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Astrotoy7

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Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-24-2009, 7:07 AM
#1108
Granted. But your commands are muffled out by the momentous mounds of poop you become ensnared in. Without these commands, the 700 pound gorilla destroys the fabric of space-time. I wish I could make a unicorn whose horn was a refueling station mtf...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-23-2009, 10:09 PM
#1105
Granted. But due to a lack of vocabulary prowess, you really wish you were more of a bicycle. I wish I could engineer a banana that makes monkeys evolve at the rate of 100,000 years per banana. Meaning that in a few weeks, monkeys will develop warp...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-23-2009, 5:08 AM
#1095
Granted, But it goes back to the Colin Baker era logo and theme, fans track you down and stab you mercilessly for even bringing the idea up. I wish I had the night vision capabilities of pussycats, so I could sit around in the dark with my pussycats...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-22-2009, 3:12 AM
#1080
Granted. But they actually say THRUSH and now your genitals are itchy I wish for a world without cows, just breast milk mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 9:08 AM
#1068
Granted. Unfortunately, you have severe vertigo and cant leave the house, so it might as well be like Earth. Heck it probably was all along....! I wish for subatomic particles to be sentient and go on strike when they dont feel like being part of ma...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 8:49 AM
#1066
Granted. But then you learn lesbian mud wrestling is a religion and you become a pious man I wish for a world religiously and intolerantly hindering people as it progresses (in its orbit around the sun) mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 8:37 AM
#1064
Granted .However, Mr Darwin was wrong, and I actually was created by a magical giant in the sky after all ;) I wish Mr Darwin was a magical giant in the sky mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 3:21 AM
#1062
Granted. But instead you become a large wild cat wearing sports gear and end up being the Puma Puma guy. I wish I could pull a hat out of a rabbit mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 1:39 AM
#1060
Granted. But he/she is also openly a monkey and throws poop at you. I wish the ultra rich could be made to swim through manure to prove their worth as manure swimmers. mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Astrotoy7
01-20-2009, 9:08 PM
#1056
Granted. But your spine sockets are faulty and you get plugged into the disney channel instead I wish I could get the assemble the religious and scientific leaders of the world and make them start a fight club. mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
01-24-2009, 7:09 AM
#521
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
01-23-2009, 10:46 PM
#519
**cough** Q and Bokkenblader pay more attention!! >> I'll fit your new words in so we may sally forth!! Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffe...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
01-23-2009, 5:17 AM
#515
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 9:04 AM
#507
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 8:31 AM
#505
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 1:40 AM
#502
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-23-2009, 11:12 PM
#1731
Meat mixes vey well with aerospace, for its us meatbags that chiefly practise it on this earth. Do timelords lose eyebrows and self consciousness about hairstyles as they get older? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-23-2009, 6:16 AM
#1725
Not really anachronistic at all, because you said it at the appropropriate time. What ever happened to the Nazis plans of recruiting those gifted in magic and mathematics to create a super race of Mathemagicians? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-22-2009, 4:05 AM
#1718
The Crimson Tide What is the main thing impeding a studious horse from his course, of course? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 10:02 AM
#1712
Response: Cover my genitalia. How far would a dwarf be able to throw a skin eating child? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 9:56 AM
#1710
As big as the blank bits on a million zebras which need coloring in Why is it that Shaolin monks arent as tough as Shaolin monkeys? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 2:28 AM
#1708
Probably not, if you're buckled in. What's harder, becoming a doctor, or becoming The Doctor? I dunno...one travels the vortex in the other creates them(in bank accounts) Whats harder, colouring in a zebra or deflating the backside of a baboon? a...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-20-2009, 10:16 PM
#1706
省錢又方便 ??? If the train was travelling at 1000 miles an hour, would it be hard to do number 2s? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-20-2009, 11:32 AM
#1702
Where you put your bits is a worldwide issue plaguing bisexuals and manufacturers of packaging for drill bits. Will we one day be able to harness the power the sun to provide sunlight? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Astrotoy7
01-20-2009, 3:48 AM
#1700
Your hair would go all swoopy and 80s Is it worth designing a hat that doubles as a sewer? mtfbwya...  [Read More]
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