A lot.
What does what explain?
Jules would reply: "Say what again! SAY_WHAT_AGAIN! I dare ya I double dare ya motha****a! Say *what* ONE more **wd-Damn time!
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(Seriously, watch pulp fiction, I'm not kidding.)
Whose goin' Chicken Huntin'?
<PLAF! PLAF-PLAF-PLAF-PLAF! PLAF!>
Why is it every time I look on the news there is something horrendously wrong with burger world?
I'm not sure exactly, but I'm sure it's the french fries' fault.
What should I do next time I suffer from jet-lag after venturing across the Atlantic?
Dance across the plane, holding a trout, and singing 'Some where over the Rainbow.' Believe me, it gets your mind offa the Jet Lag.
Where is the MIGHTY FORTRESS OF BOB.
In bob's secret land.
Why not buy something cool from bob's company (
http://amazing1.com/)?) No for reals, it is owned by a guy named bob. Why not?
Hmmm very cool But Bob's real company is far more awesome then that. He sells coconuts.
Bob is coming, what will you do?
Smack soemone with my king scepter...or a bokken.
Why are people afraid of rats?
Because they have mastered the art of Stupidity. Only a few human beings have mastered it. It terrifies us:D
I am attempting to brain you with a Bokken. What will you do?
Block with my bokken just enough to halt your cut, and follow up with an attack of my own.
Why do animals like garbage?
Because Garbage tastes good.
Why are my questions so stupid?:D
Take a look at the thread name.
Was that a stupid answer?
Only if you're paranoid on every third tuesday of a leap year.
Why do monkeys like to flip their crap at Te Mirdala Mand'alor?
Te Mirdala Mand'alor just provides such a tempting target of dung. That is why the monkeys cannot resist.
Bob hates monkeys. Why did he allow them to exist?
Because the police took away his firearms license.
Why can't I fop till I drop?
Your fop will wobble but it won't drop down.
Will the dung flinging monkeys ever leave me alone?
No. The Gypsy Emperor cursed you after you blamed the monkeys for your problems.
Why can't I conquer the world?
Because I won't let you. I already did. You are in my Matrix.
How were some people smart enough to get out of the Matrix?
Shiny happy pills, solve all of life's problems and bring you even more of them. Untillmonkeys fling a flaming ball of crap and destroy the main power...then they emerge victorious!
Because the police took away his firearms license.
:rofl: Bob must be a little cynical.
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How did Bob pwn Mr Buzzcut?
He made him his bitch. Bob just rolls that way.
Is Bob so powerful that he can make a rock even he can't lift?
No. Bob is too cool to make rocks.
Why is Bob so uber-powerful?
Why ask why.
Is stupid is as stupid does?
Depends on when stupid is, and what its doing
When is where when who is here?
Third base.
Is you is or is you ain't a ........?
Is you is, or is you ain't my baby (tell me girl):xp:
Who is how, when he is here, and why is where?
Bob.
Bob is when here is there?
No, Bob is there when here is why.
Who, what, when, where, why?
Because.
That is where we are when later is there?
No, here is when we are, and later is over there.
WHO IS SPARTACUS???!!!
I AM!!
So we conquer the Romans?
After I go to the bathroom.
When in Rome?
Do what the Romans do.
What should I have for Breakfast?
Farm fresh eggs (watch out for bloody embryos in the pan:p)
Anybody wanna see a picture of a bloody embryo (chicken) in a pan?
No thank you, my savage bloodthirstiness moment already hit me:D
Anybody wanna shoot a large cow???!!:D
Stay away from my farm!!!:xp:
Why did I say that? We don't have cows.:giveup:
It's because you guys wish you had cows.
Fear the sheep?
No. Both of them are big woolly chickens.
Fear the rooster?
No, because the woolly chickens are comin.'
There are killer chickens?
Yeah. The mean rooster.
Will you ever run out of potato chips and have to leave your panzer?
I don't have a panzer, and I don't have potato chips; I have Zagnut. :p
Why's millia's hair so ungodly ridiculously long?
B/c she hasn't had a bikini wax in a looonnnng time. :devsmoke:
Where do we come up with all this stuff?
The Mighty Bob puts random things in our minds....it's a conspiracy!!!!:D
How did that happen?
Because Bob needed to do something fast: all butt-head's good ideas came from his...y'know...big thing. Uhuhuhuh-huhuh-huhuh. We were being influenced of something.
What's wrong with pruning the house?
Everything!! The house was never meant to be pruned!!! Only ancient houses can be pruned....and not explode of pure humility!!!
None of this making sense???:D
Yes, on the planet Veltron in the Gamma Nexus quadrant in a parallel galaxy.
Why are you still here?
Because space and time have placed me here using majestic powers of awesomeness. Oh, and peanut butter.
POP QUIZ!!! What do you think?:D
POP ANSWER!!! I don't.:xp:
POP QUIZ!!! Why?
POP ANSWER!! Because they're so annoying!!! Bwahaha!:D
What is your quest?
To get a custom title!:ninja1:
What is your ultimate plan?!