Granted but alkonium turned into spiderman and killed the story
i wish i was a gizka with force powers and combat skills of yoda
Granted. But you end up being gizmo from gremlins, and have the combat skills of an Polish lady called Boda
I wish use I could decipher the thousand year old riddle:
Why cant a man wear the same underpants for 9 days in a row?
mtfbwya
Granted. But the answer drives you crazy and now you have to be fed through a tube
I wish I could meet Ron White
Granted. But you end up meeting Rainbow Brite (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Brite) instead, and are mobbed by kids from the 80s
I wish I could harness the power of manure and send it through a wire. I shall call this phenomenon "Poo-tricity"
mtfbwya
Granted. But, there seems to be a feedback loop.
I wish I could harness the power of the sun.
Granted, but the harness was actually built for a horse, and proceeds to melt
I wish I could employ the services of Sherlock Holmes to help fix my elevator in ''The Case of The Long Shaft''
mtfbwya
Granted, but he falls down said shaft and dies.
I wish I had Dr. Manhattan's powers so I could say "I don't think there is a god, and if there is, I'm nothing like him."
Granted. But you eventually find that there is a god...and he's angry at you
I Wish I could say "Do you fancy Billie Piper Sir?" every minute of every day.
Granted, but then you're institutionalised for being perceived as mentally unstable.
I wish the Doctor had been less attached to Rose.
Granted...But after awhile the Doctor realizes that he was super attached to Rose and now that she's gone, gets really sad and stops using the TARDIS, and no new Doctor Who serials are produced. (You just killed Doctor Who)
I wish I could annoy Alkonium for days on end
Denied, you do that already.
I wish Chev didn't annoy me for days on end.
Granted, he irritates you instead.
I wish I had a social life.
Granted. Goodbye.
I wish I could go to Cardiff where they film Torchwood and Doctor Who.
Granted. But they don't allow you near the set
I wish I could I could Poke Alkonium for days on end until he finally snapped
Granted, but once I snap, I kill you.
I wish that once I die, I be made into Soylent Green and then served at my funeral.
Granted. But no eats it and it ends up being buried
I wish I could fight a monkey in hand to hand combat
Granted, but it's the Tae Kwan Do monkey from the commercials years ago, and you lose.
I wish that I was the Walrus (koo koo kachoo).
Granted, but you are not also the Eggman, but they are.
I wish I was Maxwell Edison (Maxwell's Silver Hammer)
Granted, but notice how you used 'was' instead of a present term...you drop the hammer on your foot, and die...of....lack of circulation to the foot...eh hem...
I wish I could have a hand grenade.
Granted, but then it detonates in your hand.
I wish we all lived in a Yellow Submarine.
Granted, but we get hit by a depth charge...
I wish I had a Russian nuclear sub.
Granted, but the Russians aren't happy about that.
I wish I were a deadly hand grenade ready to be thrown and blow up. =D
Granted, but your a dud:D
I wish I had a Stielhandgranate...stick grenade...:)
Granted, but you never think of a good time to use it.
I wish JediMaster12 would get back to posting in my RP.
Granted. But he feels awkward trying to bust rhymes on your Rap Page, and soon after leaves.
I wish more owls would be intersted in participating in a full scale re-enactment of the Battle of Waterloowl, especially the one called Napowleon.
mtfbwya
Granted, but the event turns out to be a lark.
I wish that I weren't wearing my pants now.
Granted, but you find yourself out in the cold.
I wish I had a secret identity.
Granted. but it turns out you picked superman's secret identity and he's not happy
I wish I had pants right now
Granted, but they're much too tight, and you get...well, you know.
I wish that I were Yoda's size.
Granted. But someone steps on you
I wish I had Lord Tedd's arm weapon thing
Granted. But you actually got Mr. Ed's arm weapon thing, and it smells like hay.
I wish I could train a school of fish to skip school.
mtfbwya
Granted, and it destroys an entire ecosystem.
I wish the weekly updates for TOR: The Threat of Peace were bigger.
They are bigger, if you were viewing from the perspective of an amoeba
Who wrote the star wars fanfic: "A Detailed Explanation of How Darth Vaders Bowel Movements Are Processed and Recycled''
mtfbwya
You. And Darth Vader is suing you for your rights.:D
I wish I had the magical finger of writing.
Granted. But it is also the magical finger of picking, so doesn't leave your nose much.
I wish I could calculate the exact mathematical dimensions of when sideburns go from cool to creepy.
mtfbwya
Granted, but you fail to take into account other forms of facial hair, which makes it harder to figure out.
I wish I could figure out how to make things dimensionally transcendental.
Granted. You do figure it out, but you get stuck on some astral plane and the in flight movie is an abysmal chick flick
I wish I knew a doctor that could sort the issue I have with getting doctors to sort out issues for me
mtfbwya
Granted, but in doing so, you've caused a paradox.
I wish to fast forward time to Friday.
Granted, but your new life consists only of Fridays, and shortens considerably.
I wish that, in this forum, posts did count.
Then everything woulb too easy. And I'd be forced to call the internet police, due to the easyness of it all...:D
I wish I had THE HOLY HAND-GRENADE!:D
Granted, but the Holy Hand-Grenade Pin seems to be MIA.
I wish there were a set of numbers that could be positive or negative but not include 0.
Granted, but parabolas are beyond your comprehension.
I wish that the Final Fantasy game series would stop.
Granted, but then the world would end.
I wish I could create a game that was so awesome, it gave me 2 billion dollars ont he opening day.
Granted. But due to your poor skill at reading contracts, all the funds go to CommanderZ
I wish I could beat anyone at arm wrestling...... with my mind
mtfbwya
Granted, you know imagine yourself beating anyone in arm wrestling.
I wish I was in the Congress of Sounds.
Granted, but their is so much sound that is so loud, that you go deaf and declared unfit for Congressional Duty.
I wish I could form a League of Knights called...THE ORDER OF THE Q!
But then Star Trek would sue because you're encroaching on their Q idea...
I wish I had a badge... :|
Granted, but I'm not sure you want to know what it's for....
I wish I were the King of Bongo!
Granted, but noone takes a man who declares himself King of a musical instrument seriously.
I wish for the Watchmen movie to be just as awesome as the graphic novel.
Granted, but suddenly you realize that the graphic novel wasn't that good....
I wish that I could create a comic as famous as Watchmen.