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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: What's your Wallpaper? (56k ouchies)
  Darth Avlectus
10-26-2009, 10:46 PM
#1238
Won't work so I just show this one's website http://media.photobucket.com/image/tsunade+gets+laid/ChiyoVI/Naruto/Sannin/OrochimarusTsunadeAndJiraiya.jpg?o=6 Tsundae is one spoiled brat. :xp: http://img.youtube.com/vi/3-24eEGfbEI/0.jpg Samus Aran...  [Read More]
Posted in: Answer a statement with a question (QUESTION DA ANSWERS!) xD
  Darth Avlectus
10-26-2009, 5:44 PM
#5
What is February? This term with dual meanings in my usage of it; a) classically a nozzle of a device with a bag counterpart designed for fluid washing the intra, errm, body; b) some piece of garbage in a worth sense or social sense--esp. those who...  [Read More]
Posted in: Answer a statement with a question (QUESTION DA ANSWERS!) xD
  Darth Avlectus
10-24-2009, 12:03 AM
#1
Long before there was jeopardy to make it popular in modern culture, there was the concept of putting out an answer first in the form of a non-question and and finding the question that went with it. In this thread we play this for amusement (a few m...  [Read More]
Posted in: TARP Strikes Back
  Darth Avlectus
10-22-2009, 1:32 AM
#7
I don't mean to derail the thread but I just want to elaborate on Ten96's point. It's not one of Congress' enumerated powers to do any of those things. We are on a slippery slope with the advent of these ruling by Congress. Right now, there are tho...  [Read More]
Posted in: Israel resorts to emotional blackmail?
  Darth Avlectus
10-20-2009, 3:38 AM
#19
I'd normally be more supporting of Israel, but I'm not there so I don't know. I grow tired of them and their stuff. Pakistan. I wish they would knock it the **** off as well and quit hiding amongst their citizens, innocent people, like cowards. I...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
10-23-2009, 2:40 AM
#15
An angry sith utapuan... I see one of those every time I drop a Durf McWoofsky in the toyyylit. That could be pretty scary... Not at this moment I'm typing this. Youtube search: Alvin & The Chipmunks - Dear Penis ...and see the video you get....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
10-19-2009, 11:16 PM
#12
I'm scared that if I took you up on that offer that I'd be arrested for soliciting a minor. :xp: http://www.outhousegraffiti.com/PumpkinBarfing3.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
10-16-2009, 10:17 PM
#8
MY BRETHEREN! ...Oh wait I was supposed to be scared...well I suppose it was a tad creepy now that I look back at it, I was an odd kid afterall... ieAmdixoJ4w...  [Read More]
Posted in: Gamorrians on Taris
  Darth Avlectus
10-04-2009, 7:24 PM
#6
^^^My bad. :dev9: You need one grenade for the rancor. And what grenade would that be? (while you stay in the hallway corridor and shoot) I think ranchors are a little bit more fortified than that. Unless you do it on easy combat difficulty. :roley...  [Read More]
Posted in: Have you got a problem with small hairy things?
  Darth Avlectus
10-04-2009, 1:42 AM
#27
Uh, no, they're midgets. They're bodies were in proportion to their limbs and height as opposed to dwarves, which are out of proportion. Maybe so far as EU is concerned, yes, however go look up the real life names, like the one I mentioned several p...  [Read More]
Posted in: Prosthetics?
  Darth Avlectus
10-27-2009, 2:25 PM
#6
Having a vocabulator in case my voice box is damaged is handy....  [Read More]
Posted in: Favorite Vidya Music
  Darth Avlectus
10-17-2009, 12:32 AM
#38
e2Ma4BvMUwU...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Darth Avlectus
10-06-2009, 8:20 PM
#136
You can take this motha ****ah right here and beat him with a hairdryer and I wouldn't give a buck. You can take Big Stank's Face and slop that biach with monkey turds and I still won't give a ****. But if you......wait a second, YO MIKE! What was I...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-16-2009, 10:03 PM
#1634
Granted but since I don't know much about R.A. Salvatore...the backfire is they hire some other douchebag who turns it into a show about proctology. I wish Polanski doesn't get a stiff sentence for his crime. Granted, unfortunately Polanski gets sh...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-08-2009, 11:35 PM
#1613
Granted, it's called Equestrian Copulation Consortium eve. You become infamous for having the bestiality holiday in your recognition at its founding..........For millenia after you die. It's so epic it chokes out all of the religions in the world. If...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-08-2009, 9:40 PM
#1610
Granted, but now Teletubbies in pink are on teh show and even more agitating. I wish them two hoodlums would stay away from my camper and my toolshed....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-06-2009, 8:08 PM
#1607
Granted, but unfortunately you miss it b/c you got stuck in a ditch while our running errands. And all your recording devices malfunction. :iceburn: I wish people would "deck teh halls wiff barf'd up holly" this christmas....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-06-2009, 4:38 AM
#1603
Granted, but unfortunately now you are. :naughty: (Stay away from missy unless sugar bear ain't around! :xp:) I wish Kenny didn't molest animals on nearly every south park....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-06-2009, 2:18 AM
#1601
Granted, but I'm still a jerk so you find me distasteful. All of you. Granted. But now you have to eat him. :xp: Yeah, and I'm made of manure, too. :dev9: I wish you didn't run over George Soros. :dev9:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
10-28-2009, 4:38 PM
#2520
I dunno, I thought they ate flesh indiscriminantly, but I do suppose Zombies could be picky. Is scabies really scabies anymore once you've gotten rid of it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
10-26-2009, 5:49 PM
#2517
Jackasses. Whose money?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
10-16-2009, 10:10 PM
#2514
You mean Red's foot? You might check Kelso's arse if you haven't already. Who is the square root of 41.66893?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
10-08-2009, 9:11 PM
#2510
Yes he does, in the jedi toolshed. :naughty: Is the customer just a clueless moron or a downright stupid @$$ dumb-****ing idiot? (PAAAAArdon my language. :dev9:)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
10-07-2009, 11:13 AM
#2507
^^^Because you can still think for yourself as you smack the bejesus outta him with a light pole. :devburn: Why did Anakin cross the road and then cross back?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
10-04-2009, 1:57 AM
#2504
It already is, it's called testosterone. So you can teabag your unconscious adversaries. What if you could deck the halls wiff barf'd up holly?...  [Read More]
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