At the summit of Mount Robert in Boberistan.
Why dosen't anyone visit THE BOB Temple anymore?
B/C on my visit I got tired of all the dumbasses and my foot went on a kicking spree. Closed due to Red Foreman scaring off tourists.
If I used a wooden spoon to smack a kettle head, what sound would it make?
Probably something similiar to the thud of Red's foot hitting a knight in the ass.
What does Red do when he's to tired to kick you in the ass?
Says that grammar is your best friend, kettle head.
Why is eric such a wuss, he certainly didn't get it from Red, so come on, why?
He's his mother's son. She was sent to a convent before she met and married Red.
Whose ass did Red put his foot up on Iwo Jima?
Some poor schmuck. He can't talk about it. But I'm sure Hyde is all good with it.
Why does Rukia keep tickling Orhime?
B/c tickling one's self isn't ever as fun.
What's Ohrime gonna do to Rukia when she gets free?
Have a juice box drinking party. (Joke is on Rukia--she's from a different time era and doesn't understand juice boxes).
Why must the Raccoons and Monkeys fight?
B/c the Bob has made it so, besides it amuses Red when he gets tired from all the asskicking.
What do you get when you cross Fez with Jackie and Donna?
Some hermaphroditic weird creature who sadly only seems normal when impersonating FM-77 from an H-movie Beat Angel Escalayer. <RUN AWAY!>
Why is Stan's dog so keen to hump everything?
B/c it's a dog, silly.
What is a dog if it's not keen to hump everything?
Fixed of course.
Why is it a bad idea to awaken the wrath of the almighty bunghole?
B/c it can make your day real crappy.
When is snot not?
When it's not. Silly.
Why did Anakin cross the road?
Because he couldn't circle it.
Why was anakin such a freakin' emo?
B/C George Lucas needed a good boot in the ass. And Hayden Agrees with me, apparently.
Why is there no Grand Theft Auto movie?
Because the script got stolen and the director was taken hostage.
Will Kotor3 ever get made?
No.
What does the fact that I always get teary-eyed when watching the ending of Return of the Jedi, but seldom anyone time, say about me?
Agoraphobic or sociopathic...not sure which one you are yet. :dev9:
If Hack Benjamin can't hear, why is it that for every objectionable thing you say towards his client (even when facing away from you), he always has a gun to your head the next femtosecond?
He's a lip reader, dumbass.
If Juhani is a lesbian, how fast can Michael Phelps swim the Indy 500?
The speed of dark!
Who's on first?
That depends who's on you. :iceburn:
Is it that hot neighbor soccer mom?
What country you from?!
What?!
Does he LOOK like a bitch?!
What ain't no country I ever heard of--they speak english in WHAT?
What?
Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!
We happy, Vincent?
Only when my vision of godhood is complete along with the destruction and death of all mankind.
You built the F***in' thing...now I gotta deal with it?
Yep. Have fun disarming the nuke...by the way...it seems there's only 30 seconds left:D
So, what should I do now?
Help get butt-head out of that pipe.
Why is it that every time I try to go to the doughnut hut, there is always this ape boy mother****er in a gorilla costume sticking people up?
Well, gorrila people are quite famous with their donut-hut friends. It's like salt-and-pepper, can't have one without the other:D
Is that a Gorrilla man?
No, it's bigfoot.
Who got fluffed up like a turkey?
The chicken's toes' mom.
Why aren't you running away?
B/c I'm sleeping.
Who are you going now?
I'm gong principal McVicar because I can do his voice pretty well.
Why is it every time I park my car at home, my neighbor's dog pisses on the wheel when I leave to go inside. :swear:
B/c someone put a decal of a fire hydrant on your car when you're not looking.
Does 2+2 really equal 5?
Yeah, just like...ozzy didn't really piss on the Alamo.
Tell the Belmont family to leave transylvania.
Wha...wha...what?
Does Dracula really eat Count Chocula?
No, but I'm sure Sonny hired those commercial cartoons out to hentai once they were old enough. He's pimp like that. :devsmoke:
Wha...wha...what?
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Say what again! SAY_WHAT_AGAIN! I dare ya! I *double* dare ya mother****er, SAY WHAT *ONE* MORE GAWD DAMN TIME! SAY IT!
Why? :dev9:
Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?
He sure did in that basement, until the tide turned. :dev9:
What is worse than a clich`ee?
When it's spelled properly.
Why would spelling make a difference?
Because it's funnier when someone gets it wrong. (How dare you make me contradict my first sig! :swear:)
What if the new sith used bodily gasses as torture while whistling the Andy Griffith theme?
You'd be their first victim for putting a What if question in the wrong thread.
Too harsh?
No, I gave you that one b/c, you know, ugly people with pretty mouths need lovin' too. :lol:
Who is Iron Man???
Ask him. He's standing behind you...
Who is GTA:SWcity?
Ask your momma. :dev9:
Is there a Santa Claus?
Ask yo momma :xp:.
Is their a Jabba the Hutt?
No, there is Pizza the Hutt though XP
Am i McLovin
No, you are McNuggets:lol:
Will I ever be cool?:xp:
Yes, if you move far enough North.
When will Hell freeze over?
At half past a monkey's @$$ and quarter to his, uhh, thingies. :dev9:
Why is it that every time I say the name Sugar Bear, someone stapled the scrote to their leg? (I'm getting sick of hearing the stapler's Cacklink! followed by--"YEEEAAAGGHHH" of morons all the time)