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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 CommanderQ
02-05-2009, 10:42 AM
#1801
It locks a scroll to your face, duh!:D

What does Caps lock do?
 Blix
02-05-2009, 4:54 PM
#1802
It summons the evil monkey from out of your cloest.

Why is it whenever I stub my toe, I am doomed to repeat this throughout the day/week?
 CommanderQ
02-05-2009, 5:03 PM
#1803
Because, after stubbing, your toe becomes attracted to objects that will hurt it.

I wonder, if Albert Einstein were still around today to see all of our scientific advancements, would he comment on modern day pies?
 Alkonium
02-05-2009, 11:41 PM
#1804
There'd be more interesting things to comment on.

Does the phrase "Let's make sex" make you sound like an idiot, someone with bad English, or both?
 CommanderQ
02-05-2009, 11:47 PM
#1805
Both, idiots and bad English are a combination that cannot be seperated...or avoided.

WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THIS MADNESS!!??:D
 Bokken
02-05-2009, 11:50 PM
#1806
Diego Varen got bored with the Avatar/Signature Above You thread.

If the sister is named Denise, is the brother named Deneffew?
 CommanderQ
02-05-2009, 11:54 PM
#1807
Of course!! But that matters on Denise's middle name, if it is Cloris, the Brother may be Grekelzog, if it's George, it'll be Denefew...and so and so forth...

If I tripped on a log, would there be a rock behind me?
 Bokken
02-06-2009, 12:19 PM
#1808
Hopefully, because it would mean that there's probably not a rock in front of you.

If someone confused "nearly" and "barely" in a conversation, would it confuse you?
 CommanderQ
02-06-2009, 12:22 PM
#1809
No, but it is human nature to confuse words, I would be confused though if he mixed up 'nearly' with 'nearly,' though....oy:D

If I tripped in a stairwell, would gravity propel me over the side of the railing, or out the nearby window?
 Astrotoy7
02-06-2009, 12:24 PM
#1810
barely.

Who'd win in a fight. A horde of angry fleas or a horde of lazy bees?

mtfbwya
 CommanderQ
02-06-2009, 12:29 PM
#1811
A horde of angry fleas, of course!!! Have you ever seen what they can do to a human? Have you seen the destruction that I've seen!!! OH THE HORROR!!

Would an angry viking from Scandinavia be able to beat an over-weight Aztec in a drinking game?
 Alkonium
02-06-2009, 2:37 PM
#1812
Probably.

What's heavier, a tonne of feathers, or a tonne of bricks?
 CommanderQ
02-06-2009, 4:58 PM
#1813
Neither, I choose option C, a tonne of nothing.

Is it possible to pack a tonne of feathers in a backpack and then hike 20 miles?
 Alkonium
02-06-2009, 5:50 PM
#1814
No.

Should I be so abrupt?
 CommanderQ
02-06-2009, 5:54 PM
#1815
No, abruptness summons the dark forces of the corrector, who will soon correct your apparent lack of grammar by...erm....brain surgery.

Is abruptness the key to immortality?
 Blix
02-06-2009, 6:44 PM
#1816
They key to immortality is flossing in-between meals.

If you throw a baseball into a glass house, will you hear it?
 CommanderQ
02-06-2009, 6:59 PM
#1817
No, everyone else will though.

If there is a cat flying through the air, would I be looking for the thrower?
 Bokken
02-06-2009, 7:56 PM
#1818
No, you'd been looking for the cat's dysfunctional cousin the dog, who everyone knows is the real culprit.

If a horde of pigeons with diarrhea fly overhead, would you rather be under a poncho or an umbrella?
 CommanderQ
02-06-2009, 8:13 PM
#1819
Neither, I'd be carrying a shotgun. They wouldn't poop on me then.

If you're standing under a seagull, would it hold a conversation with the guy next to you?
 Astrotoy7
02-07-2009, 6:19 AM
#1820
Only if you made positive comments about its plumage, and backside.

I just gave my girlfriend a 24 carat goldfish necklace. Why isnt she happy damnit?

mtfbwya
 Bokken
02-07-2009, 10:23 AM
#1821
She's a member or PETA.

I just learned all the elements from the Periodic Table, so why do I still insist that there are only 4?
 CommanderQ
02-07-2009, 10:55 AM
#1822
Becuase technically, you're brain capacity is only able to contain 4.

So, is it possible to create nuclear fission by using the steam coming from a sealed pot?
 Alkonium
02-07-2009, 11:48 AM
#1823
Depends on what's in the pot.

What, other than water, is in the pot?
 CommanderQ
02-07-2009, 12:00 PM
#1824
Uranium.

Is it possible to use this uranium and turn it into a weapon that I could sell on the Black Market and become known on the international community as the Cook who made Uranium?
 Alkonium
02-07-2009, 12:03 PM
#1825
Yes, if you want people to eat Uranium.

What are the odds of that?
 Bokken
02-07-2009, 1:55 PM
#1826
Odd.

What are the normals of that?
 CommanderQ
02-07-2009, 1:57 PM
#1827
About normal...something like that.

If I ate a yellow flower, would I fail a drug test?
 Astrotoy7
02-07-2009, 2:08 PM
#1828
If that yellow flower was from phylum methlabicum, sure.

If I designed, constructed and launched a ship of majestic proportions, is it possible that it may be captained by my horse, Erasmus?

mtfbwya
 Astor
02-07-2009, 2:08 PM
#1829
Yes, incredibly wet. Especially inside.

Where is my baggage?

EDIT: Ninja'd by Astro!
 CommanderQ
02-07-2009, 2:09 PM
#1830
Nope, it is somewhere safe....from you...:D

I wonder, if I built a tank the size of two 5 story buildings and managed to create an engine for it that made it really fast at lesser cost of gas, would this somehow affect the stock market on the other side of the world?
 Astrotoy7
02-07-2009, 2:16 PM
#1831
Only if it ate alot of Noodles.

An ox with sox called Mr Cox tried box against a fox in jox, why?

mtfbwya
 Astor
02-07-2009, 2:21 PM
#1832
Because he was a lummox, of course.

Why do my socks disappear everytime I say the word Heterodox?
 CommanderQ
02-07-2009, 2:39 PM
#1833
Because Heterodox is the activacation word for invisibility...at least for socks.

If there were 12 wolves trying to get into a house with 3 sheep, would the stairs be yellow or green?
 Alkonium
02-07-2009, 2:54 PM
#1834
Neither; they would be blood red, at least after they got in.

If the Sontarans' weakness is the back of the neck, the Daleks' weakness is the eyestalk, what's the Vashta Nerada's weakness?
 CommanderQ
02-07-2009, 3:09 PM
#1835
Ummmm......somewhere on the body.

If the Three Stooges were commandoes, what would they call their signature moves, poke-in-the-eye-of-doom, or the woo-woo-woo-strike?
 Alkonium
02-07-2009, 3:39 PM
#1836
Whichever's sillier.

Where does The Gentleman live?
 CommanderQ
02-07-2009, 3:41 PM
#1837
He lives in a large manor located off the coast of Southern Politeyia, which is the center of the continent of Gentlemann.

Where does The Soldier live?
 Astor
02-07-2009, 3:41 PM
#1838
113 Kaiserwilhelmstrasse, in Berlin, a small village on the Moon.

Could I heliograph from here to Timbucktoo?
 CommanderQ
02-07-2009, 3:42 PM
#1839
Nope, but you can telegraph.

In Timbucktoo, would my name change from CQ to CQtoo?
 Bokken
02-07-2009, 6:23 PM
#1840
No, it would change to Commander$Q.

Is Command and Conquer: Reborn a dead mod?
 Alkonium
02-07-2009, 7:24 PM
#1841
Yes, but only due to the irony.

Is irony always funny?
 Bokken
02-07-2009, 11:04 PM
#1842
Absolutely, unless it's Fe iron-y.

Is Fe irony?
 CommanderQ
02-07-2009, 11:12 PM
#1843
Well, depends, if it's Fe irony for a guy named Fee or whether or not you have to pay a fee, then I'd say.....yep or nunca.

Is irony compiled of different parts ranging from Semper to fe?
 Alkonium
02-07-2009, 11:19 PM
#1844
Don't you mean from Sempre to Fi, which derails the original point entirely?
 CommanderQ
02-07-2009, 11:21 PM
#1845
Your question answered...erm...if it was a question..there's probably an answer somewhere....

I wonder, is it possible to create a space station that has the destructive power to destroy an entire planet?
 CSI
02-08-2009, 6:11 AM
#1846
Depends on how destructive you want it to be.

Is "this" a question?
 Astrotoy7
02-08-2009, 7:29 AM
#1847
Only if "that" is the answer.

When will filiming on 'CSI: The Cheerleaders Shower Room' commence, and will George Lucas be doing the boobs in CGI with a 15 year old laptop?

mtfbwya
 Bokken
02-08-2009, 12:09 PM
#1848
No, he'll be a model.

Is "nearly good" the same as "bad?"
 Serpentine Cougar
02-08-2009, 3:16 PM
#1849
No, it's the same as "not quite bad."

When is the best time to be average?
 CommanderQ
02-08-2009, 5:21 PM
#1850
Ummmm...none....well, maybe...but you'd rather not know.

When is the best time to be the besttttt....?
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