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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: Answer a statement with a question (QUESTION DA ANSWERS!) xD
  Darth Avlectus
11-05-2009, 3:21 AM
#9
What is a crowbar? (BTW, there is no real wrong answer but the question to the answer was "What is a douche nozzle?") This particular noble gas is particularly expensive, multi spectral, appearing cool white when ionized, and used in tubul...  [Read More]
Posted in: TARP Strikes Back
  Darth Avlectus
11-05-2009, 9:22 PM
#61
Interesting. I have noticed this: "Government will brighten our lives, if only everyone cared enough to make it work." "Capitalism wouldn't be so corrupt if people took responsibility and did the right thing." The one factor in...  [Read More]
Posted in: TARP Strikes Back
  Darth Avlectus
10-29-2009, 8:58 PM
#47
Random side note of some relation: How about banks rejecting baiolout money? http://amateurassetallocator.com/2008/11/04/some-banks-are-rejecting-bailout-money/ http://money.cnn.com/2008/11/03/markets/thebuzz/index.htm?postversion=2008110317 I po...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
10-29-2009, 12:05 AM
#19
^^^My bad. @ TMM: Uhh, no. Just...no... http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=357&pictureid=3168...  [Read More]
Posted in: Start a joke
  Darth Avlectus
11-07-2009, 11:40 PM
#22
You have a fluffy toy that bites back. Who made a butcher shop, killed 27 people and later ate their dead bodies?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Start a joke
  Darth Avlectus
11-05-2009, 8:52 PM
#16
Look what the wind breezed in from the dumpster! What is it called when you have a dead chicken in your muffler?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Prosthetics?
  Darth Avlectus
10-30-2009, 4:25 PM
#10
^^^I second that quote, for the most part. Being a part time swordsman IRL....  [Read More]
Posted in: Prosthetics?
  Darth Avlectus
10-30-2009, 2:41 AM
#8
Maybe during your adventure there is a point in the story where you make a choice which could lead to you injuring a body part/limb. Then you are given an option to have it replaced with a prosthetic or to have it repaired through healing. For the...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
11-08-2009, 3:49 PM
#582
Neutral: I'm not sure how the sudden loss of gravity counterbalance would affect things here on earth. Though I'm always up for a death star. (@ Alk: That's ok, just look her up and tell me then what you think. ;) I mean, you *are* a universal admir...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
11-07-2009, 11:49 PM
#579
Good idea, the attendant might actually have a movie for you. I should know, I just came from one of those places for real, and now to a good night of watching some rubber get burnt in the cold on those frozen tubs of ice cream. Putting jam in your...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
11-05-2009, 9:07 PM
#577
Bad idea: my job is quite different from that. :( Rangiku Matsumoto from Bleach jumping on a trampoline. Wearing normal clothes......  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
10-31-2009, 3:35 AM
#566
Good idea, I've actually had that before. Unfortunately I also added some rockstar...:( The result was not pretty, I'll tell ya that! Paying some dude besides me to run through a Sacramento parking lot in a thong on a hot summer's day. :xp: (Has to...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
10-29-2009, 12:15 AM
#564
Bad idea, what if one of them dies during recording??? Having empty and open beer bottles in the state of Pennsylvania in which you relieve yourself b/c you're going too fast to stop. (Poor Harland Williams! :xp:)...  [Read More]
Posted in: You Laugh and You Lose
  Darth Avlectus
11-05-2009, 8:47 PM
#13
^^^Fail. GTFO. http://staywithdonbosco.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/donkey-2.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
11-09-2009, 9:00 PM
#1674
Granted, it gets harder, unfortunately you gain lots of weight and grow impotent so you can't get "hard". :iceburn: (Don't worry, I'll pay for your liposuction with my spare money made from my YMCA performance! :dev10:) Granted, but you...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
11-05-2009, 9:00 PM
#1671
Granted, a new series season is out and you get just that. Unfortunately Sarah McLachlan's seminar of condescension towards me is aired and you miss the finale which they will never show again so you will have to wait 2 years before it hits DVD. .......  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-31-2009, 3:30 AM
#1669
Granted, hit the refresh button. Unfortunately I laugh at your n00b ish we-todd-ed-ness. :rofl: :dev11: I wish thae sequel song to also annoy Sarah McLachlan....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-31-2009, 3:26 AM
#1667
Granted, unfortunately your newbish skillz as an admin leaves a momentary lapse in your defense grid protecting vBulletin. This proves fatal for the system: it contractys something called the dogiie doom blink182 virus. You have to endure hours of th...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-30-2009, 4:36 PM
#1656
Granted but it's low on power because I already used it all. I wish I knew how GTA came up with his wishes. Not sure if I drop subtle hints or if there is a lot of implicit stuff, but one thing that factors in is a decaying mind on overdrive and y...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-29-2009, 8:33 PM
#1650
Granted: He sits in your woman's lap. :iceburn: I wish the next time I visit the ritzy suburbs with my lawnmower to do maintenance that an object thereby getting caught up and becoming a projectile would launch and hit the window of the bitchy old h...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-29-2009, 12:10 AM
#1638
Granted, but unfortunately the misfortune that unfortunately misfortunes and befalls the wisher and is fraught with the unfortunate wish ruining ends up screwing things over every time. I wish some people didn't have to barge in on me while I prance...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
10-30-2009, 4:41 PM
#804
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: This Or That
  Darth Avlectus
10-31-2009, 3:52 AM
#83
^^^Uhh... Unless there's a double meaning in there, doesn't matter. Right back at'cha there, buddy. For mine...quite simple the book or the hentai? :lol: :naughty: Just Greivous or General Beavis?...  [Read More]
Posted in: This Or That
  Darth Avlectus
10-30-2009, 4:39 PM
#81
Both. Bible Black or Bible Black? :dev9::dev10::dev11::devsmoke::devscare::devburn:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
10-28-2009, 8:40 PM
#2522
'Coz we're too much man for them. How many times?...  [Read More]
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