Granted, but the studious seahorse is 100 feet tall and carnivorous.
I wish that I didn't have gastroparesis.
Granted, but the pain moves to your head and you have the most intense migraine in history.
I wish I could build a flak tower 1000 feet tall and a 100 feet wide and is 7 feet thick concrete blast-proof walls. Yesssssssssssssssss....
Granted, but it bankrupts you.
I wish Watchmen would be in theatres sooner.
Granted, but the fact that it was rushed means that it was poor quality.
I wish that I didn't have a migraine (Yes, CQ, I already do :p).
Granted, but you fall down the stairs and get a serious concussion.
I wish my laptop was not able to get any virus or get damamged in any way(including internal and external things)
Granted. Absolutely noone, not even you, are allowed to use it.
I wish I had gotten the part of Radames in the musical Aida.
Granted, but the ghost of Giuseppe Verdi visits you and disses your poor talent.
I wish I could get 12,000 monkeys on 12,000 typewriters and time how long it would it would take them to write gnkl.oigvdsrv mol]\hggvfseryiolkjnvcdd
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Granted. But the monkeys freak out and attack you with the typewriters
I wish I had a giant pice of pizza that I could use to surf around the waters of American in
Granted, but it gets really soggy.
I wish I had a Scottish accent.
Granted, but you have to try haggis.
I wish people knew that a kilt's only a skirt if you wear something underneath it.
Granted, but now men everywhere are wearing skirts with nothing underneath and calling them kilts.
I wish I had Nite Owl II's costume.
Granted, but it' two sizes smaller than you, and it cuts off circulation to your brain.
I wish I had an awesome German accent.
Granted, but then you go to Germany...
I wish I could perfectly fake any accent.
Granted, but you are soon struck with a rare brain disorder and you are unable to speak in your normal voice, forever confined to a Southern Italian version of German English in Russia. Have fun...:D
I wish I were the best actor in the world, which would make me the best spy...second only to James Bond.
Granted. But you are Meryl Streep, and look ridiculous in a tuxedo
I wish real ninjas would host kids tv shows
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Granted, I give you Barney. It's hosted by Naruto, oddly enough.
I wish my cat could PWN at SWBF2.
Granted, but everytime it plays its coughs up hairballs.
I wish I could be invisible at any time with a device that can't glitch or be destroyed.
Granted, but it gets stolen.
I wish to be the one who steals it.
Granted, but you get shot in the process.
I wish Watchman movie will fail.
Granted, but it becomes a cult classic.
Un-explode my computer's hard drive.
Granted, your video card fries instead...
I wish Admiral Ackbar Cereal was real... :xp:
Granted. It is real, but is is also A TRAP!
I wish I could deploy life sized Lebanese Horses as knights in Chess.
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Granted, but your opponent deploys large tanks on their side, who quickly dispatch your wittle horsies....
I wish during Chess, that the Queen could take an Uzi out of her purse and kill the opposing King's army.
Granted, but a Knight chucks a grenade at her.
I wish for wax dummies of all six Watchmen.
Granted but as they arrive to your house, they melt.
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Granted, thou shall never have children! (That happens when people forget to wish!
I wish that cheating was against the law.
Granted, but now, you have been found guilty on multiple charges and are sentenced to life.
I wish I had my very own top-of-the-line police car.
Granted, but not being a cop, using it is illegal.
I wish I were a masked vigilante.
Granted, but you can only become fisted Spiderman.
I wish I were a Sith Lord.
Granted, but I am too, and so is my master, and we both know that there can only be two....*activates lightsaber*
I wish I had Darth Maul tatoos.
Granted, but everyone thinks it just looks silly.
I wish for a silly hat so I could go through the "Silly Hats only" zone with out being clubbed to death.
Granted. But then you walk through an Anti-silly hat area and you get beat to death
I wish I had a TF so I could turn myself into a Lovely lady
Granted. It fails mid-transformation. Now you have parts in places you didn't know you had.
I wish I could wish upon a Star.
Granted. It fails mid-transformation. Now you have parts in places you didn't know you had.
I wish I could wish upon a Star.
Granted but you slowly melt to ash as the star you wish upon ends up a shooting star falling right on top of you.
I wish i was a bunny with horns!:dev8:
Granted, but you're blown up using a Holy Foot Grenade.
I wish that stars were made of methane.
^:lol:
Granted, but someone wishes they were not, instead they are now cheese.
I wish I could never forget anything unless I wanted to.
Granted, but then you want to remember something you previously wanted to forget, and are unable.
I wish to win this month's Tales From Javyar's Cantina contest.
Granted. But due to hearing issues, you misunderstood and have actually won a free barnacle scraper from Rhonda's Marina
I wish possessed the abilities of an international blinking expert
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Granted, but you begin crying after a short period and lose your title.
I wish I were the fast runner in the world.
Granted. But you go so fast you vanish into the speed force
I wish I had an E-11 blaster rifle with no ammo and I was surrounded by enemy clone troopers and the only way I could get out it would be by taking on all the clone troopers in hand to hand combat all at once
Granted, but you fail miserably, also, E-11's and Clone Troopers in the same place is an anachronism.
I wish I had a Venator class Star Destroyer.
Granted. But an Imperial Star Destroyer comes along and blows you up
I wish I was surrounded by thousands of hostile gizka and I was armed with a blaster rifle to shoot them with
Granted, but as everyone knows, a blaster rifle only has 300 rounds. Thousands of them, you said?
I wish that I had vorpal hands.
Granted. But all your cutlery is not vorpal optimised. You cannot eat, starve and die.
I wish I could pull a rabbit out of a cat and impress fellow magicians
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Granted, but they're blood everywhere, and they're not impressed.
I wish my spoon was too big.
Granted. But your soup is too small. So what's the point?
I wish I could meet a girl who was as cunning as a box
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Granted. She's dead.
I wish I had Rorschach's costume.
Granted. But it's too small
I wish I could fight thousands of CQ clones in hand to hand combat and win every time
Granted, but it gets boring.
I wish for Nite Owl's flying submarine thing named Archie.
Granted, but it turns out that it's yellow...and you live in the land of submarines with sky of blue and sea of green.
I wish that Alkonium would star as every single hero in the upcoming Watchmen movie.