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 HockeyGoalie35
07-07-2010, 2:31 PM
#2801
I do, so i can lead it

what kind of army?
 Trench
07-07-2010, 2:38 PM
#2802
For you, of diseased monkeys. :carms:

Why is there a Frenchman in England?
 HockeyGoalie35
07-07-2010, 3:05 PM
#2803
because he is the ambassador of french fries



why diseased monkeys?
 Darth Avlectus
07-07-2010, 4:18 PM
#2804
Because the monkey militia/army doesn't tolerate diseased amongst its ranks, either you get past your illness (on leave, preferably to them) or you go off and die.

Where will the doodey flinging monkeys strike next?
 Totenkopf
07-07-2010, 5:05 PM
#2805
I'd tell ya, but then they'd have to kill ya.

Why is the monkey army so feared?
 HockeyGoalie35
07-07-2010, 5:18 PM
#2806
because of their poo flinging skills


anyone got poo flingin catapults?
 Totenkopf
07-07-2010, 6:53 PM
#2807
GTA's doody flinging trebuchet monkey army......it's a standard in their TO&E.

What would happen if Beavis and Butthead hung out w/Jay and Silent Bob?
 Darth Avlectus
07-07-2010, 8:02 PM
#2808
They'd stand around in a parking lot picking their noses and loitering.


What if loitering was a crime punishable by teabagging?
 HockeyGoalie35
07-07-2010, 8:16 PM
#2809
i would be moving a LOT faster

what if it was punishable by tea-quatering (tradtional quatering with an added bonus teabaging. its like buy one, get one free)
 Trench
07-08-2010, 4:34 AM
#2810
THE GRAMMAR, MAN! STOP ABUSING IT! *ahem* Please rephrase your query. o_Q

Anybody wanna see my trebuchet? :nutz1:
 Darth Avlectus
07-08-2010, 5:39 PM
#2811
Unless it's unarmed, no.


Give the devil his dues?
 purifier
07-09-2010, 6:13 PM
#2812
The devil has already got all his dues, everybody's dues now belong to me. :dev9:






Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
 Trench
07-09-2010, 6:51 PM
#2813
*opens cookie* The answer is: All things mu- [Please insert more money]

Should Fortune cookies take cash?
 Darth Avlectus
07-09-2010, 7:51 PM
#2814
No.

If you're here, who's driving the boat?
 Trench
07-09-2010, 8:35 PM
#2815
Uh... Be right back!

Why haven't you manned your station?
 Darth Avlectus
07-09-2010, 9:30 PM
#2816
I'm robbing you of your ammo before beating a well planned retreat. CYA! *escapes*

Why did the farmer want a cow and ducks?
 ForeverNight
07-09-2010, 11:13 PM
#2817
cause he wanted them.

How many flops in a pool?
 Trench
07-10-2010, 2:58 AM
#2818
Same as how many flips in a puddle.

How many flaps in a pond?
 purifier
07-13-2010, 5:15 AM
#2819
Hell if I know...I'm still counting ripples.






Can the devil cast out the devil?
 Trench
07-13-2010, 12:27 PM
#2820
No. What are you, a Pharisee? ¬_¬

What can time travel do inside a star?
 Demongo
07-13-2010, 5:58 PM
#2821
Much that you don't know about


What if the sun would explode right on schedule?
 Trench
07-13-2010, 9:55 PM
#2822
Then I suppose we'd expect it.

What would you do if the sun were to explode in two days?
 purifier
07-14-2010, 12:55 AM
#2823
I would become a space terrorist and hijack one of those flying saucers that I hear people mention from time to time, just to get the hell of the solar system.

(Me: OKAY! *click-click* :mad: DON"T NO ALIEN MOVE GODDANGIT....THIS HERE SAUCER IS BEING HIJACKED! I DEMAN..............:eyeraise: WHATTA YA LOOKING AT???...put your spindly tentacles up *nudges alien with the end of the gun barrel* I SAID PUT YOUR TENTACLES UP - YOU!...YEAH!..that's right..don't piss off the (hu)man with a boom stick, if ya know what's good for ya. NOW!....AS I WAS SAYING, I DEMAND YOU TAKE ME WERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE - GOT THAT!?)



What if someone really did hijack a flying saucer, would we all know about it?
 Trench
07-14-2010, 1:01 AM
#2824
The government would. We would have our suspicions.

What if I hijacked a flying saucer and took all LucasForumites to a place far away?
 purifier
07-14-2010, 1:25 AM
#2825
Then you would become Noah 2 and the saucer would be christened as the "SPACE ARK". (BTW, don't forget the animals either, two of every kind. ;) That includes GTA's doody flinging monkeys, can't leave without the doody flinging monkeys - you know.)





What if the flying saucer you hijacked, got hijacked by alien space pirates later?
 Trench
07-14-2010, 3:37 AM
#2826
We would use redneck guerrilla tactics and tactical shotguns to fight them off.

Does Sith really happen?
 Demongo
07-14-2010, 11:20 AM
#2827
Of course not that's why it's in purifier's sig.....


What if Jai'galaar Bralor would lose 1456 posts and really become a lurker?
 Trench
07-14-2010, 1:49 PM
#2828
Nerd Rage.

What if Demongo lost all of his posts and had to return the souls.
 Demongo
07-14-2010, 2:59 PM
#2829
You'd have to kill me for the souls

What if this wasn't a what if question?
 Trench
07-14-2010, 3:30 PM
#2830
Then I suppose this wouldn't be an answer.

What if?
 Gamma097
07-14-2010, 4:02 PM
#2831
Then 2+2 would equal fish.

How?
 Darth Avlectus
07-14-2010, 6:54 PM
#2832
Through the river:
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That's how.


If goulash and unicorns are of like opposites, what time is it in the middle of the street?
 Gamma097
07-17-2010, 3:08 PM
#2833
2:08 PM.

Why?
 Demongo
07-17-2010, 4:24 PM
#2834
Because

Why because?
 HockeyGoalie35
07-17-2010, 4:40 PM
#2835
because why.


why because why?
 Darth Avlectus
07-17-2010, 6:36 PM
#2836
Because intentions are important for establishing motive.


My tomboy lady friend that wants to know: Is Harland Williams open? (She doesn't even notice me. 0_0,)
 Demongo
07-18-2010, 8:00 AM
#2837
Why of course

Do you smell something?
 Trench
07-18-2010, 1:29 PM
#2838
It's just your head burning.

Anybody hungry?
 purifier
07-18-2010, 4:05 PM
#2839
Yeah, hungry like the wolf.







Exactly how, does one go space theirself?
 Trench
07-18-2010, 5:31 PM
#2840
I'd rather not say. :ninja2:

Anybody got a Riccola?
 topshot
07-18-2010, 6:54 PM
#2841
No, but I got a non-name brand cough drop!


Do you want it?
 Darth Avlectus
07-18-2010, 8:15 PM
#2842
Nah I have a whole bunch of my own cough drops thanks.

Who is a jackass that watches jackass?
 Totenkopf
07-18-2010, 11:24 PM
#2843
Take a look in the mirror the next time you're alone. :dev8:

Why was Red Foreman's boot stuck in your ass the other day?
 purifier
07-19-2010, 2:31 PM
#2844
Because he was tired of getting it stuck in your ass. But Rosie O'Donnell will be visiting you soon anyway to take his place...with a large surprise that has your name on it. :devburn:





What is good for the goose's gander?
 Darth Avlectus
07-19-2010, 3:33 PM
#2845
Someone who doesn't kill it by forcing it to birth more and more eggs oce they realize it has lain eggs of gold.

'Roid rage or 'Rhoid rage?
 Alkonium
10-25-2010, 8:47 PM
#2846
Either one's equally bad.

Do look upon the threshold of a shuttered room dreaming in the darkness of a god so terrifying and awe-inspiring that he can drive you insane with his six-pack abs?
 Darth Avlectus
10-26-2010, 3:18 AM
#2847
No I simply see that narcissistic tentacle face for what he is and I am getting more and more tempted to take my cheap piece of **** cheap 4-12" angle grinder from harbor freight and use it on his facefull of sinewy extensions protruding its most unceremonious order. At least this unstable orange junk tool would serve a useful purpose as I'd love to see his face caught in that thing.

If that mechanic chick from full metal alchemist was Samus, what would that make your dog?
 Alkonium
11-03-2010, 2:49 PM
#2848
Presumably just my dog.

How militaristicly can you run a fast-food restaurant?
 Darth Avlectus
11-05-2010, 5:38 PM
#2849
So militaristically that you have soldiers at every point of importance and a drill Sargent in each bathroom ordering you how and when to take a leak.

What does Dr Wily look like?
 Totenkopf
01-01-2011, 4:07 AM
#2850
Why ask when you need only look in your mirror.......

Why is Red obsessed with putting his foot in everyone else's ass?
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