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Astrotoy7

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Posted in: Star Wars Clerihew
  Astrotoy7
01-06-2009, 12:51 PM
#5
Mara Jade Skywalker finally got laid At first she tried to enact saber slice On Coruscant they eventually made nice lolz. SW Rhymin, I like it :D mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: (Forum game) Type your username with your elbow
  Astrotoy7
01-06-2009, 12:36 PM
#38
aQZswxtgrfoltgoluyh7u7 *I guess having a nice small low pro keyb was to have an eventual downside :p :D...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Band Name Game
  Astrotoy7
01-02-2009, 7:20 AM
#157
KRS-One (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KRS-One) mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-20-2009, 2:55 AM
#1049
Granted. But you grew up as a female in Imperial China, had your feet bound as per custom, and your toes fell off...Remember! I wish I had the ability to traverse the mall with the power of my mind powering the muscles in my legs to power me along a...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-19-2009, 8:22 PM
#1041
Granted. But they do more of this instead. I wish I could build a robotic monkey of intricate design mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-19-2009, 8:42 AM
#1036
Granted, but is also a magical carpet, and has been stood atop too many time to be of any use I wish I could meet the person who invented the concept of inventing concepts mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-18-2009, 9:58 PM
#1030
Granted. But there was a typo on the order, and you got an awful-filled camera instead, with 1000s of pictures of old people making love. I wish I could explain why certain body parts end up smelling like fish despite never nearing the sea mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-18-2009, 8:33 PM
#1028
Granted. But for the deal you also get an unlimited supply of peanut allergy I wish I had the ability to imagine being able to imagine things by seeing pictures of them in my head mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-18-2009, 8:06 AM
#1019
Granted. But then you lose your library card and cant go visit her. I wish Obama has some breakdancers at his inauguration...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-17-2009, 11:23 AM
#1009
Granted, but you pull thebow string too hard and it umm.....backfires. I wish I could come across that guy every says they come across that looks like me. mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-17-2009, 3:41 AM
#1006
Granted, but you then become disheartened when due to clerical error, you get a super-pooper-scooper instead. I wish I had a Eurasian Empire lasting 700 years and bestowing upon the world, innovations in Art, Architecture, Government and Warfare mt...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-16-2009, 11:43 PM
#1002
granted. But once the novelty of the Star wars setting wears off, the realization that it is a crap game places the World's supply of anti-depressants into crisis I wish I could run Crysis on my digital watch, all settings maxxed mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-16-2009, 3:12 AM
#999
Granted, but that religion is buddhism, so nothing you say or do really exists. I wish I could travel back in time and become famous by catching Jack The Ripper mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-14-2009, 11:45 PM
#995
Granted, just wait til fat convention dudes dressed as Spock & Data finish with it. I wish I had a non romantic date with Liverpool captain, Steven Gerrard :) mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Killer Apps, Tweaks & Important Updates!
  Astrotoy7
01-07-2009, 10:45 PM
#80
Ive come across a similar applet called Take Control Back... I'll post it later. Ive been using it and a great app called Restorator(Trialware) to hack into system dlls to pull out and tweak visual/xml elements A few FF Addons I really like: *Fissio...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-19-2009, 9:28 PM
#1695
About the same odds that Microsoft creates a foot oitnment called Windows Blista Why havent The Mythbusters tested camel spit as a source of rocket fuel, as per the well known myth: "Camel Spit Rocket Fuel"? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-19-2009, 12:25 PM
#1692
Only if they are in "the machine" Where does Zeus go to get his beard trimmed? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-19-2009, 10:09 AM
#1690
Not as as much as you need to bleach granny's whiskers How many eons did it take bunnies to develop buck teeth? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-18-2009, 10:53 PM
#1684
Because Vikings dont like MMOs! Simple ;) How many rabbits would fit into a horse of healthy size and weight? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-18-2009, 9:28 PM
#1682
Hacking softwarez is not illegal if you do it with an axe Why do lumberjacks not play MMOs? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-18-2009, 9:01 AM
#1675
About as meaningless as a phrase not meaning to be without meaning In 10,000 AD, will cats be able to converse in Cat Latin?(as opposed to pig latin) mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-17-2009, 12:27 PM
#1666
Not as bad as "dont be inadequate" Is it unfair that buxom women get all the large bras? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-17-2009, 9:59 AM
#1664
Betsy, with that hair, you hardly look like a man :xp: When pet collar devices enabling me to converse with my pussycats are invented, What would their first words be? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-17-2009, 6:52 AM
#1662
Til you get a red screen of actual death When you look at a mirror, how can you be sure cops arent on the other side? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Your 'Killer Apps' & Fave Tech Sites ??
  Astrotoy7
01-07-2009, 10:45 PM
#58
Ive come across a similar applet called Take Control Back... I'll post it later. Ive been using it and a great app called Restorator(Trialware) to hack into system dlls to pull out and tweak visual/xml elements A few FF Addons I really like: *Fissio...  [Read More]
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