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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Darth Avlectus
06-21-2010, 10:04 PM
#2651
I presume you want to make this a math problem...So, let's go with nanometers of predetermined respective color frequencies: Green=532 and Blue=473. 532/473=1.1247nm.
OR ~ 11.25 angstroms. That is approximately between deep X-ray to nuclear bandwidth of wavelengths...or it might just be completely in the nuclear bandwidth. I dunno, I'll have to ask Jae Onasi on that one to be sure. ;)

Any number divided by zero.
Did you say you'll help with calculus? What's your hourly rate? :p

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Why is Fancis such an ass all the time?
 Alkonium
06-21-2010, 10:06 PM
#2652
I wouldn't know, I've never heard of Fancis.

Where does Dr. Hax get all those monitors?
 Darth Avlectus
06-21-2010, 10:09 PM
#2653
I get them from random places all around the world. :D

(Francis from Left 4 Dead)

Why are my crabs fighting?
 Alkonium
06-21-2010, 10:15 PM
#2654
Because they can find no heads, so they latch onto each other in an attempt to zombify.

You didn't mean headcrabs, did you?
 Darth Avlectus
06-21-2010, 10:29 PM
#2655
It was meant to be ambiguous...I could be talking about sea crabs, or fresh water fiddler crabs, or headcrabs, or............:dev8:

Wanting those nifty pants just like the ones Bob Barker is wearing.
 Alkonium
06-21-2010, 10:38 PM
#2656
 Trench
06-21-2010, 11:50 PM
#2657
Why wasn't there a question up there?
 Totenkopf
06-22-2010, 4:10 AM
#2658
There was......a stupid computer one.

Does anyone really care what Bralor is doing w/GTA's monkeys?
 Demongo
06-22-2010, 11:11 AM
#2659
I don't want to know about it

What do you mean by banana?
 Trench
06-22-2010, 12:35 PM
#2660
Depends on what you mean by "orange you glad." :¬:

What are you looking at?
 Demongo
06-22-2010, 1:02 PM
#2661
A monkey with no face and hat on his head


Why can't you reply to your own question?
 Trench
06-22-2010, 1:48 PM
#2662
Because that would be redundant.

Are you a member of the Department of Redundancy Department?
 Hallucination
06-22-2010, 9:27 PM
#2663
No, I'm a member of the Redundant Department of Redundancy. There are two departments that cover redundancy, go figure.

If your couch were a dog which breed would it be?
 Alkonium
06-22-2010, 9:55 PM
#2664
That one breed with short, fuzzy blue hair.

Which breed is that?
 Trench
06-22-2010, 10:05 PM
#2665
Fuzzy Couch Terrier.

What?
 Alkonium
06-22-2010, 10:53 PM
#2666
It's plausible.

Is it Light Urple?
 Totenkopf
06-22-2010, 11:24 PM
#2667
No, it's ark durple.

Why are we still playing this game?
 Alkonium
06-22-2010, 11:28 PM
#2668
It's fun.

Would crossbreeding a cow and a tomato really produce a Tomeato?
 Trench
06-22-2010, 11:36 PM
#2669
That would only work if the tomato was male and the cow was female.

Do you play The Game?
 Alkonium
06-22-2010, 11:41 PM
#2670
I play to win.

You just lost The Game, didn't you?
 Trench
06-22-2010, 11:41 PM
#2671
Nope. I don't play it.

Didn't you?
 Totenkopf
06-23-2010, 3:28 AM
#2672
I'd tell ya.......but then I'd HAVE to kill you.

Which game is the game that Bralor thinks is the game?
 Trench
06-23-2010, 3:36 AM
#2673
Not Calvinball, that's for sure.

What game is the game that Totenkopf thinks is the game I think is the game?
 Demongo
06-23-2010, 5:09 AM
#2674
Calvinball


What the game?
 Trench
06-23-2010, 5:22 AM
#2675
The Game is the game that you lose if you think about it. Hence Hal's anger towards my status. You're always playing The Game. And you just lost it. :xp:

Lost The Game yet?
 Darth Avlectus
06-23-2010, 5:33 PM
#2676
The game? Listen up kiddies, motorhead has it here:
6H-2QnT5GbY


Who is the GAME?
 purifier
06-24-2010, 1:03 AM
#2677
The one who gets a cap busted off in it's ass, that's the game. :fire11:






Any questions?
 Trench
06-24-2010, 1:36 AM
#2678
Any answers?

Whadd'ya say?
 Totenkopf
06-24-2010, 1:56 AM
#2679
No.

You?
 Trench
06-24-2010, 2:10 AM
#2680
Maybe.

Why?
 Totenkopf
06-24-2010, 3:09 AM
#2681
No reason.

Why haven't you sucked up all the gulf oil w/a straw yet?
 Trench
06-24-2010, 3:44 AM
#2682
Still waiting for my giant twisty-straw to be delivered.

Why haven't you banished all corrupt politicians to a monster-inhabited island yet?
 Totenkopf
06-24-2010, 4:36 AM
#2683
The monsters are still on back-order and the island is undergoing renovation.

Why aren't you hunting corrupt politicians in the meantime?
 Trench
06-24-2010, 11:43 AM
#2684
The last time I tried they revoked my bounty hunter card. I'm also waiting for some more powerful weaponry.

When will the monster island be done? :indif:
 purifier
06-24-2010, 1:44 PM
#2685
It's gonna get done when the getting done get's done! :raise:






Who's on first?
 Trench
06-24-2010, 1:48 PM
#2686
That's what I'm asking!

What's on second?
 purifier
06-24-2010, 2:01 PM
#2687
WHO!


LOOK! Who is on first?
 .:Lord Revan:.
06-24-2010, 6:21 PM
#2688
Who is coolest :D
 Trench
06-24-2010, 6:23 PM
#2689
Question and answer? Daring!

Should I try something like that?
 Darth Avlectus
06-24-2010, 7:10 PM
#2690
Of course you should.


Why haven't you tried it yet?
 Alkonium
06-24-2010, 8:11 PM
#2691
Fear of having tried it.

Isn't that a paradox?
 Totenkopf
06-24-2010, 10:08 PM
#2692
No habla espanol.

Was ist los, dumkopf?
 Trench
06-24-2010, 11:40 PM
#2693
What did you say?
 Darth Avlectus
06-24-2010, 11:48 PM
#2694
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4517hf2A2DU/R8VYgV80FAI/AAAAAAAAAIU/Hwg1TFiREMc/s400/Jules_Winnfield_by_nunofrias.jpg)
Say what again! SAY_WHAT_A-GAIN!

WHAT ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in WHAT?
 Alkonium
06-24-2010, 11:49 PM
#2695
WHAT?
 Trench
06-25-2010, 12:00 AM
#2696
WHAT?!?!?!
 Darth Avlectus
06-25-2010, 12:06 AM
#2697
WHAT?

WHAT?!?!?!

ENGLISH MOTHA ****AS, DO YOU SPEAK IT???!!!
 Alkonium
06-25-2010, 12:08 AM
#2698
No, I do not.

If I say I am lying, am I lying, or am I telling the truth?
 Totenkopf
06-25-2010, 12:12 AM
#2699
It doesn't matter either way b/c now you have to guard Harry Mudd.

How now brown cow?
 Trench
06-25-2010, 12:18 AM
#2700
I have no logical response for that. :dozey:

Anybody want to take care of this?
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