I don't know, so let's about asking the she. :xp:
How many fart bombs does it take to do the michael jackson?
3 and a half.
Should I get an afro?
If you don't mind being called "pubie head" by all the other freaks of the world. Considering you're home schooled, I don't see that being a problem...
What time is it when the rooster decides to give you the wake up call?
Usually 3:00 PM.
Should I keep the big one?
You must do what your conscience tells you. Personally that is okay with me as long as she is good lookin' to you. .......If not.........:giveup:
At what point does stupidity cease to amaze?
When it strikes twice in the same place.
On four dimensions. =O
Why is it that most of my professors in my testerone-driven field are female?
Because you slipped something into their drinks, you fiend.
What if you were known as king teabags?
I'd strive to be a very good King.
Should I have 42 rolls of Duct Tape at any given time?
Yes, you never know when it's time to mummify a douchebag.
Have you golfed the "bunghole in one" course?
I wanted too, but my girlfriend thought it would hurt. =/
What do you think I was implying in my answer?
It wasn't anything to do with a golf course. That's fo sho. ...well, except if you consider golf balls and a golf club and doing the 2 point with...errrrm, nevermind. I'll just say you have ass-pirations to be a proctologist of some sort. :naughty: :dev9:
Where'd you ****ing GO?!?!?!?!?! (Hint: Yelling at cats/angry cat man.)I'm sooo gonna be called a son of a ***** for that.
SON OF A *****!!!! I was behind YOU!!!!!
Wheres my cookie?
In that little baggie. Sorry, I stepped on it. :xp:
Who is cornholio?
The Follower of bunghole....DUH!:D
Where is my chocolate milk! GIVE IT BACK DANG IT!
It's in the toilet. :dev9:
How much cocaine does Mr Snufalufagus (sp?) snort in any given day?
43.5 Kilos/7 shouldget you your answer there, buddy.
Who reminds you most of a hutt?
Pizza.
Where is north of nowhere?
south of somewhere.
Whats that smell?
Poison Gas, let's see how long you can hold your breath.
Who's over there?
My dog's hallucinations.
What is wrong with my keyboard???
Your cat is using it as a dance floor. And urinal.
In the someday, what's that sound?
*Flutter Flutter flutter huff*
I'm afraid that I cannot recognize the sound of someday.
What is the sound of yesterday's tomorrow?
The most annoying sound in the world.
Who is the chicken washer?
The owner or at least his gal. :naughty:
How many people I gotta kill before everyone gits their sh*t wired tight?
10,002...No! 10,003. :]
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Does Rule 34 applies to stuff that's porn to begin with?
That "depends" on which rule 34 we're talking about. (Get it? "Depends" :xp:)
How man times do I have ot kepp $***ting up your ****ing house before you finally get it that I'm not the damned cookie monster?! :mad:
12? No wait, 13. (Jolee reference)
When is junk in the trunk badonk-a-donk and not just being merely fat-assed?
When pirates-knocked up-Shrek. (3 movie reference ftw)
Can nobody beat Cactus Sack?
No, sadly he has to beat himself. :devsmoke:
Who knows?
The allmighty bunghole.
Who'se goin' chicken huntin'?!
You are, ya sicko perv. :dev9:
If you smelt it....were you the one that dealt it?
Not necessarily, though maybe you probably did knowing you.
If fir grows on it, is it ripe yet?
You're always ripe no matter what. Now go take a shower ya smelly bastard. :dev9:
Does it really depend on what the definition of is is?
Maybe if your name is Bill Clinton and pleading a case of innocence in the Monica Lewinsky scandal. :dev10:
What's that long furry thing growing outta pete's butt?
I think it's your pet rat. :xp:
How come Ernest can't hold down a decent job?
Cause he's ****ing rubbish mate!
who let the dogs out?
Me:p
Why are you here reading this question?
I'm not...
Do you have a life?
Yeah and I scratch my hairy sweaty balls like any man should.
Whose money?
Better not be Big Baby Sweet's $$ or he might send Hack Benjamin after your arse.
What happened after the chicken crossed the road?:
It took care of its business over there and crossed back.
What happens when a stoppable force hits a moveable object?
That's an explosive issue.
What exactly was you mom selling on the street corner last night?
Frog brains and legs.
Why didn't you buy one?
I'm her supplier.
How often do ants trigger land mines?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.......well way to many to count.....:)
will you marry me & my dog?
No.
Can I cut off a Delta's head?
You didn't say please.
What if the world was a nudist colony?
There'd be a lot more of us. :p
What if Te Mirdala changed his name?
I'd just be Mird'ika.
What if M@RS was pronounced Matters?