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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Totenkopf
06-25-2010, 12:21 AM
#2701
*Ahem* you DO know it's STUPID question, STUPID answer, wrong? Logic not required, even for you. :xp: :D
 Trench
06-25-2010, 12:23 AM
#2702
But I like logic. :cry6:

What did you say?
 Darth Avlectus
06-25-2010, 12:44 AM
#2703
I said Could e, could we, should he, could e should be, with we, could she with he, e could be with we, and she with e, would he.


Yes?
 Trench
06-25-2010, 1:03 AM
#2704
No! ¬_¬

What?
 purifier
06-25-2010, 1:20 AM
#2705
What's on second.









How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light?
 Darth Avlectus
06-26-2010, 4:03 AM
#2706
Umm...LMNOP?

Is Tommy DiVito a funny guy?
 Alkonium
06-26-2010, 1:46 PM
#2707
Yes, but I don't know who he is, so I'm going by what I know about Danny DeVito.

Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?
 Hallucination
06-26-2010, 5:53 PM
#2708
It's at the dry cleaner's, should be ready on Monday.

Wednesday's coming, did you bring your Tuesday?
 Totenkopf
06-26-2010, 11:07 PM
#2709
You never bring Tuesday to a Wednesday, it's just gauche.

Have you made the reservations for your upcoming trip to Mars yet?
 Alkonium
06-26-2010, 11:10 PM
#2710
Yep, I should arrive November 21, 2059.

I shouldn't have picked that date, should I?
 Hallucination
06-27-2010, 2:13 AM
#2711
On the contrary, it was a very good decision because the world is supposed to end the next day. Your foresight is commendable. o_Q

Is it a good idea to make posts using an on-screen keyboard to avoid leaning forward to type?
 Trench
06-27-2010, 10:19 AM
#2712
No. That may cause slouching. :tsk:

Not to be? Or to be?
 Alkonium
06-27-2010, 10:23 AM
#2713
That is the question.

Say, do you want to go see a movie?
 Demongo
06-27-2010, 11:12 AM
#2714
Depends.

Why do you want to see a movie?
 Alkonium
06-27-2010, 3:39 PM
#2715
I don't, but I was wondering if you did.

Have none of you seen Rejected?
 Darth Avlectus
06-28-2010, 2:24 AM
#2716
I want to.

Is it a good idea to try to feed on Pinface if you happen to be a headcrab?
 Trench
06-28-2010, 3:19 AM
#2717
Not recommended. Though a poison headcrab could probably last longer than a regular or fast one.

What would you do if infected by a headcrab?
 Totenkopf
06-28-2010, 3:43 AM
#2718
Become a zombine, I suppose.

Would would you do if Gordon Freeman were hitting you with his crowbar?
 .:Lord Revan:.
06-28-2010, 11:45 AM
#2719
If you mate a pitbull and a sh**zu do you get bullsh**. :D
 Trench
06-28-2010, 12:19 PM
#2720
It doesn't matter. You're being skipped because you ignored Totenkopf's question.

Would would you do if Gordon Freeman were hitting you with his crowbar?
Probably cry.

What would you do if I hit you with Gordon Freeman's crowbar?
 topshot
06-28-2010, 1:07 PM
#2721
I'd counterattack after the third hit with the very same crowbar.

What would you do if it were possible to travel backwards in time?
 Trench
06-28-2010, 1:33 PM
#2722
Find and destroy the inventor of the necktie.

What would you do with the ability to go forward in time?
 Darth Avlectus
06-28-2010, 4:22 PM
#2723
I'd travel to the future assuming it was successful (and there are ways to actually do that, apparently.) I'd keep and preserve as much as I could from my time period in whatever way possible. Then I'd time it for ~1000 years in the future because I don't honestly foresee humans being around for another 5,000 years at this rate. If I came back as the last man alive on earth...well, crap...

Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love?
 purifier
07-02-2010, 12:38 AM
#2724
What is Dave Chappelle.








Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
 Totenkopf
07-02-2010, 4:25 AM
#2725
Yes, but only in a solid black, opaque outhouse.

What would you do if Dave Chappelle got ahold of the gravity gun and used it to propel Jai'galaar Bralor into the air?
 Trench
07-02-2010, 12:04 PM
#2726
I'd be propelled into the air.

Would you help me?
 Demongo
07-02-2010, 12:34 PM
#2727
Depends. Do you have change in your pockets?

Why do you think i asked that?
 Trench
07-02-2010, 2:00 PM
#2728
Because you've moved from stealing souls to stealing spare change.

Spare change > Souls?
 Demongo
07-02-2010, 2:15 PM
#2729
 Hallucination
07-02-2010, 2:46 PM
#2730
Where did Demongo's question go?
 Demongo
07-02-2010, 2:53 PM
#2731
Looks like Demongo forgot the question part

Why did Demongo forget to ask something?
 HockeyGoalie35
07-02-2010, 4:21 PM
#2732
becasue he can forget things too you know

why is this my first question?
 Trench
07-02-2010, 4:52 PM
#2733
Because you've never been curious before.

Why won't Hockey give a d*mn?
 Demongo
07-02-2010, 5:21 PM
#2734
Because he got a virus

Why aren't you doing anything?
 purifier
07-02-2010, 5:41 PM
#2735
Because I'm on my "not giving a damn" break, man! Besides..he's still not giving a damn either.







Why is it "damned if you do and damned if you don't" ?
 HockeyGoalie35
07-03-2010, 7:41 AM
#2736
because in reality, everyone is just damned

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
 Totenkopf
07-03-2010, 8:27 PM
#2737
Nah, they just phone it in and let someone else deal w/it.

Why can't you hold you liquor better?
 Hallucination
07-03-2010, 8:42 PM
#2738
Someone coated the bottle in grease, I swear!

Why is there a weapon in DnD 3.5 called a gnome calculus?
 HockeyGoalie35
07-03-2010, 9:27 PM
#2739
becasue it was created by short people

why did Sev "die"?
 Gamma097
07-03-2010, 10:43 PM
#2740
Because Sev's Katarn-armor broke in combat, and the warranty ran out 15 seconds after he got into the missile turret.

Why am I new to these forum games?
 HockeyGoalie35
07-03-2010, 11:15 PM
#2741
Because your eyes have finally been open


Why is this a good way to rack up a post count?
 Trench
07-04-2010, 1:40 AM
#2742
It isn't.

Should I tell him?
 Totenkopf
07-04-2010, 1:45 AM
#2743
If you do, you'll have to kill him.

Why aren't there any nice people here and if there are could they please get the hell out of here? :dev9:
 Trench
07-04-2010, 1:45 AM
#2744
No more nice people. We ate the last one in our last tribal ritual. :yeldance:

Should we stop our tribal rituals?
 Totenkopf
07-04-2010, 1:48 AM
#2745
You just yourself placed on a menu somewhere other than here.

Are there really any girls in LF or are they really just a bunch of posers?
 Trench
07-04-2010, 1:50 AM
#2746
The girls are men. The children are government agents. We know where you live.

What do you think about that?
 Totenkopf
07-04-2010, 1:52 AM
#2747
I think you're lying for kicks.

When did you commit suicide and how did you do it?
 HockeyGoalie35
07-04-2010, 8:39 AM
#2748
I did it last wendsday by going out the best way possible: Eating everthing in the fridge and freezer and exploding from too much nom nom noms

how many times did you try?
 Trench
07-04-2010, 9:22 AM
#2749
None. I enjoy my life. You're the emo.

How can we cure Hockey of his emo-ness?
 Te Darasuum Mandalor
07-04-2010, 10:01 AM
#2750
By eating Waffles

How can I assassinate the President of Mars
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