Male Asian Gays? sure I guess....
Is it possible to build a fully functional, life-sized Imperial Star Destroyer from chopsticks?
mtfbwya
If it is, the Chinese will do it.
Is it possible that my post count will ever go over 200 since the SWBF2 forums are dead?
If you keep posting here, yes.
Why do idiots spell Wookiee wrong?
For the same reason they spell monkeys monkies.
What is normal eccentricity?
An expected level of randomness.
Can one be predictably unpredictable?
yes, I knew you were going to say that, but not with those exact words ;)
Is it possible that horses will develop the ability to conspire and commit grievous murder upon another genus of quadropeds?
mtfbwya
Depends on the other quadruped.
Is my latest fic in the CEC better than what I've written before?
Well, if you divide the numbers of views by the number of fics then you should come up with a solution that has nothing to do with the question.:D
Is it possible to create a restaurant that serves Chinese food with Japanese utensils and German beer with Norwegion waiters who reign from Mexico?
Possible, yes. Advisable, no.
Is it possible to build a loaf of bread that's also a toaster?
Nope....it would be so powerful that it would be the vanguard of our destruction...so I can't let you build it:D
Can I create a massive space station that has an artificial environment...and soon becomes the seat of Government for my future galaxy-wide Empire?:D
Yes, but only if it has an easily exploited weakness, like a 2 metre exhaust port that leads directly to the station's core.
How long would it take for Earth to become completely covered by cityscape?
About 2 days if you have a big enough bomb.
Who was to first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink what comes out?"
Probably the same guy who said,"I wonder what happens when I kick that bear in the behind."
Eho was the first guy to say,"What happens if I make a hollow piece of wood and put strings on it and strum those strings like they'll actually do something?"
Me, tell your friends I do parties.
Whose idea was it to stick that in there and how long did it take them to figure it lead to this (
http://www.huonvalley.tas.gov.au/webdata/resources/files/baby.jpg)?)
Oh...it probably wasn't too hard, they just watched the cows while milking them....of course...there were probably a few incidents beforehand....oy.
Who came up with the idea that perhaps, if you rub two pieces of wood fast enough, that eventually, something would happen?
The same person who thought that if you rub one piece of wood fast (and long) enough, something will happen.
Is there a purpose to the enormity of a rat's testicles?
No, it makes it easier to shoot the rat...just point the gun or bow and arrow or spear at the huge thingy...and voila, you'll have rat for dinner, and that is why.
Is there a reason for the huge amount of dung produced by cows?
Yes. They are building a dung based rocket propulsion system, for their colonisation of Moopiter
Is it unwise to sleep with a short tempered wasp's wife?
mtfbwya
Yes, you never know, but that wasp's wife may be the queen...and you know how they are...
Is it wise to create a machine that makes animals smarter and therefore do your bidding?
No. If they were truly smarter, they'd be plotting conquest and revolution!
If a bunch of caterpillars and a gang of millipedes and centipedes played cards, who would have the unfair advantage?
mtfbwya
The Gang of Millipedes and Centipedes, because a Gang is larger than a Bunch.
Why is there a NumPad in the first place?
Well, the numpad is their for the numskulls that fail to notice the huge set of numbers before them, hence, numpad.
Why can't computers activate when you speak to them, therefore making the mouse and keyboard, obsolete?
Because that's sci-fi not reality...
Why do people always mix up their, there, and they're?
Because they're filled with their funny gas over there...Duh...:D
Why do people get confused with words?
Because words are confusing.
Why are Milk Duds still in business?
Because Milk Duds are corrupt, they bribe government officials to stay in buisness..isn't it obvious?:D
How old are chocolate chip cookies?
As old as the corrupt Milk Duds, of course.
What is the name of the girl I love?
I don't know you tell me...
Why do we learn aspects of math that we'll never use in the real world?
Because the government was too lazy to change the standards after the calculator and Internet were invented.
Why does cheese taste so good?
Because the Brightwood Demon Door demands it.
Do we all live in a yellow submarine?
No, it's exclusive for stoned 60's pop legends.
Is there another word for synonym?
Yes, metonym.
Is there a dessert that combines Milk Duds and Chocolate Chip Cookies?
Yes, it's called.....Milk Duds with Chocolate Chip Cookies.
What is the name of your second cousin's brother's uncle's pet monkey's boss's mother's former roomate?
My second cousin's brother's uncle's pet monkey's boss was found on the steps of a church as a baby, so no one knows who his mother is. =(
What is the Fibonacci sequence backwards?
It is: iccanobiF. There you go!
What is the Fibonacci sequence sideways!?
Lying Tostitos with Cheese.
What is really put in bologna?
Supposely pork but probably rat feces, human hair and dead insects are allowed as well.
Do fish ever get thirsty?
~HOP
Well salt water fish do...
Is it use crying over spilt milk?
No,though mixing milk with human tears might have an interesting taste.
Why does every depiction of Coruscant in a Star Wars game always feel so limited?
Because every depiction of Coruscant in a Star Wars game is so limited.
Why do women pluck their eyebrows but shudder when they see a bird being plucked?
Because they think that birds have feelings, as opposed to eyebrows...BUT THEY ARE WRONG!:)
Why is it that every time something awesome happens, something bad happens to prevent that awesomeness?
Because that is the natural order of things, as stated by the Chaos Theory. Inversely, if too much of one thing occurs, it will eventually bottom (or top?) out and stabilize.
Why aren't eyebrows recognized as having feelings (it's terrible discrimination)?
Because eyebrows are unable to voice their opinions, otherwise, the human race would be graced by their great knowledgable and philosophical beings....that, and plucking makes them look...inhuman.
Why can't eyebrows have rights!?
Because not everyone has them
When will the Monkey Comet appear next in our galaxy?
mtfbwya
Well, when pigs fly:D
That reminds me, when is the coming of the cosmic tulip?
Right after the coming of the cosmic orchid, obviously!
Why didn't you know that!?
Well, I have only studied in the age of Tulipian chapter 7, you know, after the daisy invasion?
When will the daisies come?
The daisies never come, CommanderQ.
The daisies never come.
THAT IS WHY THEY NEVER COME!
When will the age of ultimate flowery knowledge come??
It's already here, you just don't know it yet.
Why does bottled water that has filtered through mountains for years and years have a use by date?