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Astrotoy7

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Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 4:16 AM
#29
Confucius Say "Angry Monkey always have powerful arms, much poop" mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
02-25-2009, 6:05 AM
#26
"A RONG RIME ARO, IN A RARAXY FA FA ARAY" -Excerpt from Engrish (http://www.engrish.com/) novelisation of Star Wars: ANH mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
02-23-2009, 4:12 PM
#23
"Luke, This is your fathers frilly pink ballet dress....... Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldnt allow it....an elegant dress for a man, from a more civilised age" Obi Wan Kenobi. Early draft....  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
02-22-2009, 8:56 PM
#20
"Anyone who quotes me again is going to be in BIG trouble" -Anon.1927 mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
02-22-2009, 8:18 AM
#17
''And thence came The Three Chipmunks of The Apocalypse- Alvin, Simon, Theodore..." -Book of Revelation mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 10:52 AM
#12
Shouldn't that be The Fart of War? Yes, that sounds better :D * * * "You can throw a horse into water, but you can make it sink" -Anonymous, 245AD mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 6:08 AM
#9
"THIS. IS. SPAAARKPLUGS!!!!" -Leonidas. My Mechanic diagnosing my car troubles last week mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 3:04 AM
#7
"Sneak up on your enemy, face backside towards him, unleash destruction" -The Art of Fart by Sun Tzu mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 12:24 AM
#3
yep. you can indeed quote yourself. *edits 'rules'* * * * ''Meesa Horny Ani" - Jar Jar Binks. Deleted Scene. The Phantom Menace mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Band Name Game
  Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 4:31 AM
#202
Anthrax mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Band Name Game
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 11:18 AM
#187
Last Poets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Poets) mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 4:32 AM
#90
Benny Hill mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Astrotoy7
02-25-2009, 10:21 AM
#82
Norris Fist mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 4:23 AM
#1331
Granted. But you actually got Mr. Ed's arm weapon thing, and it smells like hay. I wish I could train a school of fish to skip school. mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-25-2009, 6:00 AM
#1325
Granted. But he feels awkward trying to bust rhymes on your Rap Page, and soon after leaves. I wish more owls would be intersted in participating in a full scale re-enactment of the Battle of Waterloowl, especially the one called Napowleon. mtfbwy...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-22-2009, 8:30 AM
#1306
Granted, but the harness was actually built for a horse, and proceeds to melt I wish I could employ the services of Sherlock Holmes to help fix my elevator in ''The Case of The Long Shaft'' mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 11:16 AM
#1304
Granted. But you end up meeting Rainbow Brite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Brite) instead, and are mobbed by kids from the 80s I wish I could harness the power of manure and send it through a wire. I shall call this phenomenon "Poo-tri...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 3:09 AM
#1302
Granted. But you end up being gizmo from gremlins, and have the combat skills of an Polish lady called Boda I wish use I could decipher the thousand year old riddle: Why cant a man wear the same underpants for 9 days in a row? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 12:10 AM
#1296
Granted. But your soup is too small. So what's the point? I wish I could meet a girl who was as cunning as a box mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 12:07 AM
#1294
Granted. But all your cutlery is not vorpal optimised. You cannot eat, starve and die. I wish I could pull a rabbit out of a cat and impress fellow magicians mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Astrotoy7
02-25-2009, 10:11 AM
#228
Nope. Id rather go against him in a pronunciation contest. Invent a hat that can also play Crysis mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-22-2009, 8:37 AM
#1926
Read alot of booooooooooooooks what is the best way to placate a ferocious sculpture of a turtle? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 8:03 AM
#1921
It is. Enslavement to liberty. When will aliens master the skill of quiltmaking? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 3:13 AM
#1919
Not unless you can guarantee dust bunnies wont start a gret civil war When Leonardo Da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa, what did his horse think? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 12:55 AM
#1917
Suck out Tom Bakers hairstyle If correctly applied, can superglue guarantee world peace? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
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