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Astrotoy7

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Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 12:01 AM
#1
Here's one to try if you like ;) Come up with a totally fake/ridiculous quote or phrase, feel free to make up its author and source too. Or it could even be something you actually have said Reach for greatness! I'll go first: "Let he who is...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Astrotoy7
02-20-2009, 1:01 PM
#69
daddies mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Astrotoy7
02-17-2009, 2:47 AM
#46
Analog log (http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/walnut_log.jpg) mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Astrotoy7
02-17-2009, 2:32 AM
#44
Digital Cock (http://www.amazon.com/Philips-AJ3050-Rooster-Alarm-Clock/dp/B00008QODQ) mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Astrotoy7
02-16-2009, 4:52 AM
#41
Peaches mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Astrotoy7
02-15-2009, 11:10 AM
#37
racoon nuts mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-20-2009, 12:59 PM
#1288
Granted. But due to hearing issues, you misunderstood and have actually won a free barnacle scraper from Rhonda's Marina I wish possessed the abilities of an international blinking expert mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-17-2009, 2:22 AM
#1272
Granted. It is real, but is is also A TRAP! I wish I could deploy life sized Lebanese Horses as knights in Chess. mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-16-2009, 5:10 AM
#1265
Granted. But you are Meryl Streep, and look ridiculous in a tuxedo I wish real ninjas would host kids tv shows mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-15-2009, 11:14 AM
#1257
Granted, but the ghost of Giuseppe Verdi visits you and disses your poor talent. I wish I could get 12,000 monkeys on 12,000 typewriters and time how long it would it would take them to write gnkl.oigvdsrv mol]\hggvfseryiolkjnvcdd mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-13-2009, 11:45 PM
#1250
Granted. Play KOTOR in Vista without applying the ms32.dll workaround I wish there were a time that preceded us called the past, which could only be recounted to us by a studious seahorse. mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Astrotoy7
02-20-2009, 1:02 PM
#203
No. Id rather command you to follow. Take off that jumpsuit weirdo! mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Astrotoy7
02-17-2009, 2:41 AM
#183
we cant, but we can at least segregate them in places to fight about religion and pregnant women We must all make a pledge of allegiance to Pizza(no anchovies) mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Astrotoy7
02-16-2009, 4:57 AM
#179
um no. Its actually sun-shaped I demand a posse of muscular black hamsters, so that we may roll in a gang mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Astrotoy7
02-15-2009, 11:20 AM
#166
No, have $Alaska instead Cats need to be worshipped as Cat-like Gods resembling Cats mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Astrotoy7
02-13-2009, 11:48 PM
#153
nuh-uh. We're out of compasses and lightbulbs. Gimme a magic lantern! mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
02-20-2009, 12:53 PM
#573
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
02-15-2009, 11:24 AM
#566
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-20-2009, 12:56 PM
#1912
Yes. And I wouldnt want to get Christian Bale started on something else now... When is it wise to deploy a team of assassin stealth goats? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-17-2009, 9:31 AM
#1892
Osiristris Why do beavers with cleavers often chop at levers with fevers? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-17-2009, 2:44 AM
#1890
That would depend on what the time is... Dr. Freeman. Why don't they make erotic fantasies like they did in the 80s? Because agents from the future sent a Time Warrior to destroy them all, and mullet hairstyles. Why must a man with a curious past,...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-17-2009, 2:35 AM
#1888
Because it rhymes with honey, and winnie the pooh ate it all If you could pick any planet to go to, what colour wristwatch would you wear? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-16-2009, 5:06 AM
#1885
Yes. But this multiplies the amount of stupid kingdom hearts games by a factor of 10 to the power of 3. If Time is the 4th dimension, what dimension is Mime? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-15-2009, 11:17 AM
#1879
yes, perfectly normal, unfortunately. Owl vs Lesbian, who wins, and at what? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-15-2009, 12:12 AM
#1876
No, because their parents letting them believe santa exists makes them unfit for parentage. I have a horse, a boltcutter and a monkey, what next? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
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