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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Darth Avlectus
08-13-2013, 9:48 PM
#3201
Anything and everything you can get away with. And don't look back...and maybe add a "Li'l something" somewhere, seat, heater vent, in the garbage can *under* the trash bag. :devsmoke:

Preempting quitting that same job: Would it be a fair idea to "contribute" to a health code violation for which a friend randomly visits that building at some unspecified time on seemingly legit business, and anonymously reports it to the local authorities?
 Alkonium
10-29-2013, 7:46 AM
#3202
It's a good idea, but I'd hardly call it fair.

Under what circumstances is it possible for a doctor to accidentally shoot a patient in the head during an operation?
 Darth Avlectus
11-04-2013, 4:24 AM
#3203
Unusual ones. Though I think it begs the question "Shoot with what implements?" to correctly address.


Why do they sand the paper in sandpaper?
 Totenkopf
11-04-2013, 1:54 PM
#3204
So artists can get a grant and create fake beaches along concrete boardwalks.

Why won't Alk share his internetz?
 purifier
11-04-2013, 7:32 PM
#3205
Because he's grows from internets and must have more internets to grow bigger...and bigger...and bigger........




Do gun manuals have trouble shooting sections?
 Alkonium
11-04-2013, 7:43 PM
#3206
Yes, but you need a second gun for it.

Where can one find the countries of Svitz, Luftnarp, and Franchia on a map of Europe?
 Red Hessian
11-28-2013, 4:41 AM
#3207
In Cecil's head. :D

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
 Alkonium
11-28-2013, 10:12 AM
#3208
Purple, most likely.

Is dead a colour?
 Darth Avlectus
06-07-2014, 5:21 PM
#3209
Depends on what kind of death we're talking about.

If I go by, then two go by, whose thigh is what?
 Totenkopf
06-07-2014, 11:55 PM
#3210
Chickenbutt.

Why ask why when you can just go in a corner and die?
 Darth Avlectus
06-10-2014, 3:00 AM
#3211
I'll have to give you a raincheck on that cow launcher.


Who lives in a two story Doritos bag, has a glass tit with a screw-on nipple and has a wooden leg with a bird house in it?
 Totenkopf
06-11-2014, 1:06 AM
#3212
Obama. Seems everything is possible w/him.....(sniff, sneeze, inhale, cough raggedly....)

If he cant see ****......how's he ever gonna find hell?
 Alkonium
06-19-2014, 11:08 PM
#3213
With great difficulty.

What's the best way to juice a crab for Crab Juice?
 Darth Avlectus
10-28-2014, 4:09 AM
#3214
Bunghole Liquors. You should visit that place sometime. It's a hoot.

Who gives a **** about bigfoot?
 GrandMasterMarek
11-03-2014, 2:44 AM
#3215
With great difficulty.

What's the best way to juice a crab for Crab Juice? Well I doubt you will find any in the shell I have never tasted crab juice whats it like, is it good for you.
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