*Ahem* you DO know it's STUPID question, STUPID answer, wrong? Logic not required, even for you. :xp: :D
But I like logic. :cry6:
What did you say?
I said Could e, could we, should he, could e should be, with we, could she with he, e could be with we, and she with e, would he.
Yes?
What's on second.
How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light?
Umm...LMNOP?
Is Tommy DiVito a funny guy?
Yes, but I don't know who he is, so I'm going by what I know about Danny DeVito.
Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?
It's at the dry cleaner's, should be ready on Monday.
Wednesday's coming, did you bring your Tuesday?
You never bring Tuesday to a Wednesday, it's just gauche.
Have you made the reservations for your upcoming trip to Mars yet?
Yep, I should arrive November 21, 2059.
I shouldn't have picked that date, should I?
On the contrary, it was a very good decision because the world is supposed to end the next day. Your foresight is commendable. o_Q
Is it a good idea to make posts using an on-screen keyboard to avoid leaning forward to type?
No. That may cause slouching. :tsk:
Not to be? Or to be?
That is the question.
Say, do you want to go see a movie?
Depends.
Why do you want to see a movie?
I don't, but I was wondering if you did.
Have none of you seen Rejected?
I want to.
Is it a good idea to try to feed on Pinface if you happen to be a headcrab?
Not recommended. Though a poison headcrab could probably last longer than a regular or fast one.
What would you do if infected by a headcrab?
Become a zombine, I suppose.
Would would you do if Gordon Freeman were hitting you with his crowbar?
If you mate a pitbull and a sh**zu do you get bullsh**. :D
It doesn't matter. You're being skipped because you ignored Totenkopf's question.
Would would you do if Gordon Freeman were hitting you with his crowbar?
Probably cry.
What would you do if I hit you with Gordon Freeman's crowbar?
I'd counterattack after the third hit with the very same crowbar.
What would you do if it were possible to travel backwards in time?
Find and destroy the inventor of the necktie.
What would you do with the ability to go forward in time?
I'd travel to the future assuming it was successful (and there are ways to actually do that, apparently.) I'd keep and preserve as much as I could from my time period in whatever way possible. Then I'd time it for ~1000 years in the future because I don't honestly foresee humans being around for another 5,000 years at this rate. If I came back as the last man alive on earth...well, crap...
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love?
What is Dave Chappelle.
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
Yes, but only in a solid black, opaque outhouse.
What would you do if Dave Chappelle got ahold of the gravity gun and used it to propel Jai'galaar Bralor into the air?
I'd be propelled into the air.
Would you help me?
Depends. Do you have change in your pockets?
Why do you think i asked that?
Because you've moved from stealing souls to stealing spare change.
Spare change > Souls?
Where did Demongo's question go?
Looks like Demongo forgot the question part
Why did Demongo forget to ask something?
becasue he can forget things too you know
why is this my first question?
Because you've never been curious before.
Why won't Hockey give a d*mn?
Because he got a virus
Why aren't you doing anything?
Because I'm on my "not giving a damn" break, man! Besides..he's still not giving a damn either.
Why is it "damned if you do and damned if you don't" ?
because in reality, everyone is just damned
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Nah, they just phone it in and let someone else deal w/it.
Why can't you hold you liquor better?
Someone coated the bottle in grease, I swear!
Why is there a weapon in DnD 3.5 called a gnome calculus?
becasue it was created by short people
why did Sev "die"?
Because Sev's Katarn-armor broke in combat, and the warranty ran out 15 seconds after he got into the missile turret.
Why am I new to these forum games?
Because your eyes have finally been open
Why is this a good way to rack up a post count?
It isn't.
Should I tell him?
If you do, you'll have to kill him.
Why aren't there any nice people here and if there are could they please get the hell out of here? :dev9:
No more nice people. We ate the last one in our last tribal ritual. :yeldance:
Should we stop our tribal rituals?
You just yourself placed on a menu somewhere other than here.
Are there really any girls in LF or are they really just a bunch of posers?
The girls are men. The children are government agents. We know where you live.
What do you think about that?
I think you're lying for kicks.
When did you commit suicide and how did you do it?
I did it last wendsday by going out the best way possible: Eating everthing in the fridge and freezer and exploding from too much nom nom noms
how many times did you try?
None. I enjoy my life. You're the emo.
How can we cure Hockey of his emo-ness?
By eating Waffles
How can I assassinate the President of Mars