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Astrotoy7

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Posted in: Games with romance options
  Astrotoy7
04-05-2009, 5:20 AM
#18
Bloodrayne has buxom women which stare at each other, perhaps longingly... mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Destroy the Picture Above You!
  Astrotoy7
04-05-2009, 4:43 AM
#9
Dr Who vs John Lennon vs Jim Jones... explain? anyway, we all know what ruined John Lennon http://www.thebrooklynnomad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lennonononowakowska-bedin1969.jpg mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Destroy the Picture Above You!
  Astrotoy7
04-03-2009, 11:35 AM
#2
haha... Ive been in one of these elswhere. Though its just the pics without the voting bit.. Here's my counter for Chuck... BRUCE LEE http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc288/Astrotoy7/gameofdeath-norris-lee.jpg mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
04-05-2009, 4:51 AM
#73
"As the new Grand Chancellor of The Republic, my first act will be to create a Grand Army of Hot Twilek College Girl Mudwrestlers, and make a holo-vid of them 'Going Wild' -Chancellor Palpatine. AOTC. Sealed Edition. mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
04-03-2009, 11:52 AM
#71
"Thats it kiss her... mmmm... she's your sister, but Im not tellin you yet... mmmmm...." -Thoughts of a perverted young George Lucas when Leia smooches with Luke on Hoth base Medical Bay http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc288/Astrotoy7/...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
04-03-2009, 11:15 AM
#69
"Sooooo.... you have a twin sister. Youre feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Im all robotic in the pants area y'know....." -Darth Vader. Deleted Dialogue. ROTJ:SE mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 12:48 PM
#63
''General Kenobi...years ago you sliced up my father in the clone wars....'' -Holo Leia who knew the truth mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 1:28 AM
#61
"She must have hidden the plans in the mini bar...hic.... good work commander...hic.... I will deal with this myself....hic...." -Drunk Vader, Darth Vader's unreliable assistant. Cut after third draft of A New Hope. mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 1:04 AM
#59
"GIVE ME LIBERTY AND LET ME PEE!" The Bladder to the Kidney, after a long night of drinking mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
03-18-2009, 7:58 AM
#55
"POINDEXTERRRRRRRR!" -Capt Kirk, Original script of Star Trek II, before name change of main villain to 'Khan' mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
03-16-2009, 9:21 AM
#53
"The Needs of the Many, outweigh the needs of my poo" -Original Spock Death Scene, set in the Toilet of the USS Enterprise mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars Clerihew
  Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 1:14 AM
#7
Wicket the Ewok To him the lady Ewoks flocked. Maxxin out in his hot tub, Record spinnin' the old school 'Yub Yub' mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Band Name Game
  Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 1:07 AM
#230
EC8OR (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EC8OR) mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 1:05 AM
#207
Nut Monkey mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
04-06-2009, 10:22 AM
#1447
Granted. Though It seems the electrocution has affected yor brain and made you forget that brevity of responses adds to the fun and pace of this game I wish to form a committee of Cats to make Cat-like decisions with Cat-like agility mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
04-05-2009, 11:17 AM
#1442
Granted. You can indeed do this. But your nerve pathways, muscles, bones and joints always want to join the party. I wish I could harness the power of a steam engine to propel a cat who is otherwise too lazy to chase the breed of mice that have mast...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
04-05-2009, 11:08 AM
#1440
Granted, but since polaroids are obsolete, your pickpocketing yields only a banana peel and a deck of nudie cards. I wish I could organise a team of Leopards to wander the streets, scaring the spots off dalmations, and then distribute these extra sp...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
04-05-2009, 4:33 AM
#1438
Granted, but a partially deaf clerk at the superhero registry office mishears you and you are registered as Captain Blowfart I wish I could invent a time machine that can actually tell the time, rather than just travel it mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
04-03-2009, 11:43 AM
#1435
Granted. But the country is actually is small, and your military so large, that overcrowding leads to anarchy and assassination of the King. I wish I could find a way to stop MAFIA cows stalking women who breast feed, trying to protect their strangl...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 12:59 PM
#1413
Granted. But your poor judgement in using Stealth Recon Clown-Ops means your chances of finding these WMD's are minimal. I wish I could use the 'ancient magick' of paperclips to communicate with the spirit realm of the horse universe mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 1:31 AM
#1411
Granted. Your genius is so beyond reckoning, your mouth cannot comprehend to speak it and you just end up drooling I wish I could invent a catapult that harnessed the hidden power of Owls mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 1:00 AM
#1409
Granted. You now have a crap plastic 30cm ruler, a pencil and a large piece of paper with the word HELL written on it. Rule away! I wish I could excel in the fields of mathematics and chicanery mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
03-18-2009, 7:54 AM
#1403
Granted. But unfortunately, you end up with a Bronze tongue, and only convince a few people, of the odd occasional thing. I wish world conflict could be solved with womens mudwrestling mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
03-16-2009, 8:57 AM
#1397
Granted. But he turns out to be extremely gaseous, and you quickly recant this wish I wish I could invent a machine that invents machines! mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 1:16 AM
#605
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
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