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Granted, but your refusal to get out of that damn helicopter makes you an unheard singer, so respect ends up counting for naught. I wish I could use my mind to get things I have seen, read and heard about cows and recall them instantly and without a... [Read More]
Granted. But knowing the word "everything" is not actually everything is it. I wish I could win a forum award for my nunchuk skillz mtfbwya... [Read More]
Granted. You paint it pink, and are a hit in San Francisco, along with your Uncle John in the bathroom. :eek: I wish I could fashion 3 goats made of titanium, and re-enact The Three Billy Goats Gruff mtfbwya... [Read More]
Granted. But your understanding only occurs in the past, and theres nothing you can do to get those day back. I wish I could have warned the Trojans about the Greeks, and the condoms. mtfbwya... [Read More]
Granted. You are in a room filled with dynamite and The n(Olsen) Twins. Please light match. I wish I could play and defeat Julius Caesar in Uno. mtfbwya... [Read More]
Granted. The song you decide on is 'Doctorin The Tardis' by KLF I wish I could find a name for this shape Ive discovered : it has three sides, looks triangular and even resembles the triangle from a snooker yet. What's a good name for it, Michael, T... [Read More]
Granted. But he adds a Fourth Law of Robotics: Forget The First Three Laws of Robotics I wish I could stuff an Army of Ancient Grecians inside a live, well lubricated horse, and send it to TRON instead of TROY mtfbwya... [Read More]
Granted. But you become entrapped within, and die of banana overdose. I wish there was a method by which to extract actual water from the ocean mtfbwya... [Read More]
Granted. But the longer you hold the conversation, your arms tire, and later catch fire. I wish I could deploy a monkey and a brontosaurus to breach the laser fortified banana and herbivorous foodstuffs palace mtfbwya... [Read More]
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Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be... [Read More]
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be... [Read More]
Because many porn sites end up being redirected to pages containing instructions on annoying the loch ness monster If I had a blue belt in Kung Fu, and a red belt in Kong Sai (http://www.kongsaimartialarts.co.uk/), does that mean I have a purple be... [Read More]
Easy. Mary Poppins. That Spoonful of sugar doesnt have speed in it for nuthin' In preparation for the great deluge, what is the best way to transport an owl with a wingspan of 300 by 50 cubits, made of gopherwood? EDIT: Doh! Belated NINJA'd realis... [Read More]
Only if "that" is the answer. When will filiming on 'CSI: The Cheerleaders Shower Room' commence, and will George Lucas be doing the boobs in CGI with a 15 year old laptop? mtfbwya... [Read More]
If that yellow flower was from phylum methlabicum, sure. If I designed, constructed and launched a ship of majestic proportions, is it possible that it may be captained by my horse, Erasmus? mtfbwya... [Read More]
Only if you made positive comments about its plumage, and backside. I just gave my girlfriend a 24 carat goldfish necklace. Why isnt she happy damnit? mtfbwya... [Read More]
Yes. Asimov's Three Laws are: 1. Bump into things. 2. Make Whirring sounds 3. Shoot green lightsaber at a Jedi attempting to free his friends from the clutches of a Vile Hutt. If cats could talk, would they use the word "purrrr-fect" ?... [Read More]
Yes, but only if you remember to wear your polar bear underpants. Can I use a playful kitten to unravel the strands of space and time, as well a ball of yarn? In which order? mtfbwya... [Read More]
No. your genes will be two busy trying to start a 70s pop group, drinking vodka and travelling along the route to South Africa. If I were a Lebanese lumberjack, would I consider using my camel to build me an Ark of gopher heads? mtfbwya... [Read More]
It probably is, but you could achieve the same with a bottle of cheap booze, so why bother?! If I hired a huntsman by the name of Henry Hunter to hunt 7 rabbits at Hunters Lodge in Huntsville Tx, where will he hunt around for hint to get to Huntsvil... [Read More]