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Astrotoy7

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Posted in: "22 Christian families to be executed in Afghanistan"
  Astrotoy7
03-02-2009, 8:53 AM
#27
in other news thousands of non-christians were killed in afghanistan, QFE+T I assume consisting of women and Children) are supposedly being Executed for being Christian makes it jump of the page a bit. Were this true, its appearance in western med...  [Read More]
Posted in: "22 Christian families to be executed in Afghanistan"
  Astrotoy7
02-28-2009, 12:17 PM
#11
....never trust Caine, obviously. Double fixed!! I wouldn't trust Michael Caine either. Have you seen the 'Jack The Ripper' miniseries...? I'm pretty sure he was drunk during the whole thing :D http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/jackrip1.jpg mtfbw...  [Read More]
Posted in: "22 Christian families to be executed in Afghanistan"
  Astrotoy7
02-28-2009, 10:12 AM
#7
I wonder if the families of Afghani civilians that get killed in the crossfire between Taliban and Joint Forces operations get the time to send annoying chain emails too. I wonder if the families of Joint forces troops that get killed in the crossfi...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 5:59 PM
#31
"I used to bullseye sewer rats after using my Toilet back home, theyre not much bigger than .32 metres!" mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Band Name Game
  Astrotoy7
03-01-2009, 6:05 AM
#211
Mayhem mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Band Name Game
  Astrotoy7
02-28-2009, 9:28 AM
#208
Huey Lewis & The News ;) mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Astrotoy7
03-02-2009, 8:33 AM
#105
T2 Judgement Day mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Astrotoy7
03-01-2009, 6:17 AM
#102
Labia Majora mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Astrotoy7
02-28-2009, 9:52 AM
#97
Loch Ness mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
03-01-2009, 6:15 AM
#1337
Granted. You do figure it out, but you get stuck on some astral plane and the in flight movie is an abysmal chick flick I wish I knew a doctor that could sort the issue I have with getting doctors to sort out issues for me mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-28-2009, 9:40 AM
#1335
Granted. But it is also the magical finger of picking, so doesn't leave your nose much. I wish I could calculate the exact mathematical dimensions of when sideburns go from cool to creepy. mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
02-27-2009, 9:50 AM
#1333
They are bigger, if you were viewing from the perspective of an amoeba Who wrote the star wars fanfic: "A Detailed Explanation of How Darth Vaders Bowel Movements Are Processed and Recycled'' mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Astrotoy7
02-28-2009, 9:50 AM
#245
No. The owls prohibit it. Design a monkey teleportation device. Now! mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Astrotoy7
02-27-2009, 9:54 AM
#242
Toiletbeard is an infamous pirate, but I do not know him. Release the assassin tadpoles! mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 6:07 PM
#240
Unfortunately, I renounced Ebil a long time ago Go pump up a bike that was made before the invention of The Wheel mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 4:39 AM
#236
Cant. its being downloaded on piratebay Invent a new brand of underwear for male helicopter enthusiasts called COCKPIT mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
03-04-2009, 1:33 AM
#1970
No. If they were truly smarter, they'd be plotting conquest and revolution! If a bunch of caterpillars and a gang of millipedes and centipedes played cards, who would have the unfair advantage? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
03-04-2009, 1:17 AM
#1968
Yes. They are building a dung based rocket propulsion system, for their colonisation of Moopiter Is it unwise to sleep with a short tempered wasp's wife? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
03-02-2009, 8:28 AM
#1956
yes, I knew you were going to say that, but not with those exact words ;) Is it possible that horses will develop the ability to conspire and commit grievous murder upon another genus of quadropeds? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
03-01-2009, 6:04 AM
#1951
Male Asian Gays? sure I guess.... Is it possible to build a fully functional, life-sized Imperial Star Destroyer from chopsticks? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-28-2009, 9:27 AM
#1946
Use it to generate molecular cohesion in a cup of goat drool. What temporal confluences can potentially occur between a maggot and a swordfish? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-27-2009, 9:40 AM
#1940
No. Lone star states are not worth much at all. Who is the most qualified FBI agent to track down a murderous camel? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 6:12 PM
#1937
Slime to none. What are the odds of the owl and the lesbian being one and the same? This depends on whether Owl is a girl or boy Owl When will Muppets be able to muster an army capable of defeating that of Napoleon? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 6:04 PM
#1935
The odds of this occurring are approximately 3720 to 1! The what are the odds of Owl beating Lesbian in a game of Ping Pong? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 8:41 AM
#1929
Yes, because your poor acronym memory skills mistake its true meaning. The Turnip Fart Gun has no effect on genitalia reversal. Whom is more likely to compose a Latin poem in Dactylic Hexameter, Owl or Lesbian? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
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