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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: Gamorrians on Taris
  Darth Avlectus
10-01-2009, 7:24 PM
#3
Yeah, wits with mines and being armed to the teeth. Maybe save up some grenades. Though you might save some of those mines for the ranchor ahead....  [Read More]
Posted in: Praise the President?
  Darth Avlectus
09-29-2009, 3:40 AM
#29
Why not? Don't children in your country already have to 'pledge alleigience to the flag' every morning? The pledge is entirely optional by now. Remember how that thread in the senate debated getting rid of the motto "in god we trust"? It'...  [Read More]
Posted in: Most anticipated PC/console games of Fall 2009/early 2010?
  Darth Avlectus
10-03-2009, 3:47 AM
#30
Oh wait I forgot a few more: 1) MegaMan Ultra 2:The rise of X 2) MegaMan Forever 3) Castlevania 2 improvement (I wish)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Most anticipated PC/console games of Fall 2009/early 2010?
  Darth Avlectus
09-29-2009, 8:44 PM
#26
I would say SWTFU: ultimate sith edition, however I'm not likely to be getting XBL soon, nor am I likely to download any games for it. Also since my 360 seems to not want to recognize the OS update I downloaded for it (I followed their instructions t...  [Read More]
Posted in: Legalised Prostitution
  Darth Avlectus
09-23-2009, 3:52 AM
#41
I realize I'm not really in a position to take a moral high ground on this issue in a general sense. Still, can anyone tell me how this is necessarily going to reduce underage trafficking? Or at least how it would improve the situation? I'm having...  [Read More]
Posted in: Have you got a problem with small hairy things?
  Darth Avlectus
10-03-2009, 12:34 AM
#25
What, that they're really evil violent little buggers? Doesn't help anything at all! The Empire shoulda purged the whole forest of them, no army like that should be intimidated by furry midgets. They were not damned midgets, they were DWARFS! :carm...  [Read More]
Posted in: Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising
  Darth Avlectus
10-01-2009, 9:45 PM
#5
Ehh, don't double post my friend. ;) (use the edit function or the mods may strike you down) Whoa! Now I heard of the original. This looks fan-freaking-tastic! I'm itching for more. Well, now I'm saving up for a amBX gaming lighting system. Deezamn....  [Read More]
Posted in: Finish the Sentence game
  Darth Avlectus
09-30-2009, 12:54 AM
#34
what the heck is TJM doing woofing on your chest?!?!!? ____________ IS MY _________, and effin' UP ____-___'s is my _________!...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
09-24-2009, 8:54 PM
#559
Good if you have an armored car and you loot the body afterwards. :xp: Challenging Darth Bane....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
09-24-2009, 6:44 PM
#557
Bad idea: Do you really want all those trolls and stalkers to continue to be allowed on here at LF? Do you know how many unfortunate stalkers would get their hide handed to them? *Pictures Jae Onasi IRL thwarting her would be stalker and the look on...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-04-2009, 1:30 AM
#1598
Granted but your apprentice turns to the dark side once surpassing you and kills you. What if there was no Darth Bane?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-03-2009, 3:43 AM
#1595
MMM, dat ass. Granted, unfortunately Al Franken goes broke because of it. So the hermaphrodite monkey who gave me that AIDS infected ass of his/hers selects the idea where you drink kerosene and $*** your intestines all over your new car's insides. J...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-03-2009, 1:39 AM
#1593
Granted: I made a wish via phantom edit and now you look bad, also unfortunately enterprise ends up having an asteroid crash into it...an asteroid made entirely of monkey doodey. I wish totenkopf would quit picking on me and let me live down hitting...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-03-2009, 12:40 AM
#1591
Granted, unfortunately work week is extended and human stamina is not. People go insane and get sick from overwork. You are blamed. Fortunately, everyone else is too sick or dead to collect the debt. Unfortunately you get sick as well. So your vict...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
09-30-2009, 11:42 PM
#1589
Granted, but unfotunately they also bring an uncurable disease with it that causes warts the size and shape of penises to grow everywhere on human flesh. What's worse is that also the world goes into a war over the valuable metals of the stone. The r...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
09-30-2009, 6:26 PM
#1587
Granted, unfortunately Kenny now molests animals in almost every episode of south park. I wish Hack Benjamin would go into the US senate building during one of their sessions and go darth vader on all the scumbag politicians, then the bill for the m...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
09-30-2009, 12:58 AM
#1585
Granted, however you also inherit a bear's skull full of brains which spill out on your floor. You won't get the stain out nor get rid of the smell for a very long time. I wish butt head didn't ruin christmas....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
09-23-2009, 11:21 AM
#1582
Granted, unfortunately you soon follow and now Alkonium and Te Mirdala are admonishing you of the same. I wish Freddy Kruger would quit haunting the dreams of al franken....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
09-23-2009, 3:34 AM
#1580
Granted. Unfortunately in this economy, they needed a cheap polymer base for the texture and thickness and dog crap was the closest substitute they had for cheap--and you contracted to not only be the testor, but the recipient of 1,000 packages of it...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
10-03-2009, 3:44 AM
#2502
They'd have to get in a trash fight with a group of horny monkeys. What if it was raining dead raccoons and pianos out of the sky?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
10-01-2009, 9:18 PM
#2499
Be dead while teepee would now be hanging out of tot's bunghole. What if starkiller had kicked the **** out of the emperor?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
09-30-2009, 11:44 PM
#2496
That's a question. You owe me $50, you know, the one with a 100 on it? :dev10: What kind of smokin' device melts carpet?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
09-30-2009, 12:50 AM
#2492
Uhh, no. Do you have teepee?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
09-24-2009, 8:47 PM
#2474
He'd be made out of electronic junk. (wrong thread for 'what if' :p) What if Lawrence O'donell was a clone of someone? Who would he be a clone *of*?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
09-22-2009, 8:32 PM
#2440
Yeah and I scratch my hairy sweaty balls like any man should. Whose money?...  [Read More]
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