employ Eizo or Altair with his hidden blades
Can i cure myself of my >_> <_< "emo-ness"
no, once an emo, always an Emo
Will Elmo marry Zoe?
No, they're into casual encounters.
Will Mr. Snuffleupagus ever admit that he has a drug problem, or will he only imply it with his name?
He'll admit it after Bert and Ernie come out of the closet and not a moment before that.
Just how long has Oscar been snorting the white powder anyway?
Three months, next Tuesday.
Why can't I come up with a stupid question?
Who says you didn't...... :dev9:
Why does Hal sell Snuffy all those drugs?
A man's gotta make a living.
Why do you hate freedom?
I don't hate freedom, I hate freedom laden with irresponsibility.
Who says that's not the way Butt-Head feels Beavis' mother?
Because the guy who calls him butthead is really a butthead himself and he stole the tome machine from Marty
Why haven't they made back to the future part four
Because any more would kill the franchise and doom it to obscurity.
What's the first rule?
That depends.
Is Hallucination going to make any wise cracks about mothers?
Does a bear crap in the woods?
Is Hal going to make any comments about GTA's mom?
Maybe.
Will Hal make any comments about Totenkopf's mother, or Alk's mother, or one of these newer kids' mothers, or all the newer kids' mothers?
i dont know.....intresting
will demongo steal your soul?
Does Hal make jokes about mothers?
No, he just makes them feel better about themselves.
Will Spongebob ever be cancelled
i hope so. i hate that yellow sponge.. "BAHAAHAHAHAHA"
will Spongebob ever die?
Sadly, in the next episode, he will be eaten by Patrick.
Will spongebob marry sandy?
Only if he gets a clue and also he's a sponge and can't live out of water. Oh wai--
Why did the parrot tell Bam Margera to **** off?
B/c Bam was trying to **** the parrot.
What happens if you mix Red Foreman w/Party Boy?
Umm... I really don't want to know.
Who are the "96 quite bitter beings"?
The staff at LF. :dev9:
How much is $1 in American money?
Enough to get you a picture of George Washington.
How much is £1 compared to 3.5€ divided by 2¥?
Enough to tell me you're a wise acre. :mad:
MILF does a body good?
Depends on her level of experience and technique.
When will Kitty put her foot up Red's ass?
Enough to get you a picture of George Washington.
How much is Ј1 compared to 3.5Ђ divided by 2Ґ?
In pounds sterling, yen or euros?
Now now now, don't be vulgar, but if something like that did happen, I.....never mind
Will Sauron ever reclaim the one ring?
I don't know about that but I do know "If you lift that thang higher, you may even get a doughnut hole. You dig?" --Dolemite
Who is cornholio?
GTA's alternate alias.
Why are politicians so darn honest?
They do things because their payors said so, and you know, those people with the payroll are just so reputable.
How would a slice of George Soros taste on a 'sandvitch'?
Like a cornholio special probably, with a side order of foot-from-ass.
Where's the doody flinging monkey army when you need it?
Behind you, doody in hand.
What're ya gonna do?
dodge the flung poo
wheres waldo?
I'm sorry man. . . I thought you knew. . . He was stomping around my backyard at 3 in the morning and I thought he was a thief, so I squashed him between the covers of a book.
Should we make a game to commemorate the loss?
Yes. We can call it, "Who Killed Waldo?" You'll have to search the entire page for Hal and his book.
What should the first page be?
Find the living waldo.
Why are you playing with electricity while standing in a bathtub full of water?
Because I have no brain fear!
Should I drop you in the shark infested toaster?
Well, Duh!
What would happen if their was an argument between the staff which evolved into one of those weird internet civil war things and then after watching them tear themselves apart, the members seize control of the site.
We'd probably ban each other until there was only one left on the whole site.
How does one, get sharks in a toaster anyway?
A lot of pushing.
What would you do if I stuck you in a hole of cobras.
Are we talking about a hole made of cobras or a hole filled with cobras? Either way I'd ask myself "Where did .:Lord Revan:. get all these ****ing cobras?"
Where would .:Lord Revan:. get all those ****ing cobras?
Probaqbly from the same place Dr Breen does when he runs out of monitors for his HAAAAX! attacks.
Why does Hal really want to know where to get so many cobras anyway?
Not sure, go ask Emmett L Brown.
Are we talking about a hole made of cobras or a hole filled with cobras? Either way I'd ask myself "Where did .:Lord Revan:. get all these ****ing cobras?"
Where would .:Lord Revan:. get all those ****ing cobras?
I'm sick of all these motha ****in' Snakes on this motha ****in' plane!
Does that one guy from adult swim really actually sit on you?
Flinging doody at eachother.
When they say "Big Money goes around the world", do they mean it literally?
Yes.
Who ate the last burrito?
I DID!!!!!!!!!!
Who was the first guy to make up the song London Bridge is Falling Down
Must have been a terrorist with a twisted dream......
why does ring around the roise a famous song when its aboutt he black plauge?
Well it's a old catchy tune overall, it really has nothing to do with the black plague.
:) More info here vvvvvv
http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/rosie.asp)
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Washington DC.
Where is your leader?
i AM the leader
who do i lead?
The diseased monkey.
Anybody here need an army?