When you want to impress Mr Tttttt
Where can I find a magical horse with an huge pen?
mtfbwya
You find things with your eyes, not a huge pen.
What has better flight characteristics? An F-15 or Mary Poppins?
Ummmm...I think I'm going for the Yoda option with this one....Mary Poppins is just freaky....:D
Would I rather use a Grand Slam Bomb or Nuclear Bunker buster while attempting to destroy large concrete bunkers that house evil clowns who fly like birds?
Easy. Mary Poppins. That Spoonful of sugar doesnt have speed in it for nuthin'
In preparation for the great deluge, what is the best way to transport an owl with a wingspan of 300 by 50 cubits, made of gopherwood?
EDIT: Doh! Belated NINJA'd realisation
mtfbwya
Ummm...Noah might know...but I will say the obvious, get on the internet and order an oversized load from UPS and they will fly the owl over the deluge.....that...or drop it, but let's just hope for the best.
How would you launch a missile using only popsicle sticks and paper cups?
Macgyver.
How can I get away with it despite those peky kids?
Launch the kids along with the missile.
Does MacGyver become less effective with the more resources he has available to him?
Yes, with more stuff, creativity slowly flows out of the ear and into the air....after he lauches the paper cup, posicle stick, missile that has children on top...
What can Macgyver do with a plastic fork and a large spoon?
Something inappropriate for a family friendly forum.
Why does everybody bash Command and Conquer: Reborn, but nobody has actually played it?
I'm not exactly sure if everyone is sure that it exists, therefore the bashing due to its nonexistance....
Why is Reborn such an interesting word?
Because no one can be reborn, making it untouchable and mythical.
Why have I never been here before?
Because you have been deprived of the heavenly right of stupid questions....
Why has Vikinor never come here until now?
He has; don't you see his 1200 odd posts?
What would you get if you crossed a bulldog with a shih tsu?
You'd get...a midget tank dog....if that were possible.
If you cross a hot dog with a corn puff...would it change?
Probably, though I'm not sure what you mean.
How do you say "Is your daughter eighteen?", "Is your son eighteen?" and "Is your son gay or bisexual?" in Italian?
Hand and pelvic gestures.
How would the world be different if Jazzy Jeff and not Will Smith became the box office movie superstar?
You mean he's not already? My life is a lie!
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Because, the radiation from such a dangerous make-up would kill them if they didn't have their mouths open.
Why do people use stairs, why can't the world be made up of escalators???
Ever been stuck in an elevator? How about a stairwell?
Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
Well, they do break all of your money...literally.
Why is annoyingness so frequent in the world?
Because many porn sites end up being redirected to pages containing instructions on annoying the loch ness monster
If I had a blue belt in Kung Fu, and a red belt in Kong Sai (
http://www.kongsaimartialarts.co.uk/), does that mean I have a purple belt in Kung Kong?
mtfbwya
No, you just don't have a belt in taekwando.
If I try to use Particle Editor to add an emitter to an effect, can I add the emitter only or do I have to create an entirely new effect to use as the emitter?
...none of this matters because all of this just blew your high-tech computer up...
If I used a Panzergrenadier squad to storm a building filled with Siberian huskies, would their be a Russian with a machine gun on the Southern front of the building, and would my tanks be able to stop them?
They wouldn't be there, but you'd be able to stop them.
How much more awesome would TOR be if Murray Gold was composing the music?
So awesome that I'd mute the music to listen to my own like I do with most games.
Is it wrong that whenever I work as a mall Santa that I tell children they're adopted?
No, because their parents letting them believe santa exists makes them unfit for parentage.
I have a horse, a boltcutter and a monkey, what next?
mtfbwya
Get a bolt for the boltcutter.
I invented life but my monster is killing me what should I do?
Kill it first.
Is it normal for angry ticks to fire out of my nipples when I watch the Family Learning Channel?
yes, perfectly normal, unfortunately.
Owl vs Lesbian, who wins, and at what?
mtfbwya
Owl wins at mating instincts.
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Hard.
Who watches the Watchmen?
No one, that is why they're making a movie.
Why is the world round?
Because if it was square it would be Enix.
Where did that come from?!
Square Enix.
Should they add another dimension to become Cube Enix?
Yes. But this multiplies the amount of stupid kingdom hearts games by a factor of 10 to the power of 3.
If Time is the 4th dimension, what dimension is Mime?
mtfbwya
12351568786564th.
How many dimensions are there then?
3.5
Why is money worth less than it's "worth?"
Because it rhymes with honey, and winnie the pooh ate it all
If you could pick any planet to go to, what colour wristwatch would you wear?
mtfbwya
That would depend on what the time is... Dr. Freeman.
Why don't they make erotic fantasies like they did in the 80s?
That would depend on what the time is... Dr. Freeman.
Why don't they make erotic fantasies like they did in the 80s?
Because agents from the future sent a Time Warrior to destroy them all, and mullet hairstyles.
Why must a man with a curious past, have difficulty undoing a ribbon on a curious present?
mtfbwya
Because curiosity killed him.
If Tetris was invented in Ancient Egypt, what would it have been known as?
Osiristris
Why do beavers with cleavers often chop at levers with fevers?
mtfbwya
You're getting that mixed up with otters.
Why did they name it an envelope if "envelope" is a verb?
Because, at the time, they were at a lost for creativity and didn't want to call it "a small paper bad."
Why do cows moo?
That's what their vocal chords are capable of.
If a tree falls in the forest and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
No. It makes many sounds.
What's the worst that could happen?
I prefer to leave it open to interpretation, that way your mind automatically assumes the worst.
That was meaningless, wasn't it?
Quite the contrary; it was super deep.
Is Rorschach emo?
Yep, don't you know why he wears a mask?
Does Rorschach hold grudges?
Quite a few.
Is The Comedian really that funny?