To prove that I am Mand'alor.
What...is the Capital of Assyria?
The "A".
What do B.C and A.D stand for?
Different bra cup sizes.
Where is the tailor who killed 9 flies with one blow?
Brushing his teeth. Killing flies when you breath is a bad thing.
Why did I say that?
B/c you could.
Why did I answer it?
B/c you could.:xp:
Why did I copy you?
Because you're a plagiarist and a sheeple.
Why do you want to be a sheeple (shperson?)?
I don't you do. (What exactly are you talking about?)
Why does Hallucination call me: "Te Melanin Man o' War"?
It's funnier
Do they call you the Working Man?
Call who the working man?
Why does nobody make sense?
Because making sense doesn't make sense.
How does that make sense?
It doesn't, sense makes that.
When that is their, why is here or there?
Because bacon potato monkey spoon.
Too WTF for you?
Yeah, a bit.
Too plain for you?
P.S. @Te Melanin Man o' War: The the apostrophe comes after the 'o' and there's a space between that and the 'w'.
Keep it up and you'll be n00b pwn3d.:xp:
How big of a geek is a geek, when he dreams of video games?
Only as big as the game itself.
Who likes to harass farm animals?
If you do, step forward and be whacked.
Who likes paintball?
I like to freeze paintballs and mingle them with pepperballs, and shoot random people in the middle of the night with it. Just before filming bestiality sessions with farm animals done by sick people. I make hundreds of millions a year from all the copies of those videos I produce. So do the sick bastards in the cast. The animals seem happy too. :dev11:
Why's it Vader time?
Because Vader just sliced "Hammer" and took over his time.
Why does the new parrot like to growl at me?
Because it's a rottwieller!
Why do them bugs like dirty women?
Do you have to ask?
Ask a stupid question?
Sure, but it will only yield a stupid answer.
Who'se mamma?
You'r momma's momma's papa's momma's mommy.
Why ask such a loaded question? :dev9:
Because I'm loaded with my jerkishness.
Why are you such a jerk?
To relate better to you, sensei.
Why has your old pet monkey and his trebuchet army robbed yet another liquor store? No ambition?
I told him if he caused me any more trouble, that he'd make a quick return to the days his first owner mistress used to call him 'bloblo' and shove a broomstick...where he don't like it.
Why is it that every time I visit Liberty City, I see someone deranged that needs help or that I witness some...slavic guy stealing cars? Why does carjacker come into my bar to throw darts?
B/c you're looking at the world through rosy glasses.
Are you Lisa's real daddy?
btw: that last avi went down pretty quickly.
Who the hell is Lisa?
(BTW, rare appearances to highlight the occasion, but 11th it happens all over again.)
Why do cats like to piss in heaters?
B/c they can, duh.
Why do dogs like to sniff each other's junk?
Because it gets them loaded, you silly. :xp:
Why do video game characters have to get neutered into these little crappy money makers reaching out to kids? Where's the loyalty in returned to a loyal fanbase?
To make money, which is more important than loyalty.
Is Gordon Freeman really Captain Crowbar?
No, he's actually General Mayhem.
Did Duke Nuk' em or ignore 'em?
Hard to tell...especially if one of the village people asked the question...I think he ignored them so he could nuke someone else...
Why wouldn't I just go cut down my neighbor's tree?
Because it contains the tree house in which you entertain yourself w/ "special dances" from Partyboy while listening to your Village People collection. :dev9:
Why is Elvis dead?
Because you lost your boot so far us his ass when you kicked it that he died trying to $*** it out again.
Because it contains the tree house in which you entertain yourself w/ "special dances" from Partyboy while listening to your Village People collection. :dev9:
Yes, my little mini-me clone dances very well...and you paid for that VP collection because you wuv me.
How's about if "Pokie" the lonely vicious little dog decided Tot's stuffed animal collection was a "comfy" place to "relax" while I merely pretended I ate that dog dreck, but instead made it into a "chocolate cake" for barney frank?
He would EAT IT.
What would it be like if I was the Dancing Old Guy from Six Flags?
(Video of him here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU2yt6wOoK0)
^^^I'd tell you that you personally are awesome, however the theme park you represent leaves something to be desired here in its CA chain. =/ (Kinda don't like people trying to jack me who wind up grabbing ME instead of something they think is in my pocket.)
Why does Totenkopf have a pile of dead raccoons in his tank with the village people all around it?
Because dead racoons are needed for the YMCA!
If you had to choose between actively killing one person, or through inaction, allowing two people to die, which would it be?
Option 3.
If you had to choose between pushing Totenkopf into a vat of sewage, or kicking GTA's butt, what would you choose?
Neither. I'd Send a gang of chainsaw maniacs to Te Mirdala's farm. :dev9:
If you had a choice between Mai Shiranui's bouncing boobs or Jill Valentine's jiggling behind, which one would you choose...to fling monkey doodey at?
Neither. Instead I propose force feeding TMM the monkey doody courtesy of your former monkey army. They are rather a rambunctious lot. :devsmoke:
How old is old enough w/o being too old?
Twice the age of consent--that way you can sleep with someone half your age. (Some mighty fine cradle robbin' goin' down!) :devsmoke::devsmoke::devsmoke:
:xp:
What is the palindromic opposite of 12? :dev9:
Blackjack! :D
What ever happened to Randolph Scott?
Became most closely associated with films about "The West", hen retired with a big ol chunk of cash.
>A retirement I'll never have at this rate. :swear:
What were Beavis' and Butt-Head's fathers as a profession? (besides dirty plinkerz :xp: )
Fathers of stupidity.
How long has it been since this thread shaved?
Too long. Its beard is tickling me.
What is the secret to life?
42
What about the universe and everything?
*[[SYNTAX ERROR]]*
Why is GTA such a jerk?
It's fun.
Does that justify it?
Well, that's certainly a stupid question. :devsmoke:
Is a question ever stupid or just the answers it elicits?