Why would we do that, we like this thread..:D
Give me your credit card so I can.....erm.....pay off your debts:D
I don't trust you.
Refuse to follow this command.
No. Id rather command you to follow.
Take off that jumpsuit weirdo!
mtfbwya
NEVER!! This jumpsuit is completely...MEE!!
Hit yourself in the face with a soccerball.
I can't find one.
Go get Exterminated by the Daleks.
Wish I could...if I knew who the Daleks were...
Go run the 40 meter dash.
But I'd rather walk because I'm gellin'.
Give me a Zune.
I have better things to spend my money on.
Comment on my Doctor Who logos!
I can't because I'm not british
Go become a PC (I'm a PC)
I think I am already.
Drink paint.
But I'd pass out from the fumes first.
Eat worms.
I may not be a vegetarian, but I don't eat things that are still alive!
Drink Bleach.
I did once, it wasn't fun, so I won't do it again...
Bite a rattlesnake.
I can't find any.
Get killed, get noticed.
No, I don't need to be noticed to be a superstar.
Go win an Oscar.
I'm a horrible actor.
Go win a Grammy.
No, I'm not sure Grammy will appreciate that...
Go rule the world.
I would but I'm too lazy
Help me out.
Hall only helps those who help themselves.
Sell your body.
For charity!
NEVER! My body would contaminate them and spread a disease that would engulf the world...
Go blow yourself up in the name of science...
I hate science!
Cheer for the Minnesota Vikings!
I don't care about sports.
Join my RP Series.
I don't like RP'ing.
Go get herpes.
No, I enjoy life.
Go fly skydive, without a parachute.
Sounds painful.
Go get Exterminated by the Daleks.
I would if I knew what they were.
Tell me how Archie is better than the Yellow Submarine.
Ummmm, maybe it's better if I don't.
Go try and beat Arnold Schwartzeneggar in an arm wrestling contest.
Nope. Id rather go against him in a pronunciation contest.
Invent a hat that can also play Crysis
mtfbwya
That's impossible...
Buy an Island and become dictator for life.
Why would I do that? I don't like being rebelled against!
Go form an underwater Utopia and transform yourself into a strange blue mutant.
I'd probably get my brain clawed out from the inside.
Go get caught in an intrinsic field subtracter and become the next Doctor Manhattan.
No, I don't like intrinsic field subtractors...they hurt.
Go find some horribly sad story so you can become a gruesome avenger of the night...like Batman.
It would be someone else's story.
Go get thrown out a window by Ozymandias.
I'd rather get buggered by Mephastophales.
Sell your soul on EBay.
Cant. its being downloaded on piratebay
Invent a new brand of underwear for male helicopter enthusiasts called COCKPIT
mtfbwya
No, I am allergic to PUNS.
Go and try to beat the world record for prison breaks.
But I'm not in prison.
Invent a vorpal clock of ebil (that's better than evil).
*sniff* But I'm not evil.....
Go join the Ebil League of Ebil and become the Ebilist of all Ebil Villains...
Unfortunately, I renounced Ebil a long time ago
Go pump up a bike that was made before the invention of The Wheel
mtfbwya
I don't think they exist.
Go into the toilet beard know.
Toiletbeard is an infamous pirate, but I do not know him.
Release the assassin tadpoles!
mtfbwya
They've already turned into frogs.
Tell me how Astrotoy comes up with these amazingly psychedelic ideas!
No, then they wouldn't appear pyschadellic.
Tell me the secret of world domination.
No. The owls prohibit it.
Design a monkey teleportation device. Now!
mtfbwya
Impossible, it would also teleport non-monkeys.
Build an all-inclusive teleportation device
But I only wish to transport Lesbian.
Come up with a lesbian owl-monkey transmutation device.
Sounds ethically questionably. Wouldn't it involve finding a lesbian own and a lesbian monkey, and fusing them together.
Read or the owl will eat you.
But, reading takes too much effort.
Make a working real lightsaber.
I can't find a focusing crystal.
Get cast as the Twelfth Doctor.