It locks a scroll to your face, duh!:D
What does Caps lock do?
It summons the evil monkey from out of your cloest.
Why is it whenever I stub my toe, I am doomed to repeat this throughout the day/week?
Because, after stubbing, your toe becomes attracted to objects that will hurt it.
I wonder, if Albert Einstein were still around today to see all of our scientific advancements, would he comment on modern day pies?
There'd be more interesting things to comment on.
Does the phrase "Let's make sex" make you sound like an idiot, someone with bad English, or both?
Both, idiots and bad English are a combination that cannot be seperated...or avoided.
WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THIS MADNESS!!??:D
Diego Varen got bored with the Avatar/Signature Above You thread.
If the sister is named Denise, is the brother named Deneffew?
Of course!! But that matters on Denise's middle name, if it is Cloris, the Brother may be Grekelzog, if it's George, it'll be Denefew...and so and so forth...
If I tripped on a log, would there be a rock behind me?
Hopefully, because it would mean that there's probably not a rock in front of you.
If someone confused "nearly" and "barely" in a conversation, would it confuse you?
No, but it is human nature to confuse words, I would be confused though if he mixed up 'nearly' with 'nearly,' though....oy:D
If I tripped in a stairwell, would gravity propel me over the side of the railing, or out the nearby window?
barely.
Who'd win in a fight. A horde of angry fleas or a horde of lazy bees?
mtfbwya
A horde of angry fleas, of course!!! Have you ever seen what they can do to a human? Have you seen the destruction that I've seen!!! OH THE HORROR!!
Would an angry viking from Scandinavia be able to beat an over-weight Aztec in a drinking game?
Probably.
What's heavier, a tonne of feathers, or a tonne of bricks?
Neither, I choose option C, a tonne of nothing.
Is it possible to pack a tonne of feathers in a backpack and then hike 20 miles?
No.
Should I be so abrupt?
No, abruptness summons the dark forces of the corrector, who will soon correct your apparent lack of grammar by...erm....brain surgery.
Is abruptness the key to immortality?
They key to immortality is flossing in-between meals.
If you throw a baseball into a glass house, will you hear it?
No, everyone else will though.
If there is a cat flying through the air, would I be looking for the thrower?
No, you'd been looking for the cat's dysfunctional cousin the dog, who everyone knows is the real culprit.
If a horde of pigeons with diarrhea fly overhead, would you rather be under a poncho or an umbrella?
Neither, I'd be carrying a shotgun. They wouldn't poop on me then.
If you're standing under a seagull, would it hold a conversation with the guy next to you?
Only if you made positive comments about its plumage, and backside.
I just gave my girlfriend a 24 carat goldfish necklace. Why isnt she happy damnit?
mtfbwya
She's a member or PETA.
I just learned all the elements from the Periodic Table, so why do I still insist that there are only 4?
Becuase technically, you're brain capacity is only able to contain 4.
So, is it possible to create nuclear fission by using the steam coming from a sealed pot?
Depends on what's in the pot.
What, other than water, is in the pot?
Uranium.
Is it possible to use this uranium and turn it into a weapon that I could sell on the Black Market and become known on the international community as the Cook who made Uranium?
Yes, if you want people to eat Uranium.
What are the odds of that?
Odd.
What are the normals of that?
About normal...something like that.
If I ate a yellow flower, would I fail a drug test?
If that yellow flower was from phylum methlabicum, sure.
If I designed, constructed and launched a ship of majestic proportions, is it possible that it may be captained by my horse, Erasmus?
mtfbwya
Yes, incredibly wet. Especially inside.
Where is my baggage?
EDIT: Ninja'd by Astro!
Nope, it is somewhere safe....from you...:D
I wonder, if I built a tank the size of two 5 story buildings and managed to create an engine for it that made it really fast at lesser cost of gas, would this somehow affect the stock market on the other side of the world?
Only if it ate alot of Noodles.
An ox with sox called Mr Cox tried box against a fox in jox, why?
mtfbwya
Because he was a lummox, of course.
Why do my socks disappear everytime I say the word Heterodox?
Because Heterodox is the activacation word for invisibility...at least for socks.
If there were 12 wolves trying to get into a house with 3 sheep, would the stairs be yellow or green?
Neither; they would be blood red, at least after they got in.
If the Sontarans' weakness is the back of the neck, the Daleks' weakness is the eyestalk, what's the Vashta Nerada's weakness?
Ummmm......somewhere on the body.
If the Three Stooges were commandoes, what would they call their signature moves, poke-in-the-eye-of-doom, or the woo-woo-woo-strike?
Whichever's sillier.
Where does The Gentleman live?
He lives in a large manor located off the coast of Southern Politeyia, which is the center of the continent of Gentlemann.
Where does The Soldier live?
113 Kaiserwilhelmstrasse, in Berlin, a small village on the Moon.
Could I heliograph from here to Timbucktoo?
Nope, but you can telegraph.
In Timbucktoo, would my name change from CQ to CQtoo?
No, it would change to Commander$Q.
Is Command and Conquer: Reborn a dead mod?
Yes, but only due to the irony.
Is irony always funny?
Absolutely, unless it's Fe iron-y.
Is Fe irony?
Well, depends, if it's Fe irony for a guy named Fee or whether or not you have to pay a fee, then I'd say.....yep or nunca.
Is irony compiled of different parts ranging from Semper to fe?
Don't you mean from Sempre to Fi, which derails the original point entirely?
Your question answered...erm...if it was a question..there's probably an answer somewhere....
I wonder, is it possible to create a space station that has the destructive power to destroy an entire planet?
Depends on how destructive you want it to be.
Is "this" a question?
Only if "that" is the answer.
When will filiming on 'CSI: The Cheerleaders Shower Room' commence, and will George Lucas be doing the boobs in CGI with a 15 year old laptop?
mtfbwya
No, he'll be a model.
Is "nearly good" the same as "bad?"
No, it's the same as "not quite bad."
When is the best time to be average?
Ummmm...none....well, maybe...but you'd rather not know.
When is the best time to be the besttttt....?