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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Alkonium
01-20-2009, 7:48 AM
#1701
No, but it'd be quite a feat.

How am I openly bisexual here on the forums, but a closeted bisexual in real life?
 Astrotoy7
01-20-2009, 11:32 AM
#1702
Where you put your bits is a worldwide issue plaguing bisexuals and manufacturers of packaging for drill bits.

Will we one day be able to harness the power the sun to provide sunlight?

mtfbwya
 CommanderQ
01-20-2009, 12:23 PM
#1703
Yep. When pigs fly:D

I wonder, will we ever get flying cars?
 Bokken
01-20-2009, 3:56 PM
#1704
Yes, but it involves a match and gasoline.

Would eating kerosene be detrimental to one's health, or would it empower you?
 Alkonium
01-20-2009, 6:24 PM
#1705
The first one, by quite a bit.

How much of the stuff at Engrish.com (http://engrish.com/) can be easily understood?
 Astrotoy7
01-20-2009, 10:16 PM
#1706
省錢又方便 ???

If the train was travelling at 1000 miles an hour, would it be hard to do number 2s?

mtfbwya
 Alkonium
01-20-2009, 11:24 PM
#1707
Probably not, if you're buckled in.

What's harder, becoming a doctor, or becoming The Doctor?
 Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 2:28 AM
#1708
Probably not, if you're buckled in.

What's harder, becoming a doctor, or becoming The Doctor?

I dunno...one travels the vortex in the other creates them(in bank accounts)

Whats harder, colouring in a zebra or deflating the backside of a baboon?

astro
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 9:11 AM
#1709
Colouring in a zebra.

How big is the TARDIS on the inside?
 Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 9:56 AM
#1710
As big as the blank bits on a million zebras which need coloring in

Why is it that Shaolin monks arent as tough as Shaolin monkeys?

mtfbwya
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 9:59 AM
#1711
Monkeys fling poop and monks don't.

How would you respond to a child wearing a hoodie that said on it "I EAT YOUR SKIN"?
 Astrotoy7
01-21-2009, 10:02 AM
#1712
Response: Cover my genitalia.

How far would a dwarf be able to throw a skin eating child?

mtfbwya
 Bokken
01-21-2009, 10:34 AM
#1713
About a foot; the child ate his 8===D

Why do children eat skin?
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 10:39 AM
#1714
Because of bad translations.

If I started a bacon worshipping religion, would you join?
 Bokken
01-21-2009, 11:06 AM
#1715
Not only join, I'd be a zealot!

Why does the Doctor always look different?
 CommanderQ
01-21-2009, 12:29 PM
#1716
Because he's NOT THE SAME DOCTOR!!!!

Why do people hate tanks so much....I rather like them:D
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 8:51 PM
#1717
Because they're war machines, and most people don't like war.

What is that red stuff coming out of your ear?
 Astrotoy7
01-22-2009, 4:05 AM
#1718
The Crimson Tide

What is the main thing impeding a studious horse from his course, of course?

mtfbwya
 Alkonium
01-22-2009, 9:39 AM
#1719
Bad poetry.

Does that really make any sense?
 Bokken
01-22-2009, 11:22 AM
#1720
Yes, no?

If dogs wear sweaters, do they pee on them?
 CommanderQ
01-22-2009, 11:38 AM
#1721
Nope, they hold it in, and they eventually explode into tiny bits.

WHy is the world round?
 Alkonium
01-22-2009, 6:53 PM
#1722
Because ovals don't orbit as well.

What is The Ultimate Question if the Answer is 42?
 CommanderQ
01-22-2009, 6:57 PM
#1723
The Ultimate Question is how many eyes do you have?

Why is Washington's white horse white?
 Alkonium
01-22-2009, 7:02 PM
#1724
Incident with paint mixer.

How anachronistic is that?
 Astrotoy7
01-23-2009, 6:16 AM
#1725
Not really anachronistic at all, because you said it at the appropropriate time.

What ever happened to the Nazis plans of recruiting those gifted in magic and mathematics to create a super race of Mathemagicians?

mtfbwya
 Alkonium
01-23-2009, 11:04 AM
#1726
It failed due to them not finding enough recruits.

Are Caesar chips a good idea?
 Bokken
01-23-2009, 11:38 AM
#1727
Yes, as long as they're a sister company to Lays.

Why do unbreakable plates break so easily, but don't brake at all?
 Alkonium
01-23-2009, 11:41 AM
#1728
Because they have no motor.

If the Lemon Pie Puppet is in love with his socks with teeth, are you made of beef?
 CommanderQ
01-23-2009, 12:12 PM
#1729
Nope, I'm A STEAK!

What are tanks capable of fighting, but there is no bacon involved? WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!!????
 Alkonium
01-23-2009, 5:13 PM
#1730
Meat and artillery don't mix well.

Does meat and aerospace mix well?
 Astrotoy7
01-23-2009, 11:12 PM
#1731
Meat mixes vey well with aerospace, for its us meatbags that chiefly practise it on this earth.

Do timelords lose eyebrows and self consciousness about hairstyles as they get older?

mtfbwya
 CommanderQ
01-23-2009, 11:34 PM
#1732
Yep, haven't you noticed how stupid many of them look after many trips?!


Why are timelord's haircuts so stupid?:D
 Astrotoy7
01-24-2009, 8:13 AM
#1733
The vortex is very windy!

When will squirrels develop the ability to utilise nanotechnology for acorn retrieval purposes?

mtfbwya
 CommanderQ
01-24-2009, 1:27 PM
#1734
They will utilize that technology after we've nuked eachother into a state of greenness or death...there you go:D

Why is the sky blue? Why can't it be a tougher color...like GRAY!
 Alkonium
01-24-2009, 1:35 PM
#1735
It is, when it's really cloudy.

Does pooping in someone's aquarium qualify as irony?
 CommanderQ
01-24-2009, 1:37 PM
#1736
Nope, but it does count as vandalism though:D

Do airplanes float? If they don't, why don't they?
 Alkonium
01-24-2009, 1:48 PM
#1737
Yes, they do. On water.

Why must exams get in the way of Winter-een-mas?
 CommanderQ
01-24-2009, 1:57 PM
#1738
BECAUSE THAT'S WHY THEY WERE MADE!!!!

I wonder why I think Exams are a ton of fun...
 Alkonium
01-24-2009, 2:34 PM
#1739
You're insane.

What is the capital of Assyria?
 Bokken
01-24-2009, 3:47 PM
#1740
What is the capital of Assyria?

I don't know that! *gets flung to his death

^Sound familiar? XD That's my answer, too.

What is the word?
 Alkonium
01-24-2009, 4:40 PM
#1741
There are a lot of them.

What are the odds of getting Matt Smith to change his last name to Elevennant?
 Astrotoy7
01-24-2009, 11:15 PM
#1742
The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3720 to 1.

When will we be able to use the amazing technlology know as "computers" to type stuff and look on "the internet'....?

mtfbwya
 Bokken
01-24-2009, 11:22 PM
#1743
We won't.

What ingredients constitute a perfect omelet?
 CommanderQ
01-25-2009, 12:00 AM
#1744
SALT! and erm......and and.....PAPRIKA!!! YEAH! and pepper.

What is your name...your quest....and your favorite color...
 Alkonium
01-25-2009, 1:39 PM
#1745
Sir Galahad, I seek the Holy Grail, blue, no, red, no (flung to his death)

Is their anyway to get a headcrab off someone without killing them?
 Astrotoy7
01-25-2009, 2:13 PM
#1746
Treat the crabs, allowing you to concentrate better on the head

Why isnt my beardcrafting skill recognised in World of Beardcraft? Have I installed it wrong?

mtfbwya
 Bokken
01-25-2009, 4:14 PM
#1747
Yes.

Do I fear the wrath of whatever gods there are?
 Alkonium
01-25-2009, 4:53 PM
#1748
You should fear the gods of every religion ever made. They're all real, and you've angered all but one.

How obviously was that sarcastic?
 Astrotoy7
01-26-2009, 6:05 AM
#1749
Not to those obliviously unaware of obliviously's definition

When will I succeed at a perfectly symmetrical set of Star Trek style sideburns?

mtfbwya
 Alkonium
01-26-2009, 9:58 AM
#1750
Never, if you look anything like your avatar.

How hard would it be to get my sideburns to match the Tenth Doctor's sideburns?
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