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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: What are you looking forward to most in TOR?
  Darth Avlectus
09-08-2009, 12:24 AM
#3
Getting drunk, laying waste to everything around me, and Sa`Buu-ing someone's mamma through a coffe table b/c I'm a murderous unstable mofo. Should I decide to get a machine that will be able to handle it....  [Read More]
Posted in: Skill Bonus/Attribute Confusion
  Darth Avlectus
09-04-2009, 9:25 PM
#3
While I'm not an expert on RPG games by any stretch, I might be able to help here. You can usally find this stuff in game. I usually play a fairly balanced character, but recently I started one that focuses mainly on const. and Strength. I have an 8...  [Read More]
Posted in: Lockerbie Bomber to be released
  Darth Avlectus
09-05-2009, 12:03 AM
#65
^^^This....  [Read More]
Posted in: Lockerbie Bomber to be released
  Darth Avlectus
09-04-2009, 12:01 AM
#59
The reasons for such "mercy" being shown are most likely the determining factors in deciding decadence and weakness. Other than phillisophical idealism, not really sure where the mercy part came in here. It'd be hyperbole to say it was in...  [Read More]
Posted in: Lockerbie Bomber to be released
  Darth Avlectus
09-03-2009, 7:16 PM
#57
I’m not overlooking the victims and if I was the one making the decision Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi would have spent the rest of his life in prison. Not out of fear of him teaching others or helping plan an attack, but for no other reasons than the...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
09-04-2009, 1:50 AM
#520
Bad idea: it's reading entertainment, which we could always use more of. Stapling your tongue to the desk in school then runnin' down the hall, scarin' the $^&% outta all'a y'all Bee-hotches. (ICP reference FTW)...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-09-2009, 3:17 AM
#239
I'd have the excuse I needed to smite her so you can't get any form her. >:^} What if you were Tom Anderson and your house just got 'pruned'? :dev11:...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-09-2009, 2:18 AM
#237
It would be as bad if godzilla took a dump on your house. What if Rangiku Matsumoto from Bleach were your mother?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-09-2009, 1:09 AM
#234
Then thereby assuming the doodie sitch is still in effect, they would be a lot like diddy kong. mischief. What if Toni Cippriatti didn't succeed and mob lord Leone was still stuck in the clink by the time GTA3 came around?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-08-2009, 11:33 PM
#227
Then I'd be fat and curse like a sailor--and be responsible for managing the Jerky Boys as well being known and remembered as the chief who epically beat down officer Harry Cox for discourteous entry while wearing a "stupid effing hat". Wh...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-08-2009, 11:10 PM
#225
Then he'd have to arrest sweets, but then again, sweets' own mamma took care of him pretty good with that revolver. What if the cookie monster decided to rob your house?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-08-2009, 10:35 PM
#223
It'd be a limited excursion and I'll leave all the nasty hairs in your couch. :xp: *glares @GTA* I don't care what kind of lies you spread, you ain't my girlfriend ya homo. Settle down, oh excitable one. I was referring to the fat redneck bag lady...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-08-2009, 10:22 PM
#221
You'd be using it all the time and everyone who is considered hot is now mediocre...and if this power was in the ruin a wish foundation, I'd ruin it, unless totenkopf and his wookiee girlfriend ruin it first...or that crazy mandalorian hillbilly that...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-08-2009, 12:40 AM
#216
I'd be so hairy people couldn't decide wether to call me wookiee or bigfoot. What if beavis worked as the cook at the restaurant you just ate at...you're on your way out and you see him acting like he has scabies, or at least an "itch"? :x...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-08-2009, 12:17 AM
#214
It would most likely be from myself so that's okay. I'd bathe you in it next! :xp: What if you were that demented janitor serial killer on that haloween episode of B&B? :dev11:...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-08-2009, 12:08 AM
#212
Welcome to it. It's rat turds from my pet rat when I went on a walk today. :p What if you were the allmighty bunghole?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-07-2009, 11:17 PM
#210
I guess Jules would have to find some other word to get his own dander riled up about. What if that salesman dude wanted what was in your pocket? :dev11:...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-07-2009, 6:13 PM
#208
I may not be for much longer, so you can wait and wonder. :xp: What if you had a pet monkey whose name was "Spank"?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-07-2009, 3:24 PM
#206
I'd say that you were full of it. (Don't even get me started on why!) What if you weren't full of it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-07-2009, 4:46 AM
#202
I'd eat all sorts of hot sauce and puke it all up on that person. I melted PVC plastic once like that. :dev11: ==================== What if the soda tax went up to 50 cents a bottle? I'd stockpile it before it went to 75. Whaddya think I've been do...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-06-2009, 2:42 AM
#192
That would suck. What if you were hairy like a dog, strong like a gorilla, and you were tall and smelly?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
09-10-2009, 2:02 AM
#1545
Granted, but soon monkey flings doodey at both of them with his new improved doodie pitch and burys em both. I wish you were more annoying....  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
09-07-2009, 10:43 PM
#795
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
09-03-2009, 7:01 PM
#792
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
09-10-2009, 2:03 AM
#2393
<fart> Say what again?...  [Read More]
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