Depends:if your a sith you get a chance to kill him:if your a jedi youll probably tie his shoelace for him and get killed.
Happy slapping your teacher.
Excellent Idea if she is hot. Horrible idea if she is not...or it's a dude.
Pouring burning wax on the bandits around the neighborhood trying to steal everyone else's stuff.
Good idea, provided you're a masked vigilante.
A Rush tribute band called Snow Dog
Well, as long as Cuba Gooding Jr. ain't the frontman......
Forgetting where and when you parked your Tardis and remembering you left the tracking beacon on the control panel.
Bad idea, unless it's locked.
A Trock (Time Lord Rock) band called William to Matt.
Depends....on how good it is....
Ban banning.
Bad idea: Do you really want all those trolls and stalkers to continue to be allowed on here at LF? Do you know how many unfortunate stalkers would get their hide handed to them?
*Pictures Jae Onasi IRL thwarting her would be stalker and the look on the sap's face as he looks at all his teeth on the floor while she goes in for a final crushing solar-plexus shot that floors him*
Giving Beavis any kind of caffeine when you have TP and desire a god like phenomena to occur.
Bad idea. Do I really need to explain why?
Trying to rob a redneck. (we shoot back:xp:)
Good if you have an armored car and you loot the body afterwards. :xp:
Challenging Darth Bane.
Good idea, if you win, you prevent Darth Sidious from destroying the Republic.
Using gurgly noising and collapsing on the floor as a pickup line.
Bad idea, no girl wants a freak of nature.
Mocking someone doing community service.
Bad Idea, he'll shove that community service trash stick up your arse.
Resurrecting Abraham Lincoln and giving him to Obama as a present.
Good idea. Irony is hilarious.
The surviving Beatles doing a comeback and recording new material.
Bad idea, what if one of them dies during recording???
Having empty and open beer bottles in the state of Pennsylvania in which you relieve yourself b/c you're going too fast to stop. (Poor Harland Williams! :xp:)
Good idea. Getting shooed by a cop is better than wetting yourself.
Mixing Powerade and Vodka (ie, Sonic Screwdriver)
Good idea, I've actually had that before. Unfortunately I also added some rockstar...:(
The result was not pretty, I'll tell ya that!
Paying some dude besides me to run through a Sacramento parking lot in a thong on a hot summer's day. :xp: (Has to wear pink!)
Good idea, parking lots can get pretty boring.
A superhero called Pain-Man.
Good idea. Pain will teach them bad guys a lesson.
A supervillain called Mr. Fancy.
Bad idea, seems a bit anti-intellectual.
An action hero who prefers to outsmart his enemies rather than outgun them.
^Neutral. If out-thinking them leads to a "peaceful" resolution, ain't much of an action concept. Wed both ideas and maybe you're on to something.
Spending more money when you're effectively broke and saddled with too much debt.
Bad idea. How do you think America got how it is?
A modern American Revolution.
Good......if it returns us back to our roots and NOT toward an open ended reinterpretation of The Constitution based on Progressive principles.
Only one term for Obama.
Best idea ever!!! :xp:
Politician Hunting Season.
I could get behind that. :devsmoke:
A "meat vat" that could make sure you never went hungry for the rest of your life.
Perfect. Does it have venison? :D
A bounty on all corrupt politicians/lawyers.
Good idea, bounty hunters and vigilantes aren't as tied down by paperwork.
At work, printing a fake resume with someone else's name on it whenever the boss walks by the printer.
Bad idea: my job is quite different from that. :(
Rangiku Matsumoto from Bleach jumping on a trampoline. Wearing normal clothes...
Neutral. I'm unfamiliar with the show.
Walking into a lingerie store and asking about winter tires for your fridge.
Good idea, the attendant might actually have a movie for you. I should know, I just came from one of those places for real, and now to a good night of watching some rubber get burnt in the cold on those frozen tubs of ice cream.
Putting jam in your pocket watch like on Alice in wonderland.
Bad idea. Things get clogged.
Using Jam to jam a radar a la Spaceballs.
Good idea. Unless they have a peanut butter shield.
Building your own Death Star and using it to destroy Mars.
Neutral: I'm not sure how the sudden loss of gravity counterbalance would affect things here on earth. Though I'm always up for a death star.
(@ Alk: That's ok, just look her up and tell me then what you think. ;) I mean, you *are* a universal admirer of human beauty afterall. Right? :naughty:)
Putting Alkonium on the trampoline with Rangiku Matsumoto and including Naruto in the mix. :dev9:
Bad Idea, I hate Naruto.
Surgically grafting a second heart into your vascular system.
good idea, no such thing as too much redundancy.
Making a game that doubles as a psychological test. (Fantasy game anybody?)
Bad idea, everyone will say you're a freaky fetishist.
Making a full-contact sport that doubles as a psychological test and moonlights as a jazz bassist.
Bad idea, again the freaky fetishist stuff will crop up.
Making everybody print RPG stats out on their Resumes/CV's.
Bad idea......unless you enjoy poorly written fiction.
Making interviewees pay a bribe to get hired.
good idea, I either want more or less corruption. :D
Making University Profs defend themselves from getting fired on a yearly basis.
Good idea, keeps them in intellectual shape.
Creating a National Calvinball League.
Bad idea, every pervert named Calvin will attend games and expect... you know.
Playing tackle tag on the moon.
Good idea, less gravity + spacesuit = less getting hurt.
Switching every screwdriver (drink) with a screwdriver (tool) and vice versa.
Bad idea. My work's hard enough without liqour on my tools. :carms:
No more Doctor Who.
Bad idea. Then all the horrible fan productions would fill the void.
A Motorised Crowbar.
Bad idea. How will I show off my epic strength if its motorized?
Shaving your head and wearing a purple skull cap.
Bad, don't you know that purple skull caps are of the devil?
Dumping a glass of water on a cat and running away.
Good idea. The cat will probably run in the opposite direction anyway. =_=
Throwing a stinkbomb at the annoying neighbors chimney.
Bad idea. It will probably end up falling on their sliding glass doors.
Getting on top of their roof and dropping a stinkbomb down the annoying neighbors chimney while they are on vacation away from home.
Good idea. Then they won't suspect you.
An Everything's Ok Alarm, which goes off whenever everything's ok.
Good idea, it'd be so much easier to tell if she's actually not mad.
Adding 'f' to the beginning of all words starting with 'un' (ie. unconscious -> funconscious, undead -> fundead).
Neutral: I can't think of it right now, but when it's by Hal, you can never besure of the drawbacks.
Derailing a train full of rough and buff crewman and then annihilating every one of them one by one with machine guns as they hop out to try to kill you.