Note: LucasForums Archive Project
The content here was reconstructed by scraping the Wayback Machine in an effort to restore some of what was lost when LF went down. The LucasForums Archive Project claims no ownership over the content or assets that were archived on archive.org.

This project is meant for research purposes only.

Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

Page: 50 of 65
 Hallucination
09-23-2009, 9:26 PM
#2451
Isn't it already?

What if Te Mirdala Mand'alor were called Te Melanin Man o' War?
 Trench
09-23-2009, 11:24 PM
#2452
I'd declare war on Hallucination.

What if Hallucination stopped calling me Te Melanin Man o' War?
 Totenkopf
09-24-2009, 1:22 AM
#2453
It'd probably be an example of magnaminity in victory. Afterall, not very sporting to kick a man when he's down. o_Q

What if Hallucination didn't stop calling you Te Melanin Man o' War?
 Hallucination
09-24-2009, 1:26 AM
#2454
Then the forum would be that much more fun.

What colour is a man o' war with lots of the melanin?
 Trench
09-24-2009, 11:56 AM
#2455
Slightly redder than one without Melanin.

What is it that makes Hallucination "Baron von Sexy"?
 Totenkopf
09-24-2009, 12:29 PM
#2456
Well, my guess is that only.....The Shadow knows (and he ain't saying either).

When does it finally get good?
 Trench
09-24-2009, 12:38 PM
#2457
When you don't got it anymore.

Who, what, when, where, why, and most importantly... How?
 Totenkopf
09-24-2009, 12:48 PM
#2458
Myob, myob, myob, myob, myob and most importantly noydb.

When is a knife not a knife?
 Trench
09-24-2009, 12:57 PM
#2459
When it is a spoon.

Why isn't it possible?
 Delta 62
09-24-2009, 1:12 PM
#2460
it isnt impossible, its just improbable.......for you.



can i cut off Darth Dacs Head.......Please.........with a cherry on top?Or anything of your choice,Even women!!!!
 Trench
09-24-2009, 1:15 PM
#2461
No. You need to do more than that:¬:

Why does Delta 62 want to cut off Dac's head?
 Alkonium
09-24-2009, 1:26 PM
#2462
Because no self-respecting Sith Lord is named after a planet. He simply wants to make sure it stays that way.

Is it true that you can make anything sound awesome by adding the word "Unleashed" to the end of it?
 Delta 62
09-24-2009, 1:26 PM
#2463
@ Mandalore: He wants to cut off mine!!!!!! :chop1:

@ Alkonium: Hmmmmmm.....Lets try...Alkonium UNLEASHED!!!!!


How about men? I could do it for you....anything.....:weirdo: :whip1:
 Alkonium
09-24-2009, 1:28 PM
#2464
I'd say yes, but I don't quite understand the question.

What makes Captain Crowbar such a bad idea?
 Delta 62
09-24-2009, 1:33 PM
#2465
You made him up!!:p


Why does Alkonium WANT me....badly....

p.s. @ alkonium read earlier posts. :)
 Alkonium
09-24-2009, 4:46 PM
#2466
I don't. I'm like that around everyone.

Why?
 Delta 62
09-24-2009, 4:55 PM
#2467
Because.....



Why dont you turn off the fridge when you go on holiday?
 Alkonium
09-24-2009, 4:57 PM
#2468
Because all the food in it will go bad.

Is Dwigt short for Samuel?
 Delta 62
09-24-2009, 5:00 PM
#2469
Only if X-ray is short for supercalafrajalisticexpialidocouis!;)


Who dun' it??Hmmm?
 Demongo
09-24-2009, 5:54 PM
#2470
Me of course.

What would you do when someone suddenly would fart right in your face?
 Trench
09-24-2009, 7:00 PM
#2471
:devburn:

What if you were able to burn or freeze things at will.
 Totenkopf
09-24-2009, 7:12 PM
#2472
I think that's called marriage. :xp:

Why does anyone really care whether Exile is male or female?
 Trench
09-24-2009, 7:20 PM
#2473
Because they're geeks with nothing better to do.

What if Gollum was in your room?
 Darth Avlectus
09-24-2009, 8:47 PM
#2474
He'd be made out of electronic junk. (wrong thread for 'what if' :p)

What if Lawrence O'donell was a clone of someone? Who would he be a clone *of*?
 Delta 62
09-25-2009, 8:12 AM
#2475
Lawrence O'Donell!


What is the definition of homosexual?
 Demongo
09-25-2009, 9:50 AM
#2476
Delta 62(sorry dude no offense:lol:)

What is the exact date of Halloween?
 Delta 62
09-25-2009, 10:26 AM
#2477
:mad:Look at your calendar you bassturd.(:lol:)



Why is darth dac mean to me?
 Trench
09-25-2009, 11:01 AM
#2478
Its fun:xp:

Why can't we all just get along?:p
 Delta 62
09-25-2009, 11:41 AM
#2479
Because we are human.


(I could invite everyone on this page to be my firend so we can try to get along)

Does anyone else want to stop arguing?
 Trench
09-25-2009, 12:16 PM
#2480
Yes, but only because we are ready for full scale war.

Why has Delta 62 placed references to gummy bears in his signature?
 Delta 62
09-25-2009, 12:38 PM
#2481
I changed my name from Darth gummybear to Delta 62....Plus i like gummybears!:lol:


Why are people not asking stupid questions and not giving stupid answers?
 Trench
09-25-2009, 12:42 PM
#2482
Because I control their mindz!!!!!

Was that stupid enough for ya?
 Delta 62
09-25-2009, 12:44 PM
#2483
Possibly, you'll have to control my mind for me to tell you.


Do YOU like gummybears????????????????????????
 Trench
09-25-2009, 12:47 PM
#2484
Me likez gummy wormz!:xp:

[MIND CONTROL]Stupid enough yet?[/MIND CONTROL]
 Delta 62
09-25-2009, 12:54 PM
#2485
Hehe!!!:lol: I feel stupid!.....I mean yes...


were are you paintballing?
 Trench
09-25-2009, 1:22 PM
#2486
In my backyard!:xp:

Who here likes to paintball?!*takes aim*
 Delta 62
09-25-2009, 2:17 PM
#2487
*Quickly reloads and fires in Mandy's direction....from Scotland!*
(I'm Sure i would but i'm too young...i think)


Do you want to make a group to stop a rebellion or a chance of full scale war?
 Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-26-2009, 11:31 PM
#2488
Indeed! oh... wait... sorry.... i forgot :p

do you like LucasArts?
 CommanderQ
09-26-2009, 11:52 PM
#2489
[sarcasm]NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![end sarcasm]

Do you like peanut butter and jelly?
 Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-26-2009, 11:56 PM
#2490
only if it's grape jelly

have you ever met a famus person?
 Totenkopf
09-27-2009, 1:05 AM
#2491
Only when Jupiter is in the 7th House of Venus (or whatever that crap means).

Do you want a Vegemite sandwich?
 Darth Avlectus
09-30-2009, 12:50 AM
#2492
Uhh, no.

Do you have teepee?
 Totenkopf
09-30-2009, 4:17 AM
#2493
No, it's hanging out your bunghole, though. :dev9:

Have you ever looked at a $20 bill while on weed and seen Lee Harvey Oswald?
 Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-30-2009, 7:24 PM
#2494
nope. when i am on it i don't know a 10 from a 20 :p

does anyone have a question for me to post?
 Totenkopf
09-30-2009, 10:56 PM
#2495
Yeah, and it'll cost you $10......you know, the bill w/20 on it. :dev8:

What's a question?
 Darth Avlectus
09-30-2009, 11:44 PM
#2496
That's a question. You owe me $50, you know, the one with a 100 on it? :dev10:

What kind of smokin' device melts carpet?
 Totenkopf
10-01-2009, 5:48 PM
#2497
Your mouth. :devburn:

What are you going to do after I shoot your head off w/a .44 Magnum?
 Delta 62
10-01-2009, 5:54 PM
#2498
take no notice and punch you in the nuts and kill you with a P.A. Shotgun.


What if I killed you with a P.A. Shotgun?
 Darth Avlectus
10-01-2009, 9:18 PM
#2499
Be dead while teepee would now be hanging out of tot's bunghole.

What if starkiller had kicked the **** out of the emperor?
 Totenkopf
10-01-2009, 11:05 PM
#2500
Then teepee would be sliding down GTA's legs as he turboshat himself in utter glee.

What if Scotland surrendered its sovereignty back to England?
Page: 50 of 65