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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: What's your Wallpaper? (56k ouchies)
  Darth Avlectus
08-30-2009, 9:25 PM
#1186
My favorite Naruto Girl. :p http://www.cool-wallpapers.biz/gallery/animes/temari/temari.jpg Sigma, the maverick leader--funny how much like Darth Bane he looks, but funnier still is that he predates any imagery of Bane by almost 10 years! http://up...  [Read More]
Posted in: 2112
  Darth Avlectus
08-31-2009, 1:48 AM
#9
Hmm. You know, I am vaguely familiar with the theme of high priests who rule and/or the sterile "perfect life". Unless I'm missing something... :raise: This is along those lines but different: the very first I've ever seen of inspiration by...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opinions on Democrats and Republicans
  Darth Avlectus
08-27-2009, 4:43 PM
#23
I vote for whoever I think will do the best job, regardless of party affiliation. The party name has about as much meaning for me as it does for Arlen Specter. :rofl: O' the irony! That was pretty good. You made my day. Of course it is, but Meritocr...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opinions on Democrats and Republicans
  Darth Avlectus
08-26-2009, 6:33 AM
#13
I think both parties are hot steaming piles of $%^@. For all their worth, it's really just 2 sides of the same damn coin. Sometimes we all wish at some point we were Vader locking all those scum-sucking weasels in the same room with ourselves...  [Read More]
Posted in: Souls?
  Darth Avlectus
08-29-2009, 8:53 PM
#20
If I do recall, there is some kind of theory that living beings respond greatly to external influence. While this has many flaws, let us not forget this is one thing Nikola Tesla believed in and as a result had invented wireless transmission of energ...  [Read More]
Posted in: Lockerbie Bomber to be released
  Darth Avlectus
09-03-2009, 4:06 PM
#55
True enough. I'm sure the victims' families are none too pleased, if not livid. While mercy is a divine trait, it could be foolish. Especially in the face of these kind of events involving unscrupulous opportunists. "People change, they settle...  [Read More]
Posted in: Lockerbie Bomber to be released
  Darth Avlectus
09-02-2009, 8:56 PM
#50
What I don't understand is how in any way this will prove to benefit anyone in this supposed war on terrorists. Terrorists are made every day through starvation and mistreatment, hell this will probably provoke some Scots to do a little devilish busi...  [Read More]
Posted in: Lockerbie Bomber to be released
  Darth Avlectus
08-27-2009, 3:17 PM
#43
The whole thing has been absurd - I was expecting a meeting of the Parliaments, or for the Minister to be dragged before a Committee within a day or two, yet only now after nearly a week does the government start to stir... Uh-oh... Welcome to how i...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
08-31-2009, 4:04 PM
#518
Bad Idea: its effectiveness diminishes as you fry more and more of your system. Crashing is inevitable be it from body nutrient depletion, or absolute meltdown. Especially if you're driving: I tried to get soda to keep me awake when it was 2am and I...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
08-30-2009, 8:34 PM
#516
Excellent Idea, so long as you don't get caught! Literally "Burning" a CD....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
08-29-2009, 3:39 AM
#513
Excellent idea. Their gigantic boobs will get in their way of doing any real damage to you. :naughty: Wheee-heew! Canadian bacon and chicken sammichez anyone? :dev11: Dropping inflated balloons in a bunny cage....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
08-25-2009, 8:41 PM
#502
Excellent idea, what a headrush. Farting in the general direction of your ex....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
08-25-2009, 8:34 PM
#500
Excellent idea, you've been volunteered. :D Lobbing a beer can mortar at a PETA building....  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
09-01-2009, 9:41 PM
#189
I'd deck whoever it was whispering in my ear as I slept. Or toss a boot. Or take that kind of personal intrusion as consent for something really :naughty:. What if Cheech and Chong did one more tour together?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
08-29-2009, 3:47 AM
#187
I'd probably whip out my exploding doodie grenade and make a break for the nearest window. It's just S.O.P. for me. What if real life applied to SMB and how many times the princesses have been kidnapped?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
08-25-2009, 8:40 PM
#185
I'd congratulate you and tell you you're on your way to becoming a street fighter for Capcom. What if Lob Dobbs wanted an interview with you?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
08-25-2009, 8:36 PM
#183
I'd would just as well take over the world b/c that would take about the same amount of time to do it myself. :dev9: What if Donkey Kong was in your bath tub?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
08-25-2009, 8:28 PM
#181
I'd drain every supernatural pest from your home for half their price. Who you gonna call????!!!! THEEEEEE AAAAALLLLLMMMMMMIIIIIIGHTY BUUUUNGHOOOLIOOOOO! http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cornholio.jpg Beavis! (He *IS* Cornholio.) ==...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
08-25-2009, 7:37 PM
#173
Then TMM would take up the mantle of LF jerk. :xp: What if pruning jobs included pruning the house by felling a tree?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
08-29-2009, 8:04 PM
#789
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
08-29-2009, 3:43 AM
#2377
Because some people just can't help but to give you a purple nurple while ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg) Why is it Beavis gets *so* pissed off when you call him a buttknockering buttknocker?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
08-25-2009, 8:44 PM
#2372
I'd hold Konoko form Oni hostage until you gave me $1000 and a trebuchet tank! Nerf gun, Nerf herder, or NARF!?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
08-25-2009, 8:38 PM
#2370
B/c You were busy with someone's stepmamma. :dev9: If Jeff and Lynnie go to a party and Bob went to eat pizza, who is left?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
08-25-2009, 8:32 PM
#2367
^^^Ads. Rhymes with Nads. Why is MacVicar dead?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
08-25-2009, 7:41 PM
#2357
Because lingerie, toast, fine cuisine, and kissing of a sort are all its byproducts. What time is it if the monkey army is sleeping and you have a whuppin' stick?...  [Read More]
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