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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Trench
07-15-2009, 12:42 AM
#2251
A lot.

What does what explain?
 Darth Avlectus
07-15-2009, 9:27 PM
#2252
Jules would reply: "Say what again! SAY_WHAT_AGAIN! I dare ya I double dare ya motha****a! Say *what* ONE more **wd-Damn time!
http://www.pulpfictionwallets.com/images/jules-with-gun.gif)
(Seriously, watch pulp fiction, I'm not kidding.)

Whose goin' Chicken Huntin'?
 Trench
07-15-2009, 9:35 PM
#2253
What?

What?:xp:
 Darth Avlectus
07-16-2009, 2:47 PM
#2254
<PLAF! PLAF-PLAF-PLAF-PLAF! PLAF!>


Why is it every time I look on the news there is something horrendously wrong with burger world?
 Serpentine Cougar
07-18-2009, 8:40 PM
#2255
I'm not sure exactly, but I'm sure it's the french fries' fault.

What should I do next time I suffer from jet-lag after venturing across the Atlantic?
 CommanderQ
07-18-2009, 11:48 PM
#2256
Dance across the plane, holding a trout, and singing 'Some where over the Rainbow.' Believe me, it gets your mind offa the Jet Lag.

Where is the MIGHTY FORTRESS OF BOB.
 Darth Avlectus
07-18-2009, 11:55 PM
#2257
In bob's secret land.

Why not buy something cool from bob's company (http://amazing1.com/)?) No for reals, it is owned by a guy named bob. Why not?
 CommanderQ
07-18-2009, 11:57 PM
#2258
Hmmm very cool But Bob's real company is far more awesome then that. He sells coconuts.

Bob is coming, what will you do?
 Darth Avlectus
07-18-2009, 11:58 PM
#2259
Smack soemone with my king scepter...or a bokken.

Why are people afraid of rats?
 CommanderQ
07-19-2009, 12:00 AM
#2260
Because they have mastered the art of Stupidity. Only a few human beings have mastered it. It terrifies us:D

I am attempting to brain you with a Bokken. What will you do?
 Darth Avlectus
07-19-2009, 12:02 AM
#2261
Block with my bokken just enough to halt your cut, and follow up with an attack of my own.


Why do animals like garbage?
 CommanderQ
07-19-2009, 12:04 AM
#2262
Because Garbage tastes good.

Why are my questions so stupid?:D
 Trench
07-19-2009, 12:46 AM
#2263
Take a look at the thread name.

Was that a stupid answer?
 Totenkopf
07-19-2009, 5:40 AM
#2264
Only if you're paranoid on every third tuesday of a leap year.

Why do monkeys like to flip their crap at Te Mirdala Mand'alor?
 CommanderQ
07-19-2009, 11:53 AM
#2265
Te Mirdala Mand'alor just provides such a tempting target of dung. That is why the monkeys cannot resist.

Bob hates monkeys. Why did he allow them to exist?
 Astor
07-19-2009, 11:57 AM
#2266
Because the police took away his firearms license.

Why can't I fop till I drop?
 Trench
07-19-2009, 12:06 PM
#2267
Your fop will wobble but it won't drop down.

Will the dung flinging monkeys ever leave me alone?
 CommanderQ
07-19-2009, 12:16 PM
#2268
No. The Gypsy Emperor cursed you after you blamed the monkeys for your problems.

Why can't I conquer the world?
 Trench
07-19-2009, 12:20 PM
#2269
Because I won't let you. I already did. You are in my Matrix.

How were some people smart enough to get out of the Matrix?
 Darth Avlectus
07-19-2009, 2:22 PM
#2270
Shiny happy pills, solve all of life's problems and bring you even more of them. Untillmonkeys fling a flaming ball of crap and destroy the main power...then they emerge victorious!

Because the police took away his firearms license.


:rofl: Bob must be a little cynical.
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How did Bob pwn Mr Buzzcut?
 Totenkopf
07-19-2009, 3:47 PM
#2271
He made him his bitch. Bob just rolls that way.

Is Bob so powerful that he can make a rock even he can't lift?
 Trench
07-19-2009, 7:13 PM
#2272
No. Bob is too cool to make rocks.

Why is Bob so uber-powerful?
 Totenkopf
07-20-2009, 12:12 AM
#2273
Why ask why.

Is stupid is as stupid does?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 12:15 AM
#2274
Depends on when stupid is, and what its doing

When is where when who is here?
 Totenkopf
07-20-2009, 2:30 AM
#2275
Third base.

Is you is or is you ain't a ........?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 11:40 AM
#2276
Is you is, or is you ain't my baby (tell me girl):xp:

Who is how, when he is here, and why is where?
 CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 11:43 AM
#2277
Bob.

Bob is when here is there?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 11:45 AM
#2278
No, Bob is there when here is why.

Who, what, when, where, why?
 CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 11:48 AM
#2279
Because.

That is where we are when later is there?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 11:52 AM
#2280
No, here is when we are, and later is over there.

WHO IS SPARTACUS???!!!
 CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 11:57 AM
#2281
I AM!!

So we conquer the Romans?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 11:59 AM
#2282
After I go to the bathroom.

When in Rome?
 CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 12:01 PM
#2283
Do what the Romans do.

What should I have for Breakfast?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 12:02 PM
#2284
Farm fresh eggs (watch out for bloody embryos in the pan:p)

Anybody wanna see a picture of a bloody embryo (chicken) in a pan?
 CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 12:06 PM
#2285
No thank you, my savage bloodthirstiness moment already hit me:D

Anybody wanna shoot a large cow???!!:D
 Trench
07-20-2009, 12:22 PM
#2286
Stay away from my farm!!!:xp:

Why did I say that? We don't have cows.:giveup:
 CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 12:26 PM
#2287
It's because you guys wish you had cows.

Fear the sheep?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 12:27 PM
#2288
No. Both of them are big woolly chickens.

Fear the rooster?
 CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 12:41 PM
#2289
No, because the woolly chickens are comin.'

There are killer chickens?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 12:47 PM
#2290
Yeah. The mean rooster.

Will you ever run out of potato chips and have to leave your panzer?
 Darth Avlectus
07-20-2009, 4:23 PM
#2291
I don't have a panzer, and I don't have potato chips; I have Zagnut. :p

Why's millia's hair so ungodly ridiculously long?
 Totenkopf
07-20-2009, 4:52 PM
#2292
B/c she hasn't had a bikini wax in a looonnnng time. :devsmoke:

Where do we come up with all this stuff?
 CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 4:54 PM
#2293
The Mighty Bob puts random things in our minds....it's a conspiracy!!!!:D

How did that happen?
 Darth Avlectus
07-20-2009, 5:03 PM
#2294
Because Bob needed to do something fast: all butt-head's good ideas came from his...y'know...big thing. Uhuhuhuh-huhuh-huhuh. We were being influenced of something.

What's wrong with pruning the house?
 CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 5:17 PM
#2295
Everything!! The house was never meant to be pruned!!! Only ancient houses can be pruned....and not explode of pure humility!!!

None of this making sense???:D
 Totenkopf
07-20-2009, 5:34 PM
#2296
Yes, on the planet Veltron in the Gamma Nexus quadrant in a parallel galaxy.

Why are you still here?
 CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 5:38 PM
#2297
Because space and time have placed me here using majestic powers of awesomeness. Oh, and peanut butter.

POP QUIZ!!! What do you think?:D
 Trench
07-20-2009, 6:08 PM
#2298
POP ANSWER!!! I don't.:xp:

POP QUIZ!!! Why?
 CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 6:25 PM
#2299
POP ANSWER!! Because they're so annoying!!! Bwahaha!:D

What is your quest?
 Trench
07-20-2009, 8:42 PM
#2300
To get a custom title!:ninja1:

What is your ultimate plan?!
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