B/c that's how the story is being told.
Is Gordon really a Free-man?
Depends on the game...GMOD it and you'll find out how free he REALLY can be.
Gives the "Here ladies" glance b/c he's too cool to say anything.... (tickle tickle tickle)
If you became the next president, would you go around in a chopper and invade some foreign country, light it on fire and say with a megaphone in a russian accent: "I am the president of the United States, the most powerful nation on earth. I want you to bow down and kiss my butt!"?
Now that's just stupid.
Would you yell that in a Texan twang, but substitute China for the US?
Now now, that could never really happen.
Why should I do karaoke of rick astley?
You shouldn't, unless you like getting stoned by random passersby.
Is Butthead's head really a butt?
I don't know... Maybe if you check the hairline?
Is Beavis' bush on his head really "bushy"?
Well, his name ain't a play on beaver for nothing.
Is Mr. Garrison really gay or just confused?
He's gay, but confused when it came to wanting to be a woman, or at least unaware of the limitations of surgery.
Should I feel old, considering I'm only 18?
Only if your life expectancy is that of a fruitfly.
If the moon is made of green cheese, where are all the mice?
Living in a Swiss-Commune in Canada of course.
Why does it hurt every time I poke my eye? :/
B/c you haven't completely severed it from your socket, yet.
Are you real?
I'm actually that voice in your neighbor's head, you know the trashy annoying one down the street. I've been trying so hard to ruin his life and get him evicted--so don't let him know I have sent for some goon to drive by manure his place.
What time is it for Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Retirement.
What do you get when you cross the Mothman w/a chupacabra (sp?)?
A motacabra man. (???)
When Anderson is distracted by a phone call and you have a clear opening to the bowl of candy, what do you do?
You send a hooker as a secondary distraction, take the bowl and get the hell out of wherever it is your are cause he's gonna be mad.
What do Gordon Freeman and Duke Nukem do on their offdays?
Blow some heads offa some weird alien or zombie. It figures that on the one day off, they want to kill something, and not hang out with their prospective girlfriends:D
What would Gordon Freeman do after killing all the aliens?
Get put back into that void-thing by the G-Man.
Would you prefer a garbageman who never touches you, or a garbageman who never judges you?
Neither. Just one that picks up the trash bags and puts them in my nemesis's yard where he lights them on fire.
What are you doing climbing into the Queen's bedroom (she's OLD, man)?
Get put back into that void-thing by the G-Man.
Would you prefer a garbageman who never touches you, or a garbageman who never judges you?
HEY! :curse:
I mean, I knew you were a flirt, but DAMN!
Neither. Just one that picks up the trash bags and puts them in my nemesis's yard where he lights them on fire.
Gladly. :devsmoke: That'll come out to $19.82, cash, charge, beer, or should I just go 'spank the monkey' again? :xp:
What are you doing climbing into the Queen's bedroom (she's OLD, man)?
SHHHH! I'm trying to put snakes in her wardrobe...and a few pics of barbra walters...and a twinkie with an I love you card. ...Cover me...
What the hell are you going to do with that giant trojan horse?
Invade Troy, what else you stupid git!
What's to the left of tomorrow?
Some obese troller hugging a gigantic furby out in front of his garage.
Where did all my rats go?
They left along with your pyromaniac monkey.
Where is the king of Siam?
Dead and buried in your back yard. Darn asswipe trying to steal my special monkey sheets.
Whose down for a little bit of spank the monkeys?
Probably your rats.
Spank the monkeys or the Monkees?
The monkees because human contact is much better...uhhhh *gulp*
Where's waldo?
Spankin' the Monkees of course. :p
Is make believe for real?
Only if you spank monkeys> :xp:
Who thinks Ed Asner is win?
Only people that will spank his monkey. :dev8:
Where is here?
Wherever bob is spanking monkees. :smirk2:
Who wants to feel up a jackass?
Probably his or her spouse.
If you lose everything, what do you have left?
That "depends". (Get it? Depends ;))
Who likes feelin' up on they homeboy's ass?
Definitely not me.
Who's on the boat?
Your homeboy whose azz you just felt up on, anyway. (Hint: you are trying to make it off like he has fleas)
Who wants to heave a mountain of dead raccoons at the monkey army?
The rabid elephant bunny.
What do you trust in?
When all else fails: Be a man, use your hand.
[Query]: Do you need anything killed? If yes, would you like that kill doused in frying grease freshly after slaughter or let it wait awhile and fester?[/HK-47]
Baste it in motor oil and then roast it over an open nuclear reactor.
How do you like you monkey brains....shaken or stirred?
Neither: I like them scrabled or stewed.
As "Angry Cat Man" said on his video: WHERE'D YOU F*CKING GO?!
Ahhhh.....shaddup. Quit being so catty.
Who is waldo?
Anyone wearing a shirt with red and white stripes.
Should the world be less idiot friendly?
I don't know. You might kill most of the world population, and besides: the Dilbert Principle clearly states we're all idiots in some way, somehow... So decide for yourself. :dev11:
Who scared the crap out of bob?
Bob did....when he looked in his mirror and saw his reflection (the mirror cracked, too).
Can Bob survive 7 years of bad luck?
Of course Bob can survive 7 years of bad luck. This is Bob we're talking about here.
Why does bob need fireworks?
When you're talking about Bob, why ask why...
Are Bob and CommanderQ one in the same?
No, though QBob is their binary clone.
Does that make Bob and CommanderQ husbands, and QBob their son?
How dare you ask such a sensitive question.
Do we live in a Bobuplic or a Bobtatorship?
Oh, definitely a Bobtatership. ... I think.
When will the computer reign supreme?
As soon as skynet becomes self aware--silly. :xp: --That is if it doesn't already ruke by extension of human desires.
What's going on in anderson's tool shed now--all these years later?
Same thing as always, whatever that might be.
What are the odds of Microsoft's Project Natal becoming self-aware?
According to Spock they are 457.7 to 1.
Where is Mr Anderson going now that he's left his toolshed?
He's going over to worship THE BOB.
Where is THE BOB temple?