Because when Totenkopf doesn't drink, you do.
Why is that?
B/C Totenkopf has designated himself a special time to drink. It isn't that I don't make sense, it's that you're just not sober enough.
Why is it that every time I come here, Commander Q is ruining stuff?
He secretly wants you dead.
Why not get it over with then?
B/C it's already over with.
What is the meaning of having a meaning?
To ruin you. I have succeeded. That is meaning.:D
It isn't over with. Why are you trying to stop me?:D
To confuse people.
What is mother doing in that tree over there?
Not something we should know about.
What made you see that??
Must be all the crack.
Why is it every time wicked clowns gouge out their eyes with ice picks, they can't see for **** until they regen their eyeballs?
Temporary hysterical blindness.
When are you going to make GTA clean out his monkey cages?
Never, besides, all those monkeys kind of follow me around just 'cuz... and breed prolificly...
Why is it every Thursday, Anderson comes and orders Large fries, pie, and large coffee, before he goes to the foot doctor?
B/c the foot doctor uses the barter system of payment.
Where does Anderson get all that money from?
He stole it from you...Dammit, quit leaving your safe open. I told you.
Why doesn't Hulkamania just die already?
B/c Anderson is using all my stolen money to finance it.
Where is Anderson?
Trying to get into the mile high club. (you better stop him)
Who's goin' Chicken huntin'?
Anderson, he likes to drop bombs on the chickens....makes pretty pictures he thinks.
Why is the Riffy Cat doing a jig on Tommy Devido's face?
I don't know, you'll have to ask her...or him...or whatever RC is.....
I must not be ugly enough for Groucho to forget.
Groucho's dead and only remembers the Orion slave girl he shared w/James T Kirk.
Where is the galaxy far, far away anyhow?
Somewhere.
Why is the word "thingies" so cool?
B/c it's so close to "thongies".
Why does a bear crap in the woods?
He doesn't, he has to put it in a bag like everyone else.
What makes crowbars to awesome?
B/C Marv and Harry used them in Home Alone.
Why is that six armed snake woman not dead yet?
She has a stronger grasp on life than the average person.
What is Dr. Who doing in the Tardis anyway?
So he can look like a "tard"...you silly.
Quit putting staples in that horse's genitals, dammit!
Why would I do that in the first place?
B/C you needed to make that next big payment and being a jackass was the only feasible way you could do it within the time period needed.
Would you please go rickroll someone?
Why would I do such a cruel thing? Rick has already rolled himself to death.
Why is rickroll so overused?
It will never be overused. It just won't die. It has happened to me so many times I do it now.
Why haven't you nuked that Darth Gardener fellow--all he does is launch manure and pianos?
I haven't nuked him yet. I'm waiting until Thanksgiving, so I can wipe out the entire manure and piano launching lot of them!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Why have you not started throwing manure and pianos?
The cows are still constipated.
If a bear sh*ts in the woods and there's no one there to smell it, does it still stink?
Oh, always.
Why are PCs/consoles better than the other?
B/c the other is only a typewriter.
Where do martians go in the winter?
They come here. Then, you know what happens...
WHERE ARE THE MARTIANS! TELL ME NOW!!:D
Uhh, I think they robbed tha quick mart, dude. Uh-huhuh.
Which lucky video game females will be fit to join my electronic harem?
Anyone w/ a "top" measurement of >44EEE.
Why is the Tropic of Cancer bad for your health?
Because Cancer is bad for everyone, especially when it's name is tropic, it must be exotic and colorful.....:D
What do you do with a Drunken Sailor?
You really don't want me to answer that...
Why is it that 3 out of every 5 times I see the chief, he's eating doughnuts?
B/c 3 out of 5 times you see him he's scarfing on of your doughnuts.
When you fart in public, who should you blame?
Stupid standing to the right of me.
Why is is that every time I ride the public bus, the bumpy ride gives me wood?
Maybe you should watch where you put your hands when in public. :p
If you're a pathological liar, can you even believe yourself?
That's a loaded question, just like that bear who left a load on your porch. How many times hav I told you you can't wash your porch with ammonia based cleaner b/c it will attract the wild animals?
Are you capable of telling the truth?
You can't handle the truth!!! :xp:
Where's your momma, fool?
If you don't know, just like a dick4, I ain't telling you. :xp:
What eats crumpets, is an attention whore, and can't seem to pull its face out of donkey ****?
Britain's Home Secretrary?
Why does Ronald McDonald wear a clown suit?
B/C the only alternative at the time of founding was a tootoo.
DAMMIT, how many times have I told you to TAKE that stupid ****ing hat off when you come into my office, you prick?!
But your wife said to wear it b/c it was your favorite.
Where is waldo?
He's Dat B@stard who drank all the whiskey. And Waldo also got to Rex's cabinet stash in Amsterdam, too. :swear:
Why is it that every time I get a taco you want a bite of it?
Didn't you mean ewe? :xp:
Does waldo have a drinking problem?
I don't know. He says hoe doesn't like the booze, just really likes how it tastes.
Why does Kenny have to die so much?
B/c he has so little to live for, dummy.
Are superheroes real?
<bill clinton voice>: Now that depends on what you mean by "real".
Dr dinglenut is a weapons invetion specialist and a master of disguise gunning for the team...so why in the hell is it that sugar bear is the only clean cop on the NYPD besides the chief?