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The Ruin a Wish Foundation

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 Bokken
02-14-2009, 11:13 AM
#1251
Granted, but the studious seahorse is 100 feet tall and carnivorous.

I wish that I didn't have gastroparesis.
 CommanderQ
02-14-2009, 1:09 PM
#1252
Granted, but the pain moves to your head and you have the most intense migraine in history.

I wish I could build a flak tower 1000 feet tall and a 100 feet wide and is 7 feet thick concrete blast-proof walls. Yesssssssssssssssss....
 Alkonium
02-14-2009, 2:44 PM
#1253
Granted, but it bankrupts you.

I wish Watchmen would be in theatres sooner.
 Bokken
02-14-2009, 5:39 PM
#1254
Granted, but the fact that it was rushed means that it was poor quality.

I wish that I didn't have a migraine (Yes, CQ, I already do :p).
 HK-42
02-15-2009, 1:16 AM
#1255
Granted, but you fall down the stairs and get a serious concussion.

I wish my laptop was not able to get any virus or get damamged in any way(including internal and external things)
 Alkonium
02-15-2009, 2:25 AM
#1256
Granted. Absolutely noone, not even you, are allowed to use it.

I wish I had gotten the part of Radames in the musical Aida.
 Astrotoy7
02-15-2009, 11:14 AM
#1257
Granted, but the ghost of Giuseppe Verdi visits you and disses your poor talent.

I wish I could get 12,000 monkeys on 12,000 typewriters and time how long it would it would take them to write gnkl.oigvdsrv mol]\hggvfseryiolkjnvcdd

mtfbwya
 Chevron 7 locke
02-15-2009, 12:38 PM
#1258
Granted. But the monkeys freak out and attack you with the typewriters

I wish I had a giant pice of pizza that I could use to surf around the waters of American in
 Alkonium
02-15-2009, 12:53 PM
#1259
Granted, but it gets really soggy.

I wish I had a Scottish accent.
 Bokken
02-15-2009, 5:20 PM
#1260
Granted, but you have to try haggis.

I wish people knew that a kilt's only a skirt if you wear something underneath it.
 Alkonium
02-15-2009, 5:43 PM
#1261
Granted, but now men everywhere are wearing skirts with nothing underneath and calling them kilts.

I wish I had Nite Owl II's costume.
 CommanderQ
02-15-2009, 8:13 PM
#1262
Granted, but it' two sizes smaller than you, and it cuts off circulation to your brain.

I wish I had an awesome German accent.
 Alkonium
02-15-2009, 8:16 PM
#1263
Granted, but then you go to Germany...

I wish I could perfectly fake any accent.
 CommanderQ
02-15-2009, 8:19 PM
#1264
Granted, but you are soon struck with a rare brain disorder and you are unable to speak in your normal voice, forever confined to a Southern Italian version of German English in Russia. Have fun...:D

I wish I were the best actor in the world, which would make me the best spy...second only to James Bond.
 Astrotoy7
02-16-2009, 5:10 AM
#1265
Granted. But you are Meryl Streep, and look ridiculous in a tuxedo

I wish real ninjas would host kids tv shows

mtfbwya
 Bokken
02-16-2009, 10:13 AM
#1266
Granted, I give you Barney. It's hosted by Naruto, oddly enough.

I wish my cat could PWN at SWBF2.
 HK-42
02-16-2009, 1:43 PM
#1267
Granted, but everytime it plays its coughs up hairballs.

I wish I could be invisible at any time with a device that can't glitch or be destroyed.
 Alkonium
02-16-2009, 11:16 PM
#1268
Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish to be the one who steals it.
 HK-42
02-16-2009, 11:46 PM
#1269
Granted, but you get shot in the process.

I wish Watchman movie will fail.
 Da_man
02-16-2009, 11:47 PM
#1270
Granted, but it becomes a cult classic.

Un-explode my computer's hard drive.
 M@RS
02-17-2009, 12:11 AM
#1271
Granted, your video card fries instead...

I wish Admiral Ackbar Cereal was real... :xp:
 Astrotoy7
02-17-2009, 2:22 AM
#1272
Granted. It is real, but is is also A TRAP!

I wish I could deploy life sized Lebanese Horses as knights in Chess.

mtfbwya
 CommanderQ
02-17-2009, 6:56 PM
#1273
Granted, but your opponent deploys large tanks on their side, who quickly dispatch your wittle horsies....

I wish during Chess, that the Queen could take an Uzi out of her purse and kill the opposing King's army.
 Alkonium
02-17-2009, 7:37 PM
#1274
Granted, but a Knight chucks a grenade at her.

I wish for wax dummies of all six Watchmen.
 HK-42
02-17-2009, 8:09 PM
#1275
Granted but as they arrive to your house, they melt.

EDIT: Oops for got to wish.
 Bokken
02-18-2009, 10:28 AM
#1276
Granted, thou shall never have children! (That happens when people forget to wish!

I wish that cheating was against the law.
 CommanderQ
02-18-2009, 11:09 AM
#1277
Granted, but now, you have been found guilty on multiple charges and are sentenced to life.

I wish I had my very own top-of-the-line police car.
 Alkonium
02-18-2009, 1:04 PM
#1278
Granted, but not being a cop, using it is illegal.

I wish I were a masked vigilante.
 Kjшlen
02-18-2009, 1:17 PM
#1279
Granted, but you can only become fisted Spiderman.

I wish I were a Sith Lord.
 CommanderQ
02-18-2009, 1:26 PM
#1280
Granted, but I am too, and so is my master, and we both know that there can only be two....*activates lightsaber*

I wish I had Darth Maul tatoos.
 Alkonium
02-18-2009, 1:28 PM
#1281
Granted, but everyone thinks it just looks silly.

I wish for a silly hat so I could go through the "Silly Hats only" zone with out being clubbed to death.
 Chevron 7 locke
02-18-2009, 3:34 PM
#1282
Granted. But then you walk through an Anti-silly hat area and you get beat to death

I wish I had a TF so I could turn myself into a Lovely lady
 Astor
02-18-2009, 3:51 PM
#1283
Granted. It fails mid-transformation. Now you have parts in places you didn't know you had.

I wish I could wish upon a Star.
 Agent_Katarn00
02-18-2009, 4:07 PM
#1284
Granted. It fails mid-transformation. Now you have parts in places you didn't know you had.

I wish I could wish upon a Star.
Granted but you slowly melt to ash as the star you wish upon ends up a shooting star falling right on top of you.

I wish i was a bunny with horns!:dev8:
 Bokken
02-18-2009, 6:30 PM
#1285
Granted, but you're blown up using a Holy Foot Grenade.

I wish that stars were made of methane.
 HK-42
02-18-2009, 9:32 PM
#1286
^:lol:

Granted, but someone wishes they were not, instead they are now cheese.

I wish I could never forget anything unless I wanted to.
 Alkonium
02-18-2009, 11:20 PM
#1287
Granted, but then you want to remember something you previously wanted to forget, and are unable.

I wish to win this month's Tales From Javyar's Cantina contest.
 Astrotoy7
02-20-2009, 12:59 PM
#1288
Granted. But due to hearing issues, you misunderstood and have actually won a free barnacle scraper from Rhonda's Marina

I wish possessed the abilities of an international blinking expert

mtfbwya
 CommanderQ
02-20-2009, 5:38 PM
#1289
Granted, but you begin crying after a short period and lose your title.

I wish I were the fast runner in the world.
 Chevron 7 locke
02-20-2009, 8:36 PM
#1290
Granted. But you go so fast you vanish into the speed force

I wish I had an E-11 blaster rifle with no ammo and I was surrounded by enemy clone troopers and the only way I could get out it would be by taking on all the clone troopers in hand to hand combat all at once
 Alkonium
02-20-2009, 8:42 PM
#1291
Granted, but you fail miserably, also, E-11's and Clone Troopers in the same place is an anachronism.

I wish I had a Venator class Star Destroyer.
 Chevron 7 locke
02-20-2009, 9:04 PM
#1292
Granted. But an Imperial Star Destroyer comes along and blows you up

I wish I was surrounded by thousands of hostile gizka and I was armed with a blaster rifle to shoot them with
 Bokken
02-21-2009, 12:02 AM
#1293
Granted, but as everyone knows, a blaster rifle only has 300 rounds. Thousands of them, you said?

I wish that I had vorpal hands.
 Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 12:07 AM
#1294
Granted. But all your cutlery is not vorpal optimised. You cannot eat, starve and die.


I wish I could pull a rabbit out of a cat and impress fellow magicians

mtfbwya
 Alkonium
02-21-2009, 12:07 AM
#1295
Granted, but they're blood everywhere, and they're not impressed.

I wish my spoon was too big.
 Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 12:10 AM
#1296
Granted. But your soup is too small. So what's the point?

I wish I could meet a girl who was as cunning as a box

mtfbwya
 Alkonium
02-21-2009, 1:29 AM
#1297
Granted. She's dead.

I wish I had Rorschach's costume.
 Chevron 7 locke
02-21-2009, 1:32 AM
#1298
Granted. But it's too small

I wish I could fight thousands of CQ clones in hand to hand combat and win every time
 Alkonium
02-21-2009, 1:34 AM
#1299
Granted, but it gets boring.

I wish for Nite Owl's flying submarine thing named Archie.
 Bokken
02-21-2009, 1:57 AM
#1300
Granted, but it turns out that it's yellow...and you live in the land of submarines with sky of blue and sea of green.

I wish that Alkonium would star as every single hero in the upcoming Watchmen movie.
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