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 Astrotoy7
02-09-2009, 5:42 AM
#1851
When you want to impress Mr Tttttt

Where can I find a magical horse with an huge pen?

mtfbwya
 Prime
02-09-2009, 10:13 AM
#1852
You find things with your eyes, not a huge pen.

What has better flight characteristics? An F-15 or Mary Poppins?
 CommanderQ
02-09-2009, 10:59 AM
#1853
Ummmm...I think I'm going for the Yoda option with this one....Mary Poppins is just freaky....:D

Would I rather use a Grand Slam Bomb or Nuclear Bunker buster while attempting to destroy large concrete bunkers that house evil clowns who fly like birds?
 Astrotoy7
02-09-2009, 11:01 AM
#1854
Easy. Mary Poppins. That Spoonful of sugar doesnt have speed in it for nuthin'

In preparation for the great deluge, what is the best way to transport an owl with a wingspan of 300 by 50 cubits, made of gopherwood?

EDIT: Doh! Belated NINJA'd realisation

mtfbwya
 CommanderQ
02-09-2009, 11:04 AM
#1855
Ummm...Noah might know...but I will say the obvious, get on the internet and order an oversized load from UPS and they will fly the owl over the deluge.....that...or drop it, but let's just hope for the best.

How would you launch a missile using only popsicle sticks and paper cups?
 Astor
02-09-2009, 11:53 AM
#1856
Macgyver.

How can I get away with it despite those peky kids?
 Prime
02-10-2009, 10:34 AM
#1857
Launch the kids along with the missile.

Does MacGyver become less effective with the more resources he has available to him?
 CommanderQ
02-10-2009, 11:04 AM
#1858
Yes, with more stuff, creativity slowly flows out of the ear and into the air....after he lauches the paper cup, posicle stick, missile that has children on top...

What can Macgyver do with a plastic fork and a large spoon?
 Bokken
02-10-2009, 1:20 PM
#1859
Something inappropriate for a family friendly forum.

Why does everybody bash Command and Conquer: Reborn, but nobody has actually played it?
 CommanderQ
02-10-2009, 1:26 PM
#1860
I'm not exactly sure if everyone is sure that it exists, therefore the bashing due to its nonexistance....

Why is Reborn such an interesting word?
 Vikinor
02-10-2009, 3:48 PM
#1861
Because no one can be reborn, making it untouchable and mythical.

Why have I never been here before?
 CommanderQ
02-11-2009, 11:12 AM
#1862
Because you have been deprived of the heavenly right of stupid questions....

Why has Vikinor never come here until now?
 Bokken
02-11-2009, 3:11 PM
#1863
He has; don't you see his 1200 odd posts?

What would you get if you crossed a bulldog with a shih tsu?
 CommanderQ
02-11-2009, 3:24 PM
#1864
You'd get...a midget tank dog....if that were possible.

If you cross a hot dog with a corn puff...would it change?
 Alkonium
02-12-2009, 11:24 PM
#1865
Probably, though I'm not sure what you mean.

How do you say "Is your daughter eighteen?", "Is your son eighteen?" and "Is your son gay or bisexual?" in Italian?
 Prime
02-13-2009, 8:36 AM
#1866
Hand and pelvic gestures.

How would the world be different if Jazzy Jeff and not Will Smith became the box office movie superstar?
 Bokken
02-13-2009, 11:16 AM
#1867
You mean he's not already? My life is a lie!

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
 CommanderQ
02-13-2009, 12:37 PM
#1868
Because, the radiation from such a dangerous make-up would kill them if they didn't have their mouths open.

Why do people use stairs, why can't the world be made up of escalators???
 Bokken
02-13-2009, 1:18 PM
#1869
Ever been stuck in an elevator? How about a stairwell?

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
 CommanderQ
02-13-2009, 7:45 PM
#1870
Well, they do break all of your money...literally.

Why is annoyingness so frequent in the world?
 Astrotoy7
02-13-2009, 11:34 PM
#1871
Because many porn sites end up being redirected to pages containing instructions on annoying the loch ness monster

If I had a blue belt in Kung Fu, and a red belt in Kong Sai (http://www.kongsaimartialarts.co.uk/), does that mean I have a purple belt in Kung Kong?

mtfbwya
 Bokken
02-14-2009, 11:15 AM
#1872
No, you just don't have a belt in taekwando.

If I try to use Particle Editor to add an emitter to an effect, can I add the emitter only or do I have to create an entirely new effect to use as the emitter?
 CommanderQ
02-14-2009, 1:08 PM
#1873
...none of this matters because all of this just blew your high-tech computer up...

If I used a Panzergrenadier squad to storm a building filled with Siberian huskies, would their be a Russian with a machine gun on the Southern front of the building, and would my tanks be able to stop them?
 Alkonium
02-14-2009, 3:04 PM
#1874
They wouldn't be there, but you'd be able to stop them.

How much more awesome would TOR be if Murray Gold was composing the music?
 Hallucination
02-15-2009, 12:02 AM
#1875
So awesome that I'd mute the music to listen to my own like I do with most games.

Is it wrong that whenever I work as a mall Santa that I tell children they're adopted?
 Astrotoy7
02-15-2009, 12:12 AM
#1876
No, because their parents letting them believe santa exists makes them unfit for parentage.

I have a horse, a boltcutter and a monkey, what next?

mtfbwya
 HK-42
02-15-2009, 1:19 AM
#1877
Get a bolt for the boltcutter.

I invented life but my monster is killing me what should I do?
 Alkonium
02-15-2009, 2:20 AM
#1878
Kill it first.

Is it normal for angry ticks to fire out of my nipples when I watch the Family Learning Channel?
 Astrotoy7
02-15-2009, 11:17 AM
#1879
yes, perfectly normal, unfortunately.

Owl vs Lesbian, who wins, and at what?

mtfbwya
 Bokken
02-15-2009, 5:25 PM
#1880
Owl wins at mating instincts.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
 Alkonium
02-15-2009, 5:42 PM
#1881
Hard.

Who watches the Watchmen?
 CommanderQ
02-15-2009, 8:16 PM
#1882
No one, that is why they're making a movie.

Why is the world round?
 Serpentine Cougar
02-15-2009, 11:11 PM
#1883
Because if it was square it would be Enix.

Where did that come from?!
 Alkonium
02-15-2009, 11:13 PM
#1884
Square Enix.

Should they add another dimension to become Cube Enix?
 Astrotoy7
02-16-2009, 5:06 AM
#1885
Yes. But this multiplies the amount of stupid kingdom hearts games by a factor of 10 to the power of 3.

If Time is the 4th dimension, what dimension is Mime?

mtfbwya
 Alkonium
02-16-2009, 10:17 AM
#1886
12351568786564th.

How many dimensions are there then?
 Bokken
02-16-2009, 10:19 AM
#1887
3.5

Why is money worth less than it's "worth?"
 Astrotoy7
02-17-2009, 2:35 AM
#1888
Because it rhymes with honey, and winnie the pooh ate it all

If you could pick any planet to go to, what colour wristwatch would you wear?

mtfbwya
 Sabretooth
02-17-2009, 2:41 AM
#1889
That would depend on what the time is... Dr. Freeman.

Why don't they make erotic fantasies like they did in the 80s?
 Astrotoy7
02-17-2009, 2:44 AM
#1890
That would depend on what the time is... Dr. Freeman.

Why don't they make erotic fantasies like they did in the 80s?

Because agents from the future sent a Time Warrior to destroy them all, and mullet hairstyles.

Why must a man with a curious past, have difficulty undoing a ribbon on a curious present?

mtfbwya
 Sabretooth
02-17-2009, 8:33 AM
#1891
Because curiosity killed him.

If Tetris was invented in Ancient Egypt, what would it have been known as?
 Astrotoy7
02-17-2009, 9:31 AM
#1892
Osiristris

Why do beavers with cleavers often chop at levers with fevers?

mtfbwya
 Bokken
02-17-2009, 10:39 AM
#1893
You're getting that mixed up with otters.

Why did they name it an envelope if "envelope" is a verb?
 CommanderQ
02-17-2009, 6:53 PM
#1894
Because, at the time, they were at a lost for creativity and didn't want to call it "a small paper bad."

Why do cows moo?
 Alkonium
02-18-2009, 11:23 PM
#1895
That's what their vocal chords are capable of.

If a tree falls in the forest and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
 Serpentine Cougar
02-19-2009, 12:12 AM
#1896
No. It makes many sounds.

What's the worst that could happen?
 Alkonium
02-19-2009, 12:14 AM
#1897
I prefer to leave it open to interpretation, that way your mind automatically assumes the worst.

That was meaningless, wasn't it?
 Bokken
02-19-2009, 1:21 PM
#1898
Quite the contrary; it was super deep.

Is Rorschach emo?
 CommanderQ
02-19-2009, 1:34 PM
#1899
Yep, don't you know why he wears a mask?

Does Rorschach hold grudges?
 Alkonium
02-19-2009, 1:37 PM
#1900
Quite a few.

Is The Comedian really that funny?
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