[[SYNTAX ERROR]]*

Why is GTA such a jerk?
 Alkonium
08-24-2009, 1:39 PM
#2349
It's fun.

Does that justify it?
 Totenkopf
08-24-2009, 1:59 PM
#2350
Well, that's certainly a stupid question. :devsmoke:

Is a question ever stupid or just the answers it elicits?
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