Yeah, so funny, some contemplate whether he's actually a hero.
What is Rorschach's favorite color?
Black & White.
Am I an Orphan Boy?
Umm..........errrrr......YEAH!! You're half orphan by bloodline...and half regular by...biological line of....well that's it:D
Do I come from a long line of Russian Czars?
Czars, yes. Russian, no.
Is Silk Spectre really Silk, or a Spectre?
More silky.....I think, spectres hate silk...
Is Dr. Manhattan really blue?
Yes, it happened when he was very young and drank the blue water in the toilet...
Why isn't the water black...or brown, even?
Filtration.
Why does Nite Owl spell Night wrong?
He didn't pay attention in school because he stayed up to late and kept falling asleep in class.
Why is Rorschach so..pessimistic?
Bad childhood.
Why is Ozymandias so full of himself?
'Cause he's got no friends.
Anyone got a good rhyme for 'Strategy'?
Sat a gee!
Does Nite Owl really seem like a Batman ripoff?
Yes. And I wouldnt want to get Christian Bale started on something else now...
When is it wise to deploy a team of assassin stealth goats?
mtfbwya
When there's a troll under the bridge.
If the professor in "Gilligan's Island" can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Because he is boat-challenged...he can do everything that doesn't include boats.
How cool would it be if we could nuke Mars or the Moon?
Not very, shrapnel landing on us =/= cool. =/
If you were a lemon tree, what kind of car would you drive?
Last I checked, lemon trees don't drive.
What's the point of a Dalek's plunger?
Suck out Tom Bakers hairstyle
If correctly applied, can superglue guarantee world peace?
mtfbwya
Depends. Does killing every form of life on the planet count as bringing about world peace?
Not unless you can guarantee dust bunnies wont start a gret civil war
When Leonardo Da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa, what did his horse think?
mtfbwya
The horse thought, "Wow, I'm the only one who really knows why that expression's on her face."
Is freedom slavery?
It is. Enslavement to liberty.
When will aliens master the skill of quiltmaking?
mtfbwya
They already have, quiltmaking was given to humans by the Little Green Manz, to whom it is a form of worshiping their god of softness and warmth.
If you went back in time, kidnapped your 5-year-old self and brought him/her to the present, what would you do with him/her?
I would train him in the arts of assassination so that he could be a l33t 5-year-old.
If you have 5 chickens, and you eat 3 chickens, what do you get besides indigestion?
Feathers.
Everywhere.
Can you do simple math, such as solving the Riemann Hypothesis?
Oh yes, I can solve the .... the what now?
How do you be soooooooooooo smart?
Read alot of booooooooooooooks
what is the best way to placate a ferocious sculpture of a turtle?
mtfbwya
Sing songs of the Marx brothers.
Why is it that when someone says, "There are hundreds of billions of stars in the galaxy," we believe them, but when someone says, "There's wet paint on there," we have to touch it?
A combination of stupidity and curiosity.
If I had the TF Gun from El Goonish Shive, would it be wrong for me to turn random men into women and random women into men with it?
Yes, because your poor acronym memory skills mistake its true meaning. The Turnip Fart Gun has no effect on genitalia reversal.
Whom is more likely to compose a Latin poem in Dactylic Hexameter, Owl or Lesbian?
mtfbwya
Owl, Who Who is latin for....I'm smarter on this subject...
Whom is more likely to dance through the air at light speed and then fall all the way to China?
Me!
What are the odds of Cybermen and Daleks joining forces to become CyberDaleks?
Approximately...3/3:D
What are the odds of being able to create a weapon capable of destroying....an entire....PUMPKIN!
About 0/0 :D
What are the odds that, if a man comes up to you in the store and bets you $1000 dollars that the jack of spades will jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear, that you'll end up with an ear full of cider?
Oh this is a toughie....5/5:D
What are the odds that a flying pig would dive bomb your house every thirty seconds?:D
The odds of this occurring are approximately 3720 to 1!
The what are the odds of Owl beating Lesbian in a game of Ping Pong?
mtfbwya
Slime to none.
What are the odds of the owl and the lesbian being one and the same?
Slime to none.
What are the odds of the owl and the lesbian being one and the same?
This depends on whether Owl is a girl or boy Owl
When will Muppets be able to muster an army capable of defeating that of Napoleon?
mtfbwya
In approximately 900 years. :xp:
What is 0 divided by 0?
Infinity
Does $Texas count as a valid amount of money?
No. Lone star states are not worth much at all.
Who is the most qualified FBI agent to track down a murderous camel?
mtfbwya
Lesbian.
What is the lightest hearted thought in the history of the worst country in the world?
I'm going to nuke you.
What is the ahppiest thing in the dumbest place in the world?
The average egoist, of course.
If you were a boolean value what would you be?
TRUE
Is time a simple straight line, or at every instant fracturing into an infinite number of parallel universes due to the occurrences of every event with more than one possible outcome?
Neither, time is money.
If I were to give you a gold coin right now, what would you do with it?
Use it to generate molecular cohesion in a cup of goat drool.
What temporal confluences can potentially occur between a maggot and a swordfish?
mtfbwya
The maggot, along with many other maggots, can eat the dead swordfish, or the swordfish can impale the maggot.
What tastes better, maggots, or swordfish?
Maggoty swordfish.
Or would that be swordfishy maggot?
Negative. The correct phrase is "Sword got fishy mag."
But where did he get it from?
From the fishes, duh.
Do the Chinese manufacture mag?