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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Darth Avlectus
09-10-2009, 8:54 PM
#2401
I don't know, so let's about asking the she. :xp:

How many fart bombs does it take to do the michael jackson?
 Trench
09-10-2009, 8:55 PM
#2402
3 and a half.

Should I get an afro?
 Darth Avlectus
09-10-2009, 8:58 PM
#2403
If you don't mind being called "pubie head" by all the other freaks of the world. Considering you're home schooled, I don't see that being a problem...

What time is it when the rooster decides to give you the wake up call?
 Trench
09-10-2009, 8:59 PM
#2404
Usually 3:00 PM.

Should I keep the big one?
 Darth Avlectus
09-10-2009, 9:03 PM
#2405
You must do what your conscience tells you. Personally that is okay with me as long as she is good lookin' to you. .......If not.........:giveup:

At what point does stupidity cease to amaze?
 Hallucination
09-10-2009, 9:10 PM
#2406
When it strikes twice in the same place.

On four dimensions. =O

Why is it that most of my professors in my testerone-driven field are female?
 Darth Avlectus
09-12-2009, 8:34 PM
#2407
Because you slipped something into their drinks, you fiend.

What if you were known as king teabags?
 Alkonium
09-12-2009, 11:41 PM
#2408
I'd strive to be a very good King.

Should I have 42 rolls of Duct Tape at any given time?
 Darth Avlectus
09-13-2009, 10:59 PM
#2409
Yes, you never know when it's time to mummify a douchebag.

Have you golfed the "bunghole in one" course?
 Hallucination
09-13-2009, 11:19 PM
#2410
I wanted too, but my girlfriend thought it would hurt. =/

What do you think I was implying in my answer?
 Darth Avlectus
09-14-2009, 4:59 PM
#2411
It wasn't anything to do with a golf course. That's fo sho. ...well, except if you consider golf balls and a golf club and doing the 2 point with...errrrm, nevermind. I'll just say you have ass-pirations to be a proctologist of some sort. :naughty: :dev9:

Where'd you ****ing GO?!?!?!?!?! (Hint: Yelling at cats/angry cat man.)I'm sooo gonna be called a son of a ***** for that.
 Delta 62
09-19-2009, 10:26 AM
#2412
SON OF A *****!!!! I was behind YOU!!!!!


Wheres my cookie?
 Darth Avlectus
09-19-2009, 4:17 PM
#2413
In that little baggie. Sorry, I stepped on it. :xp:

Who is cornholio?
 CommanderQ
09-19-2009, 5:15 PM
#2414
The Follower of bunghole....DUH!:D

Where is my chocolate milk! GIVE IT BACK DANG IT!
 Totenkopf
09-19-2009, 9:14 PM
#2415
It's in the toilet. :dev9:

How much cocaine does Mr Snufalufagus (sp?) snort in any given day?
 Darth Avlectus
09-20-2009, 1:55 AM
#2416
43.5 Kilos/7 shouldget you your answer there, buddy.

Who reminds you most of a hutt?
 Totenkopf
09-20-2009, 4:10 AM
#2417
Pizza.

Where is north of nowhere?
 Delta 62
09-20-2009, 8:02 AM
#2418
south of somewhere.


Whats that smell?
 M@RS
09-20-2009, 11:39 AM
#2419
Poison Gas, let's see how long you can hold your breath.

Who's over there?
 Rinku
09-20-2009, 11:42 AM
#2420
My dog's hallucinations.

What is wrong with my keyboard???
 Hallucination
09-20-2009, 11:42 AM
#2421
Your cat is using it as a dance floor. And urinal.

In the someday, what's that sound?
 CommanderQ
09-20-2009, 12:11 PM
#2422
*Flutter Flutter flutter huff*
I'm afraid that I cannot recognize the sound of someday.

What is the sound of yesterday's tomorrow?
 Darth Avlectus
09-20-2009, 4:52 PM
#2423
The most annoying sound in the world.


Who is the chicken washer?
 Totenkopf
09-20-2009, 5:06 PM
#2424
The owner or at least his gal. :naughty:

How many people I gotta kill before everyone gits their sh*t wired tight?
 M@RS
09-20-2009, 5:12 PM
#2425
10,002...No! 10,003. :]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
 Alkonium
09-20-2009, 11:10 PM
#2426
As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Does Rule 34 applies to stuff that's porn to begin with?
 Darth Avlectus
09-21-2009, 1:12 AM
#2427
That "depends" on which rule 34 we're talking about. (Get it? "Depends" :xp:)


How man times do I have ot kepp $***ting up your ****ing house before you finally get it that I'm not the damned cookie monster?! :mad:
 Totenkopf
09-21-2009, 1:24 AM
#2428
12? No wait, 13. (Jolee reference)

When is junk in the trunk badonk-a-donk and not just being merely fat-assed?
 Darth Avlectus
09-21-2009, 1:53 AM
#2429
When pirates-knocked up-Shrek. (3 movie reference ftw)

Can nobody beat Cactus Sack?
 Totenkopf
09-21-2009, 1:54 AM
#2430
No, sadly he has to beat himself. :devsmoke:

Who knows?
 Darth Avlectus
09-21-2009, 3:03 AM
#2431
The allmighty bunghole.


Who'se goin' chicken huntin'?!
 Totenkopf
09-21-2009, 5:17 AM
#2432
You are, ya sicko perv. :dev9:

If you smelt it....were you the one that dealt it?
 Darth Avlectus
09-21-2009, 6:05 PM
#2433
Not necessarily, though maybe you probably did knowing you.

If fir grows on it, is it ripe yet?
 Totenkopf
09-21-2009, 10:24 PM
#2434
You're always ripe no matter what. Now go take a shower ya smelly bastard. :dev9:

Does it really depend on what the definition of is is?
 Darth Avlectus
09-21-2009, 11:19 PM
#2435
Maybe if your name is Bill Clinton and pleading a case of innocence in the Monica Lewinsky scandal. :dev10:

What's that long furry thing growing outta pete's butt?
 Totenkopf
09-22-2009, 1:07 AM
#2436
I think it's your pet rat. :xp:

How come Ernest can't hold down a decent job?
 Delta 62
09-22-2009, 11:48 AM
#2437
Cause he's ****ing rubbish mate!


who let the dogs out?
 Demongo
09-22-2009, 12:30 PM
#2438
Me:p

Why are you here reading this question?
 M@RS
09-22-2009, 8:24 PM
#2439
I'm not...

Do you have a life?
 Darth Avlectus
09-22-2009, 8:32 PM
#2440
Yeah and I scratch my hairy sweaty balls like any man should.


Whose money?
 Totenkopf
09-22-2009, 8:40 PM
#2441
Better not be Big Baby Sweet's $$ or he might send Hack Benjamin after your arse.

What happened after the chicken crossed the road?:
 Alkonium
09-22-2009, 10:03 PM
#2442
It took care of its business over there and crossed back.

What happens when a stoppable force hits a moveable object?
 Totenkopf
09-23-2009, 12:21 AM
#2443
That's an explosive issue.

What exactly was you mom selling on the street corner last night?
 Demongo
09-23-2009, 8:41 AM
#2444
Frog brains and legs.

Why didn't you buy one?
 Alkonium
09-23-2009, 9:39 AM
#2445
I'm her supplier.

How often do ants trigger land mines?
 Delta 62
09-23-2009, 11:48 AM
#2446
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.......well way to many to count.....:)


will you marry me & my dog?
 Demongo
09-23-2009, 12:10 PM
#2447
No.

Can I cut off a Delta's head?
 Trench
09-23-2009, 1:06 PM
#2448
You didn't say please.

What if the world was a nudist colony?
 M@RS
09-23-2009, 6:39 PM
#2449
There'd be a lot more of us. :p

What if Te Mirdala changed his name?
 Trench
09-23-2009, 6:51 PM
#2450
I'd just be Mird'ika.

What if M@RS was pronounced Matters?
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