No, Bob is my friend. He is not against me, because Bob is awesome:D
Why does Bob not like YOU!?:D
If Bob is your friend....why does he hide from you and tell me not to let you know where he is? ;)
When do you think Bob will finally tell you the truth? ;)
He tells you the truth when it suits him.
When do you think Bob will buy a suit to wear?
Bob doesn't wear suits.....suits wear Bob.
Who is Bob?
Apparently he's a guy who can't even assert control over his own cloths.
Do you think that not being able to assert control over your own cloths would suck?
No, not if it were battle armor.
Why do you question the BOB?
B/c he told me too.
Why DON"T you question the BOB?
Because to do so would be inviting calamity upon my head.
What's the biggest calamity you've never faced?
Question the BOB.
What's YOUR biggest calamity you've faced?
Not questioning the Bob.
Where does Bob go to get away from it all?
I don't know, but it sure isn't this thread...
How can someone love and hate something at the same time?
I do not know, but the Bob might.
Ask the Bob why?
Why?
Why does Bob hide behind a curtain, railing about being the mighty Oz?
Because he's less intimidating without it.
Who is this Bob person anyway?
Bob is a sponge.
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Why does everyone want to see Beavis' "unit"?
To make sure it's not stuck in Butt's head.
Why is Bob such a sponge?
B/C he got sponged by that one pink...thing...
Why do chicks laugh when you tickle them?
To keep from crying.
Why are you tickling barnyard animals?
B/c I am bored of tickling smell humans.
why do you work an office job now? Was that executioner job not satisfying?
Ran out of victims, er I mean, perps. Now killing livlihoods instead of lives.
When is enough too much?
When it is too much. Simple.
Why are you killing livelyhoods?
It's fun.
Why does chicken not taste like chicken when everything else does?
If that were true, chicken wouldn't be chicken, therefore, nothing is at it seems, therefore the universe might as well explode. Which would be pretty cool for a few seconds.
Why does mac and cheese totally rock?
The world is not as it seems, so while it doesn't *totally* rock, it amkes you *think it totally rocks* which is just as good for a few minutes.
Who the **** keep playing that music, every time I say "sugar Bear"?! (hint "big money hustlas" near the end)
Noone. It's all in your head.
Am I WTFy enough for you?
Ummmm...is this a trick question?
Repeat, is this a trick question?:D
Uhh no this is a trick question: to fart or not to fart....who stole that part?
Why can't people in this country drive?
B/c most of us aren't into golf.
Drive where?
To disneyland of course.
Where is my prosciutto pizza, dammit?
It has developed legs and run away.
Where is my double barreled pizza of pepperoni!!???
It doesn't exist.
Why does GTA:SWCity seem to think I'm a girl?
'Cuz yer avatar looks mighty purdy when I get drunk.
Why are there no rats in my garbage?!?!?!
Cause the cockroaches et 'em.
How many rats can a cockroach eat if a cockroach would eat rats?
Uhh...the square root of negative one divided by the answer to quadratic (7x^2)+(57x)+90/2*89.172 number of rats, of course.
Why is it in this precinct I'm surrounded either by corrupt cops on Sweets' payroll, or incompetent pidgeon faced ****s like Harry Cox?
You should pick your friends more carefully.
How come the Pink Panther is so blue?
You'd be like that too if you had to be Pink all day.
Why must the Pink Panther be Pink???
B/C it would not be pink otherwise.
Why is it that every time I have to give someone a cavity search, they squirm?
Be on the receiving end for once and you'll see why.
Why is Pink Floyd not Pink?
Because he's too Floydian.
Why is the grass green?
B/c it isn't bluegrass...you silly. :rolleyes:
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Be on the receiving end for once and you'll see why
<PLAF!> Oh I'm sorry--did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Was that some kind of an offer?
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What does a a dumpster look like?
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Why is it every time I drink gasoline I always **** my pants?
Because you like to smell really bad.
Why do you like to smell sooo bad?
WHAT!? I didn't know! WAHHHHHHH!! *Runs away* :D
Why do you smell so bad?
B/c I was standing downwind of you. :xp:
Who's the boss?
I am. Get me my newspaper and my cigar, dammit!
What is it you wish, dumb one?
I am your tax collector. I want your money, but seeing as you won't give it, these fine gentlemen with AK-47s will not let you pay anymore taxes. Permanently. :D
What is it, meatbag?:D
HK-47 wants his quote back. And trust me, he'll take it.
What is it not?
It isn't what it isn't.
Why is it not?
Well, it is not because it's not, it's because it's SNOT! :lol:
Why does Totenkopf drink?
It's the only way GTA makes any sense.
Why the @#$* do you care whether the Road Runner ever gets caught by Wily E Coyote or not?
Because if we didn't, then the cartoon wouldn't be cool, or even successful....it has brainwashed us....:D
Why does GTA not make sense when Totenkopf doesn't drink?