I do, so i can lead it
what kind of army?
For you, of diseased monkeys. :carms:
Why is there a Frenchman in England?
because he is the ambassador of french fries
why diseased monkeys?
Because the monkey militia/army doesn't tolerate diseased amongst its ranks, either you get past your illness (on leave, preferably to them) or you go off and die.
Where will the doodey flinging monkeys strike next?
I'd tell ya, but then they'd have to kill ya.
Why is the monkey army so feared?
because of their poo flinging skills
anyone got poo flingin catapults?
GTA's doody flinging trebuchet monkey army......it's a standard in their TO&E.
What would happen if Beavis and Butthead hung out w/Jay and Silent Bob?
They'd stand around in a parking lot picking their noses and loitering.
What if loitering was a crime punishable by teabagging?
i would be moving a LOT faster
what if it was punishable by tea-quatering (tradtional quatering with an added bonus teabaging. its like buy one, get one free)
THE GRAMMAR, MAN! STOP ABUSING IT! *ahem* Please rephrase your query. o_Q
Anybody wanna see my trebuchet? :nutz1:
Unless it's unarmed, no.
Give the devil his dues?
The devil has already got all his dues, everybody's dues now belong to me. :dev9:
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
*opens cookie* The answer is: All things mu- [Please insert more money]
Should Fortune cookies take cash?
No.
If you're here, who's driving the boat?
Uh... Be right back!
Why haven't you manned your station?
I'm robbing you of your ammo before beating a well planned retreat. CYA! *escapes*
Why did the farmer want a cow and ducks?
cause he wanted them.
How many flops in a pool?
Same as how many flips in a puddle.
How many flaps in a pond?
Hell if I know...I'm still counting ripples.
Can the devil cast out the devil?
No. What are you, a Pharisee? ¬_¬
What can time travel do inside a star?
Much that you don't know about
What if the sun would explode right on schedule?
Then I suppose we'd expect it.
What would you do if the sun were to explode in two days?
I would become a space terrorist and hijack one of those flying saucers that I hear people mention from time to time, just to get the hell of the solar system.
(Me: OKAY! *click-click* :mad: DON"T NO ALIEN MOVE GODDANGIT....THIS HERE SAUCER IS BEING HIJACKED! I DEMAN..............:eyeraise: WHATTA YA LOOKING AT???...put your spindly tentacles up *nudges alien with the end of the gun barrel* I SAID PUT YOUR TENTACLES UP - YOU!...YEAH!..that's right..don't piss off the (hu)man with a boom stick, if ya know what's good for ya. NOW!....AS I WAS SAYING, I DEMAND YOU TAKE ME WERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE - GOT THAT!?)
What if someone really did hijack a flying saucer, would we all know about it?
The government would. We would have our suspicions.
What if I hijacked a flying saucer and took all LucasForumites to a place far away?
Then you would become Noah 2 and the saucer would be christened as the "SPACE ARK". (BTW, don't forget the animals either, two of every kind. ;) That includes GTA's doody flinging monkeys, can't leave without the doody flinging monkeys - you know.)
What if the flying saucer you hijacked, got hijacked by alien space pirates later?
We would use redneck guerrilla tactics and tactical shotguns to fight them off.
Does Sith really happen?
Of course not that's why it's in purifier's sig.....
What if Jai'galaar Bralor would lose 1456 posts and really become a lurker?
Nerd Rage.
What if Demongo lost all of his posts and had to return the souls.
You'd have to kill me for the souls
What if this wasn't a what if question?
Then I suppose this wouldn't be an answer.
What if?
Then 2+2 would equal fish.
How?
Through the river:
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That's how.
If goulash and unicorns are of like opposites, what time is it in the middle of the street?
because why.
why because why?
Because intentions are important for establishing motive.
My tomboy lady friend that wants to know: Is Harland Williams open? (She doesn't even notice me. 0_0,)
Why of course
Do you smell something?
It's just your head burning.
Anybody hungry?
Yeah, hungry like the wolf.
Exactly how, does one go space theirself?
I'd rather not say. :ninja2:
Anybody got a Riccola?
No, but I got a non-name brand cough drop!
Do you want it?
Nah I have a whole bunch of my own cough drops thanks.
Who is a jackass that watches jackass?
Take a look in the mirror the next time you're alone. :dev8:
Why was Red Foreman's boot stuck in your ass the other day?
Because he was tired of getting it stuck in your ass. But Rosie O'Donnell will be visiting you soon anyway to take his place...with a large surprise that has your name on it. :devburn:
What is good for the goose's gander?
Someone who doesn't kill it by forcing it to birth more and more eggs oce they realize it has lain eggs of gold.
'Roid rage or 'Rhoid rage?
Either one's equally bad.
Do look upon the threshold of a shuttered room dreaming in the darkness of a god so terrifying and awe-inspiring that he can drive you insane with his six-pack abs?
No I simply see that narcissistic tentacle face for what he is and I am getting more and more tempted to take my cheap piece of **** cheap 4-12" angle grinder from harbor freight and use it on his facefull of sinewy extensions protruding its most unceremonious order. At least this unstable orange junk tool would serve a useful purpose as I'd love to see his face caught in that thing.
If that mechanic chick from full metal alchemist was Samus, what would that make your dog?
Presumably just my dog.
How militaristicly can you run a fast-food restaurant?
So militaristically that you have soldiers at every point of importance and a drill Sargent in each bathroom ordering you how and when to take a leak.
What does Dr Wily look like?
Why ask when you need only look in your mirror.......
Why is Red obsessed with putting his foot in everyone else's ass?