No, but it'd be quite a feat.
How am I openly bisexual here on the forums, but a closeted bisexual in real life?
Where you put your bits is a worldwide issue plaguing bisexuals and manufacturers of packaging for drill bits.
Will we one day be able to harness the power the sun to provide sunlight?
mtfbwya
Yep. When pigs fly:D
I wonder, will we ever get flying cars?
Yes, but it involves a match and gasoline.
Would eating kerosene be detrimental to one's health, or would it empower you?
The first one, by quite a bit.
How much of the stuff at Engrish.com (
http://engrish.com/) can be easily understood?
省錢又方便 ???
If the train was travelling at 1000 miles an hour, would it be hard to do number 2s?
mtfbwya
Probably not, if you're buckled in.
What's harder, becoming a doctor, or becoming The Doctor?
Probably not, if you're buckled in.
What's harder, becoming a doctor, or becoming The Doctor?
I dunno...one travels the vortex in the other creates them(in bank accounts)
Whats harder, colouring in a zebra or deflating the backside of a baboon?
astro
Colouring in a zebra.
How big is the TARDIS on the inside?
As big as the blank bits on a million zebras which need coloring in
Why is it that Shaolin monks arent as tough as Shaolin monkeys?
mtfbwya
Monkeys fling poop and monks don't.
How would you respond to a child wearing a hoodie that said on it "I EAT YOUR SKIN"?
Response: Cover my genitalia.
How far would a dwarf be able to throw a skin eating child?
mtfbwya
About a foot; the child ate his 8===D
Why do children eat skin?
Because of bad translations.
If I started a bacon worshipping religion, would you join?
Not only join, I'd be a zealot!
Why does the Doctor always look different?
Because he's NOT THE SAME DOCTOR!!!!
Why do people hate tanks so much....I rather like them:D
Because they're war machines, and most people don't like war.
What is that red stuff coming out of your ear?
The Crimson Tide
What is the main thing impeding a studious horse from his course, of course?
mtfbwya
Bad poetry.
Does that really make any sense?
Yes, no?
If dogs wear sweaters, do they pee on them?
Nope, they hold it in, and they eventually explode into tiny bits.
WHy is the world round?
Because ovals don't orbit as well.
What is The Ultimate Question if the Answer is 42?
The Ultimate Question is how many eyes do you have?
Why is Washington's white horse white?
Incident with paint mixer.
How anachronistic is that?
Not really anachronistic at all, because you said it at the appropropriate time.
What ever happened to the Nazis plans of recruiting those gifted in magic and mathematics to create a super race of Mathemagicians?
mtfbwya
It failed due to them not finding enough recruits.
Are Caesar chips a good idea?
Yes, as long as they're a sister company to Lays.
Why do unbreakable plates break so easily, but don't brake at all?
Because they have no motor.
If the Lemon Pie Puppet is in love with his socks with teeth, are you made of beef?
Nope, I'm A STEAK!
What are tanks capable of fighting, but there is no bacon involved? WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!!????
Meat and artillery don't mix well.
Does meat and aerospace mix well?
Meat mixes vey well with aerospace, for its us meatbags that chiefly practise it on this earth.
Do timelords lose eyebrows and self consciousness about hairstyles as they get older?
mtfbwya
Yep, haven't you noticed how stupid many of them look after many trips?!
Why are timelord's haircuts so stupid?:D
The vortex is very windy!
When will squirrels develop the ability to utilise nanotechnology for acorn retrieval purposes?
mtfbwya
They will utilize that technology after we've nuked eachother into a state of greenness or death...there you go:D
Why is the sky blue? Why can't it be a tougher color...like GRAY!
It is, when it's really cloudy.
Does pooping in someone's aquarium qualify as irony?
Nope, but it does count as vandalism though:D
Do airplanes float? If they don't, why don't they?
Yes, they do. On water.
Why must exams get in the way of Winter-een-mas?
BECAUSE THAT'S WHY THEY WERE MADE!!!!
I wonder why I think Exams are a ton of fun...
You're insane.
What is the capital of Assyria?
What is the capital of Assyria?
I don't know that! *gets flung to his death
^Sound familiar? XD That's my answer, too.
What is the word?
There are a lot of them.
What are the odds of getting Matt Smith to change his last name to Elevennant?
The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3720 to 1.
When will we be able to use the amazing technlology know as "computers" to type stuff and look on "the internet'....?
mtfbwya
We won't.
What ingredients constitute a perfect omelet?
SALT! and erm......and and.....PAPRIKA!!! YEAH! and pepper.
What is your name...your quest....and your favorite color...
Sir Galahad, I seek the Holy Grail, blue, no, red, no (flung to his death)
Is their anyway to get a headcrab off someone without killing them?
Treat the crabs, allowing you to concentrate better on the head
Why isnt my beardcrafting skill recognised in World of Beardcraft? Have I installed it wrong?
mtfbwya
Yes.
Do I fear the wrath of whatever gods there are?
You should fear the gods of every religion ever made. They're all real, and you've angered all but one.
How obviously was that sarcastic?
Not to those obliviously unaware of obliviously's definition
When will I succeed at a perfectly symmetrical set of Star Trek style sideburns?
mtfbwya
Never, if you look anything like your avatar.
How hard would it be to get my sideburns to match the Tenth Doctor's sideburns?