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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: What holiday do you celebrate?
 Darth Avlectus
12-10-2009, 4:19 AM
#11
I pretty much celebrate most anything if invited. Primarily Christmas, happy new year. Oh and it's spelled "Chaunikka" wrong! :¬: ...Well, not that I'm uptight about it. Have celebrated this with the jewish part of my family. Yoda just b...  [Read More]
Posted in: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SITH HOLOCRON!
 Darth Avlectus
12-06-2009, 4:09 AM
#5
Happy Birthday, yo. Hope you get yourself a little sometin'-somethin'! If nothing else, go out and enjoy yourself. Have an absolutely festive time....  [Read More]
Posted in: Revan's Flowing Cape and Belt 1.1
 Darth Avlectus
12-03-2009, 5:14 PM
#2
Awesome. Hadn't even tried the first, but now that I know there is an improved version I guess I don't need the other one except for archiving. :p I was amazed you took on such a project. Your level of dedication and follow through to success is tru...  [Read More]
Posted in: Improved Handmaidens?
 Darth Avlectus
11-29-2009, 6:53 PM
#5
I just wish there was something that would alter their facial appearance or model to emphasize the "difference" they kept talking about....  [Read More]
Posted in: Jedi Neri Discusses New Classes
 Darth Avlectus
11-26-2009, 4:04 AM
#31
I would have liked to have known I could play a sentient droid or cyborg if I wanted to. Then I could call myself General Beavis. In all actuality I'm not judging this before it's finally out of the box, but I'd hoped it would have focused on other...  [Read More]
Posted in: Obama bows to Japanese Emperor?
 Darth Avlectus
11-26-2009, 4:34 PM
#51
Oh they can joke all they want about the height. I don't take offense. Granted I'm a 6' Japanese guy. My mom is 4'11"(shorter now after her back injury) and she was the tallest of her siblings. Lets face it, as a people, Japanese are relatively...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Darth Avlectus
12-10-2009, 3:49 AM
#65
*Wearing Hutt's Hide leather--the most nasty tasting and indigestible creatures in all the galaxy* Sarlacc pit monster: BAAAARRRRFFFF! ME: Well, I didn' t care for the tase of you either. .......You were saying? :smirk2: Vice City actually having...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Darth Avlectus
12-06-2009, 6:27 PM
#62
Not so scary: I do that to myself all the time. :p Waking up to realize you have been jacked of all your money and credit for reals....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Darth Avlectus
12-03-2009, 9:54 PM
#59
^^^^^^ Scary, you didn't have something to say like your wise arse usually does. What's a matter, fleas in your pants? http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=357&pictureid=4016 Waking up to find animal entrails in your bed....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Darth Avlectus
11-30-2009, 10:45 PM
#54
^^^WTH??? I don't even HAVE a cell phone. Never did. I also listen to psycho music--check out my sig if you don't believe me. Being forced to watch elderly people have their constipation "manually resolved"....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Darth Avlectus
11-30-2009, 1:56 AM
#51
Someone else would have come up with beam swords but I'm not sure anything could replace what hole would be left behind--not scary just dreadful. America ceding its power to the UN and whatever we get taxed ends up going to poorer nations--and we ca...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Darth Avlectus
11-26-2009, 3:39 AM
#44
That would freak me out at first but not scare me. Then I'd pull out my ultrabright laser and tell him if he valued his eyesight, he'll disable the detonator control. Finding out your best friend just got a sex change....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Darth Avlectus
11-26-2009, 2:47 AM
#42
Not scary. I'd just fire him...literally... Waking up realizing you have just taken over mantle of sexor of moms, and that the title included sexing up that redneck bag lady. Which you already have and are now infected with all the nasty afflicitons...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Darth Avlectus
11-24-2009, 11:18 AM
#37
Not so scary, just boot him in the face every time he tries to come near you. http://waltjr.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/olbermann-and-obama.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Darth Avlectus
11-23-2009, 2:57 PM
#35
That's yet another reason to keep a machete nearby in an obscure yet hidden-in-plain-sight location. Sorry, she failed. Since it's headed in that direction: Being stuck on Gilligan's Island with a very lonely Barney Frank....  [Read More]
Posted in: Start a joke
 Darth Avlectus
11-26-2009, 3:36 AM
#43
With a polisher, silly. What if I were a serial killer and I were stalking your hated neighbor? Would you pay me as a thanks for silencing the whelp?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Darth Avlectus
12-02-2009, 4:45 PM
#621
Good idea, why not? :p Making stupid comments in one of Shem's videos on youtube just so it can end up in the "Seriously, what game did you play" thread of his up in the republic newsfeed @ KOTOR area forum. (BTW, please my people, go h...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Darth Avlectus
11-30-2009, 10:43 PM
#619
Good idea if you like pissing off pervs--though I'm sure the church goers and the ultra conservatives might praise you for that. Selling Mr Anderson's Purple Heart to some guy for $5, while nonchalantly claiming you got shot in the butt....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Darth Avlectus
11-30-2009, 3:34 PM
#617
Good idea...for someone you despise. :dev9: Doing what Gary Lampert recently tried to do and land at the nearest airport instead of an open field when your small experimental aircraft is malfunctioning and on fire while you're flying....  [Read More]
Posted in: You Laugh and You Lose
 Darth Avlectus
11-28-2009, 6:30 PM
#29
I lose again. Lobsters and crabs in Roseanne's panys when she was still hefty....  [Read More]
Posted in: You Laugh and You Lose
 Darth Avlectus
11-26-2009, 3:28 AM
#27
Not funny but that is the most epic Armageddon ready incarnation of Jesus I ever saw. Bleh, I'l do a 2-fer: I've won. And choose not a picture, but a video, cuz I can. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=channel Epic SNL classic...  [Read More]
Posted in: You Laugh and You Lose
 Darth Avlectus
11-25-2009, 10:05 PM
#25
^^^I lose. :lol: http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq319/Admlitofsky/internetseriousbusiness.jpg Okay, maybe not funny, per se... Hey, I always thought *you* had a sense of humor. ========================================== Funny you should accus...  [Read More]
Posted in: You Laugh and You Lose
 Darth Avlectus
11-25-2009, 5:29 PM
#22
^^^^^Swimming in the sky metaphor...mmm, nah didn't get me. And you respond with that picture? Pots and kettles mean anything to you? Of course they do--Why I cook with those. :p ===================== I tried seeing things from your point of view...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Darth Avlectus
12-05-2009, 1:29 PM
#1693
Granted, however we run out of food and it all has the equivalent nutritional value to water...so your wish has killed us all the world over by malnutrition! :fist: I wish there was an equivalent or two by rival companies to nintendo for their smash...  [Read More]
Within this past month I have used KSE 3.3.3 for the first time. I can't believe what I was missing out on!!!! My only gripe is that you cannot grant any of the higher forms to any character as they are associated with events. I tried tricking the m...  [Read More]
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