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 Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 2:23 PM
He isn't, it's the dumbassery of his neighbor Bob or the kettle-headedness of others that drives up his heare rate to want to do such a thing.

Evil Spock is evil?
01-01-2011, 2:29 PM

How insane would someone go after seeing the infinite complexity of time?
 Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 2:57 AM
Insane enough to launch a jar of jam at radar.

Why did the abominable woof man blow up on your porch?
01-02-2011, 9:18 AM
'cuz someone stuck a blasting cap in his ass.....
Why does Jules like to use a "gourmet" shot?
 Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 5:58 PM
Because, you don't be crowdin' the goalie--ya need te extra edge. And I believe other teams' coaches are tyrannous evil men.

Why is it that DarkDream from Dragon Warrior 6 is not really an evil bastard? (Hint: look up on YT)
01-02-2011, 9:05 PM
He wasn't born out of wedlock, and is therefore, not a bastard.

How many eggs would I have to microwave at once to blow the door off the microwave?
 Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 9:20 PM
depends on the microwave

Why should one beware of a Dyson?
01-02-2011, 9:31 PM
Because once the tractor beam pulls you in, there's nothing stopping you from flying right into the contained star.

He didn't mean a Dyson Sphere, did he?
01-02-2011, 9:55 PM
No, he meant dice-on a sphere......some type of evil game that involves power tools and sex. :dev9:

What kind of insurance policy does the Doctor have on the Tardis?
01-02-2011, 10:01 PM
Isomorphic controls.

Does Star Trek's Alternate Reality (the setting of the 2009 film) have its own mirror universe, and what would it be called?
 Darth Avlectus
01-03-2011, 11:14 PM
No, it doesn't. But if it did, it'd be called "Lake Titicaca".

Where did cornholio say that Lake Titicaca is?
01-04-2011, 5:05 AM
Halfway between his mom's cheast and her ass.

Do you think Tommy DeVito is funny? Like a clown?
01-04-2011, 11:03 AM
I have no idea who that is.

What the hell is a "cheast"?
01-04-2011, 2:12 PM
A new word that means a combination of cheese and yeast. ;)

Is it possible to get shot by a real stray bullet when playing a first person shooter game?
 Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 2:22 PM
NICARAGUA! AGUA for my bunghole! Bunghole! Bungholio! I come here, to command you, to bring me your teepee! I AM CORNHOLIO!

Have you seen the almighty bunghole?!
01-04-2011, 8:47 PM
#2866 the center of our galaxy, only they call it a Black Hole.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a socket?
 Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 8:55 PM

If I were a piano launcher and you were a jungle gym, what does that make the 20 office workers that Totenkopf just used a panzer to take out?
01-04-2011, 9:06 PM
[Mr T]Cannon fodder, fool![/Mr T]

Has GTA taken his foot out of RC's ass yet? I can't hear anymore whimpering.... :dev9:
01-04-2011, 9:11 PM
RC just got used to it.

Does GTA derive sexual pleasure from sticking his foot in people's asses?
01-04-2011, 9:14 PM
Does a bear crap in the woods? Do you enjoy sex and power tools? Is the Pope Catholic......

Why do I keep smashing a hydro-spanner into your skull?
01-04-2011, 9:27 PM
Because you erroneously assume it'll make me less insane.

If the etymology is correct, isn't a hydrospanner just a spanner that has something to do with water?
01-05-2011, 5:01 AM
That's why I was bashing you in the diagnose your level of hydroencephalopathy.

Who is muy macho: Darth Vader or Darth Vader?
 Darth Avlectus
01-06-2011, 5:44 PM
Anakin Skywalker.

Does GTA derive sexual pleasure from sticking his foot in people's asses?
Sadistic pleasure, but I can't say it turns me on. Actually it's getting kind of annoying not having my foot out of there but it's stuck.

If it's 2:05 PM, and the weather is snowy outside, what flavor is western goulash?
01-06-2011, 6:22 PM
Hmm, probably South African...or maybe North European, depends on whether it contains hydrogenated fats and stuff...

If the printer is spouting ink from multiple crevices, would Western Ghoulash be currently in GTA's microwave/slash nuclear oven?
01-06-2011, 6:41 PM
More likely in his iPod.

So, when will Dr. WHO be a woman?
01-06-2011, 6:48 PM

Would the morons pushing for that also be for Romana (a female Time Lord who travelled with the Doctor from 1978-1981) returning as a man?
 Darth Avlectus
01-06-2011, 7:36 PM
Be thankful I have no idea what you're talking about--snap out of it man!

Why is your ****in' dog stuck in my piano?
01-06-2011, 7:56 PM
I'm not quite sure how to explain this ... so I won't!

Did you stick an airbag in my microwave in an ill-conceived attempt to kill me?
 Darth Avlectus
01-06-2011, 8:20 PM
No. Mr. Bean did it. But it wasn't to kill you. He mistook it for a new popcorn.

Why is Luigi telling me "F*** you and F*** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI!"?
01-07-2011, 8:48 AM
Obscure fetish.

What do you call someone who's famous, but for no clear reason?
01-07-2011, 10:33 AM
Snooki, the Situation, Paris Hilton......

If Dr. Who were a special ed person, would his phone booth be called the Retardis?
 Darth Avlectus
01-07-2011, 7:10 PM
Yes. And it would be "special Ed" to play doctor who.

Why do you have squirrels in your pants?
01-08-2011, 1:39 PM
Those are not squirrels in my pants funnyguy, they're the family jewels -thankyouverymuch- and sometimes I like to go commando...okay! :raise: :D

Why does the sun and moon miss each other by a day's time, will they ever meet?
 Darth Avlectus
01-08-2011, 4:22 PM
It's just that way and I don't know. :p

Bounty: Giving Vince McMahon a swirley for $40; Will anybody take it?
01-08-2011, 9:20 PM
I WILL!!! *Chuck Norris steps forward*

Is the traveling velocity of a swallow the equivalent of that of an ICRK? (Intercontinental Roundhouse kick)
 Darth Avlectus
01-08-2011, 9:27 PM
On tuesdays at 5:07 PM, yes.

Who is mr trashcan man? (I want to spear tackle him, Bill Goldberg status.)
01-08-2011, 9:29 PM

Why spear-tackle him, when you can, in fact, hit him with a large bamboo stone?
 Darth Avlectus
01-08-2011, 9:31 PM
Because I *must* save him from himself--I cannot have him be the tyranny of evil men.

Who wants to make a home built X ray machine?
01-09-2011, 10:23 AM
RC-3556 does so he can see exactly how far his ass your foot has gone.

Where's my muther effin' money, bitches?
 Darth Avlectus
01-09-2011, 2:48 PM
*little old lady shoots you from behind* <PLAF!> "I'm sorry I'm late, but I did say I'd make everything right... you broke bitch-@$$ mutha ****ah!" Pwned by his own mama. :disaprove

If I used a 35 ton rotary snowblower, how many passes would it take to clear your street side of every political pundit you hate lined up in front of your house?
01-10-2011, 1:27 PM
GOOD GOD! More likely just one...and you'd probably take out the mail boxes too.

Is it really a mad, mad, mad world here? :nut:
01-10-2011, 8:40 PM
Off with his head!

Who are you to ask a question like that?
 Darth Avlectus
01-10-2011, 9:16 PM
I'm an @$$ hole.

Who like mothers?
01-11-2011, 7:53 AM
Dath do, you silly sod.

What is the square root of a triangular rhombus?
 Darth Avlectus
01-11-2011, 9:33 PM
Uhh, I forgot my geometry. :(

If Charlie left with Jake, then who in the hell is in Charlie's bedroom who reeks of cologne?
01-11-2011, 10:10 PM

Through its proper use, how exactly does a toilet manage to catch fire?
 Darth Avlectus
01-11-2011, 10:21 PM
By accident or circumstance.

When will gravity cat be amused?
01-14-2011, 1:54 PM
Only when Evil Spock is amused.

If a tree fell in the woods when nobody was around to hear it, would anybody actually give a rat's ass?
01-14-2011, 6:36 PM
No, but they might give a jack's ass.

What do you do if after throwing up in the toilet it throws up back at you?
 Darth Avlectus
01-14-2011, 7:31 PM
I'd take it for a truck ride because it would be my new best friend.

How many psychiatrists does it take to unscrew an infra-bulb?
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