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Astrotoy7

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Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-02-2009, 11:24 AM
#1175
Granted. But your arm scorchmarks bring you to the attention of Francois, The French Firefighter en Francais, France. I wish I could flap my arms using large contraptions called flaps to make them flap mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-01-2009, 11:43 PM
#1170
Granted. But due to transmat meta interference, all you can pull of are little flecks of lint from your belly button. I wish I had the power to summon Shifa, destroyer of frogs. mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-31-2009, 3:25 AM
#1163
Granted. But its ears are full of wax, and it hears things incorrectly. When you say "computer, start firefox now" it thinks you said "computer, kick my nuts now" It does so, and you cannot procreate henceforth. I wish ninja star...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-30-2009, 2:35 AM
#1157
Granted, but it also 'Mystifys' the bullets , turning them into a crap windows screensaver. I wish I could train a sea-racehorse and win the Kentucky Derby mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-29-2009, 2:36 AM
#1151
Granted. But your dreams of a faithless society gains such a following that it becomes a religion itself, inspiring greed, division, violence and murder. After a time, you realise that it wasn't exactly a well thought out scheme. you spend the rest o...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-27-2009, 8:46 AM
#1137
Granted. But after becoming bored with your tactics, they revert to drug use, and are henceoforth called 'The Knights Who Stay High' ; Notwithstanding, they are crap in battle, and you are all promptly decimated by a horde of rabid chimpanzees I wis...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-26-2009, 4:58 AM
#1119
Granted. But its hard to get hold of because Mike Tyson bit off its ear I wish my toy design, "Ass Eating Ape" was less popular with the gay community, and less feared by the Donkey community mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-25-2009, 1:21 PM
#1115
Granted. But unfortunately you find neither them nor yourself as the page 404'd I wish I could find a buyer for my childrens toy design: "The Ass Eating Ape" mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-25-2009, 12:39 AM
#1113
Granted. But your bright eyes affect hearing, and people believe you say "BURP WITH ME". Belching ensues. I wish the tops of peoples heads were transperent, so you could see when they were 'going crazy' and hence avoid them like the plague...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
02-01-2009, 11:51 PM
#555
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
02-01-2009, 4:43 AM
#551
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
01-27-2009, 8:48 AM
#542
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
01-27-2009, 8:43 AM
#540
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
01-26-2009, 5:07 AM
#532
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
01-25-2009, 1:23 PM
#530
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-01-2009, 11:38 PM
#1782
After you grow out that ridiculous haircut and ditch the headband. Is it possible to use a mule to power a trans dimensional vortex? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-31-2009, 3:38 AM
#1778
You discover your levitation powers dont target properly, and all you do is raise grandmas dress, discovering she is not wearing knickers. Happy Now?!! If I tear the fabric of time and space, can I get my mum to sew a 'Chewbacca' patch on it? mtfbw...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-30-2009, 10:23 PM
#1776
Their screens contain subliminal messaging ordering you to eat mutated zombie brains, and hence become a mutated zombie yourself If I catch a leprechaun, can I send him back to Mayan times, to be sacrificed to the harvest gods under the banner the o...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-30-2009, 2:26 AM
#1771
The odds are the contrasting opposite to the White Mesa incident actually happening why is it that during a conversation, every time I turn to face the opposite direction, it feels like people are talking behind my back? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-28-2009, 9:29 AM
#1761
Alas. They have been known to. To prevent getting poked in the eye, jockeys now wear goggles. Is it possible, with proper application, that I may one day be able to roll wit a gang? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-27-2009, 8:52 AM
#1759
Only if used by Lvl 30 Lumberwizardjacks. A horse stole my pool cue. Where could he have hidden it? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-26-2009, 6:05 AM
#1749
Not to those obliviously unaware of obliviously's definition When will I succeed at a perfectly symmetrical set of Star Trek style sideburns? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-25-2009, 2:13 PM
#1746
Treat the crabs, allowing you to concentrate better on the head Why isnt my beardcrafting skill recognised in World of Beardcraft? Have I installed it wrong? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-24-2009, 11:15 PM
#1742
The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3720 to 1. When will we be able to use the amazing technlology know as "computers" to type stuff and look on "the internet'....? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-24-2009, 8:13 AM
#1733
The vortex is very windy! When will squirrels develop the ability to utilise nanotechnology for acorn retrieval purposes? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
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