Sometimes one, sometimes the other, sometimes both.
What's the best name for a Rush cover band?
The Rush Cover Band!!!!!!!!!:urpdude:
What would you do if you had jmac's IP address.
Nothing.
When will the Prussians come?
At 2:30 tomorrow.
What will you do?
Beat the French, of course.
What will you do?
Make a sandwich.
Why the French?
Because lingerie, toast, fine cuisine, and kissing of a sort are all its byproducts.
What time is it if the monkey army is sleeping and you have a whuppin' stick?
It's too late. You woke 'em up.
Angry Samurai in Aisle 7, what you gonna do?:D
Go to aisle 6.
Why is he angry?
I think they ran out of either Sake or Sushi. It's quite an offense to him.
He's going to try and kill the manager, you sure you still wanna go to Aisle 6?
Yeah. The manager and my collection of anti-ninja weaponry is in there.
Where did the ninja come from?
He's a Samurai, not a Ninja. Get it right:D
He came from the local Samurai place, you know, they always come from those these days......and what do you plan to do?
The numa-numa!:woo:
Why did I just say that?
Because you want bacon
Where is Spider Pig?
Next to Pig-dog.
What are those!-->
They be empty space
V What are these V
^^^Ads. Rhymes with Nads.
Why is MacVicar dead?
Because I shot 'im!
Why did I shoot him?!:cry6:
Cuz U were bored
Why didn't I?
B/c You were busy with someone's stepmamma. :dev9:
If Jeff and Lynnie go to a party and Bob went to eat pizza, who is left?
Yo mamma!:xp:
What if I: *whispers under his breath*
I'd hold Konoko form Oni hostage until you gave me $1000 and a trebuchet tank!
Nerf gun, Nerf herder, or NARF!?
CHUCK NORRIS!!:D
How you gonna keep Konoko hostage? Hee hee heee.....:D
CHUCK NORRIS!!:xp:
What makes CHUCK NORRIS so special?
Chuck Norris, duh. :xp:
What if Chuck Norris weren't truly Chuck Norris?
Not much until his fans found out. Then there'd be massive amounts of pre-teen suicide.
Why isn't badminton a full-contact sport?
Because some people just can't help but to give you a purple nurple while ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!! (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg)
Why is it Beavis gets *so* pissed off when you call him a buttknockering buttknocker?
No buttknocker likes to be called a buttknockering buttknocker, DUH!:D
Where'd you get those coconuts!!!!!???
From King Arthur. He was banging 'em together, pretending that he was on a horse.
If Fartman met the Cock Knocker, who'd win?
The butler.
Why are there coconuts and pitchforks under your bed?!
To ward off evil spirits like yourself. :xp:
Why do you watch Beavis and Butthead all day long?
Don't ask yourself questions in this thread man!
What if you were an NPC in KotOR? (<- that's a stupid question)
I'd make sure that you were Deadeye Duncan.
Where is south of nowhere?
North of South-Nowhere (everybody knows that you goof!:smirk2:)
What is that?!
It is what it is.
Is you is?
...or is you ain't my baby!:sing9:
*why*
Because.
Whay would you even ask that?
Why do you ask? (<- Question and answer:xp:)
Who said that? (<- once more)
*pulls out pistol and shoots GTA*
Was that a stupid question?
When I was in a dryer, I made my pants dirtier while my face looked like a sock to the outside.
Why are there only stupid questions and answers here?
4 score and 7 brain cells ago.
Shoulda, coulda, didja ya?
Yo mamma.
Could-e, could we, could he, could be, coochiecoochiecoo, could she?
Same to you pall!:fist:
To be or not to be...