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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Trench
07-12-2009, 6:16 PM
#2201
Its because of the way they feel about you.

When will LucasArts make a game that people actually want?
 Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 6:26 PM
#2202
When George finally learns that without his fans, he and his legacy is nothing and that quality is actually more important than the money in the long run.

Why do Mandalorians always wear masks?
 Trench
07-12-2009, 6:33 PM
#2203
They look cooler than faces.

Who is the character in GTA's avatar?
 Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 6:44 PM
#2204
Donald Duck.

How many people could Benjamin Hack if Benjamin hacked people?
 Trench
07-12-2009, 7:02 PM
#2205
Are they using a virus or an ax?

Are they using a virus or an ax?:D
 Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 7:29 PM
#2206
They are axing a virus.......but it ain't listening.

When Jupiter is in the 7th house......who's making love to your old lady when you're out?
 Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 10:33 PM
#2207
Ur anus. :dev11:

Who is GTA:SWcity?
He's known as Dat_Bastard.
Ask your momma. :dev9:

Is there a Santa Claus?

Ask yo momma :xp:.

Hmm, so I'm Santa Clause eh? Cool I can grant wishes at a price--all while adulterating mommas!!! :dev11:

Who is the character in GTA's avatar? It's all in the title. Custom made Av, ripped form a certain movie I mentioned in another thread.

Who are the Mario Brothers?
 Trench
07-12-2009, 10:36 PM
#2208
GTA:SWcity and Totenkopf.

Why does GTA:SWcity say he's 105 years old?
 Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 10:44 PM
#2209
B/C I'm really just some earth bound guardian ghost possessing people as I go. Originally born 105 years ago. Almost 106! :D

Why does Te Mirdala sound like a teenager?
 Trench
07-12-2009, 10:53 PM
#2210
Cuz I is uh teenajuh:xp:

When?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 12:40 AM
#2211
All the time. Ask yo momma. :devsmoke:

Where's Beavis, Butthead? (hint:not with anyone I know)
 Trench
07-13-2009, 12:43 AM
#2212
Their both with yo momma. :xp:

Why is Totenkopf so mean to me?:ball:

:xp:
 Alkonium
07-13-2009, 12:44 AM
#2213
To hide his true feelings for you.

That just makes it worse, doesn't it?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 12:44 AM
#2214
B/c you don't read too good, nohow.

Who is Yo, b/c his momma really gets around?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 12:45 AM
#2215
:barf:! Does that answer your question for you?!

Does anyone else find Alkonium weird?:D

Edit-- Darn! Totenkopf beat me to it!
 CommanderQ
07-13-2009, 1:00 AM
#2216
Oh, I'm sure alot of us do.

The question is...do you?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:02 AM
#2217
Very much so.

Who thinks CQ needs to admit that I am Mand'alor?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 1:13 AM
#2218
The Bob certainly doesn't. He's very jealous.

How much did CQ's tank cost?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:15 AM
#2219
Nothing. He stole it from Bob. (Bob didn't know until now)

Why is Bob laughing?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 1:17 AM
#2220
Because.

Where does Bob get the nerve?
 Darth Avlectus
07-13-2009, 2:57 PM
#2221
From inside his pants--everytime woodrow is knocking his van starts a rocking.


DAMMIT! How many times have I told you not to let the garbage pile up 20 feet high?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 4:55 PM
#2222
Why are you complaining, you said you wanted it to go 40 feet high and it's only 1/2 way there?

Why does your garbage smell like feet wrapped in burnt leathery bacon?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 4:57 PM
#2223
Because I stole something from your pile.

Why does GTA want a 40 foot high pile of garbage, when he could easily go to 50?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 4:58 PM
#2224
He's modest. :D

Why do you want to smell like feet wrapped in burnt leathery bacon?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 5:05 PM
#2225
That's you.

Why do you smell like feet wrapped in burnt leathery bacon Totenkopf?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 5:07 PM
#2226
B/c I'm really you.

Can TMM move beyond "I know you are, but what am I"? :dev9:
 Trench
07-13-2009, 5:13 PM
#2227
I know I can, but can you?:xp:

How lame was that?!
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 5:16 PM
#2228
Words don't begin to describe the shame you heap upon yourself. :D

How many n00bs could a n00bchuck chuck if a n00bchuck could chuck n00bs?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 5:17 PM
#2229
3.2.2999999.1 and a half.

What did I just say?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 5:18 PM
#2230
What did I just say?

Why aren't you?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 5:19 PM
#2231
Because I'm not.

Why are you?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 5:21 PM
#2232
What?

Who?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 5:23 PM
#2233
Him.

Her?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 5:27 PM
#2234
It.

Where?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 5:29 PM
#2235
There.

How?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 5:30 PM
#2236
Easily.

Because why?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 5:31 PM
#2237
Ask them.

Do what?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 5:32 PM
#2238
Nothing you need know.

Is it done yet?
 Darth Avlectus
07-14-2009, 6:48 PM
#2239
Yeah, and it gave me scabies. :swear:


Who needs a bazooka that launches seaweed chunks as cheap RPGs?
 Alkonium
07-14-2009, 9:30 PM
#2240
Aquaman's enemies

Is it possible to chop one's balls off and die every day at work?
 Trench
07-14-2009, 10:23 PM
#2241
If your username is Alkonium, and your off your meds, then yes.:xp:

Why did Alkonium ask such a stupid question?:D
 Serpentine Cougar
07-14-2009, 11:11 PM
#2242
Because he um... loves it, I guess? :confused:

What would happen if you got 10 blisters all at the same time?
 Trench
07-14-2009, 11:13 PM
#2243
I'd ask why you gave them to me.:xp:

What if you got slivers all over your body?
 Alkonium
07-15-2009, 12:11 AM
#2244
I'd scream in pain, while pulling them out.

Would you prefer a question without an answer, or an answer without a question?
 Trench
07-15-2009, 12:13 AM
#2245
Can you repeat the question?

What if you get if you bred a dog, with a giraffe?
 Alkonium
07-15-2009, 12:14 AM
#2246
If I understand genetics correctly, nothing.

Would I get anything out of breeding a dog and a cat?
 Trench
07-15-2009, 12:16 AM
#2247
No.

Why did Alkonium give me a serious answer to my stupid breeding question?
 Alkonium
07-15-2009, 12:33 AM
#2248
Because humouring you would be less stupid.

Can any problem be solved with duct tape?
 Trench
07-15-2009, 12:35 AM
#2249
What kind of a man are you! Of course it can!:D

Why do so many people who don't have horses/ponies, want horses/ponies?
 Alkonium
07-15-2009, 12:41 AM
#2250
It's human nature to want what you can't have.

What else does that explain?
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