Granted. But it's out of your price range.

I wish I could get rid of my writer's block.

Granted. But now you have the writing style of Dr. Seuss.

I wish I had some chicken and dumpling soup.

Granted. But it's gone bad and you eat it anyway.

I wish I could come up with a good rp.

Granted. But you choke on a chicken bone and die. D:

I wish Yoda was real.

Granted, but he thinks you are a Sith Lord.

I wish I had a green lightsaber.

Granted, but it's on, and the blade is going through your face.

I wish I put the lightsabre in Te Melanin Man o' War's face. =D

Granted, but you are so unused to the heft that while practicing, you accidentally lop off some "important" parts. Whatever that means--I'm reading from a teleprompter. :dev9:

I wish all those VG women were ugly so you nerds would actually go out and get yourself some instead of pretending that inflatable doll is whoever and doing whatever it is you do.....

Granted, but expect a lawsuit from the Society of Inflatable Companions et al.

I wish 7 enchanted squirrels could help me start a religion based on the outrageous princples of brotherhood and compassion...

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Granted. But they decide that you must be sacrificed in order to ensure a good harvest.

I wish I could make expert HTML documents.

Granted, but now your C++ sucks, and if you don't know it yet then it is destined to suck.

I wish Darkstalkers would have another anime installment.

Granted, and its awesome, but you are never able to see it.

I wish I had my own modding laptop (Windows XP).

Granted, but the system is in Swahili and you can't get a refund.

I wish the sun were red.

Granted, but now the spectral basis of our entire planet is suddenly messed up...and YOU get the blame. :p

I wish Dr Wily were real so I could show the world how you really beat the crap out of deranged doctors with aspirations to world domination.

Granted, but now you are the bad guy in the Mega Man series and it has gone out of production. ba bye...

I wish I had $4 billion AFTER taxes.

Granted, but it's after taxes because you're the last person in the world and there's no one to collect it.

I wish it were possible to live on the moon.

Granted, but shortly after you move to the moon you are killed in a meteor strike.

I wish this game weren't so evil sometimes. :p (naw....I kid. I kid..)

Granted. Now it just sucks and you are the new jackass of LF.
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I wish all the jackasses of LF who post here would purge my name from being the last to post on several games/threads...If only for another round.....

Granted, but those newly revived games suck. And they're now the only ones being played.

I wish duelling were still a viable method of conflict resolution.

Granted, but we will only duel with pellet guns. MUHAHAHAHAhaha! Death by B-B's.

Hmmm, that would take all damn day....wouldn't it? :raise:



I wish someone would really invent a real lightsaber, and with any color that you could change at your convience.

Granted, unfortunately you try to do those fancy moves and wind up taking off all your limbs in one go...and the last color the blade changes to as it falls to the floor is Pink. And it stays activated so people can make fun of you for taking your limbs off with a pink lightsaber. :rofl:

I wish Tom Anderson had his own TV show.

Granted, but all of the characters in that TV show would speak in a foreign language that you would never understand, and you would get crappy Tv reception too. :dev10: MuHawhawhaw.



I wish GTA would finally pick a damn avatar and stick with it. :xp:

(I kid, I kid...well maybe.) :D

Granted, he steals your avvie and you get banned for life. :|

I wish I had a better PC.

Granted, your computer is like Star Trek's computer, but you dissappear forever in the holo-deck that is controlled by the ST computer. And you also end up doing the same holo-story, over, and over, and over, and over, and...............


I wish I had a Starship, to bodly go - where no man has gone before.

(I think I just set myself up again, didn't I)

Granted. Now you arrive and are stranded in the red light castro district of another humanoid inhabited planet's San FranFreako CA area in the night hours on the weekend. :iceburn:

I wish some people hadn't made a deal with me (I am the :dev11:), b/c there are so many worthless souls.

Granted. Unfortunately those souls actually had value and now your stuck for eternity with all the souls you didn't want. Smooth. :rolleyes:

I wish we would stop playing this game for at least a week.

Granted. Unfortunately those souls actually had value and now your stuck for eternity with all the souls you didn't want. Smooth. :rolleyes:

I wish we would stop playing this game for at least a week.

Granted, you and me stop playing, but due to short memory and boredom you end up playing again b/c that doesn't stop others from posting and making it interesting. :roleyess:

I wish capcom would quit milking the megaman franchise for everything it's worth and give it a decent storyline for once to finally give it the dignified death it deserves.

Partially granted. They just quit milking it period and give a press release blaming you for not bringing the series to a satisfying conclusion.

I wish Donkey would kick Shrek so hard that he'd land on the Moon.

Granted, but unfortunately you are given the dubious honor to retrieve the green guy. :wave:

I wish ICP would make a board game based around all the popular anime chicks and butt problems.

Granted. However, the chicks become real and give you butt problems. :dev9:

I wish Trident marketed the Crystal Frost flavor again (in the 18 piece pack).

Granted. Unfortunately in this economy, they needed a cheap polymer base for the texture and thickness and dog crap was the closest substitute they had for cheap--and you contracted to not only be the testor, but the recipient of 1,000 packages of it. (Good luck!)

I wish you wouldn't slam Keith Olbermann's head in a car door. :xp:

Granted, now I drive a tank back and forth over his head. :devsmoke:

I wish GTA would stop breathing on everyone after eating all that dog crap that. Remember the golden rule of chewing (afterall, I did you the favor of suncontracting that Trident tester gig to you :D ).....do it with your mouth closed.

Granted, unfortunately you soon follow and now Alkonium and Te Mirdala are admonishing you of the same.

I wish Freddy Kruger would quit haunting the dreams of al franken.

Granted. Now al franken haunts your dreams. Trying to make Red jealous? :naughty: :xp:

I wish money were blue instead of green.

Granted, but the color change cuts the value of all currency in half. and the world economy collapses. They blame you.

I wish I had a deece.

Granted, however you also inherit a bear's skull full of brains which spill out on your floor. You won't get the stain out nor get rid of the smell for a very long time.


I wish butt head didn't ruin christmas.

Granted, now beavis did.

I wish they didn't kill Kenny in (almost)* every episode of South Park.

*at least they have in just about every one I've seen.

Granted, unfortunately Kenny now molests animals in almost every episode of south park.

I wish Hack Benjamin would go into the US senate building during one of their sessions and go darth vader on all the scumbag politicians, then the bill for the mess gets sent to tom cruise.

Granted.....unfortunately a bunch of scumbags are elected in their place and Tom Cruise commisions Hack to clean house.......on YOUR dime. Don't **** w/Hack's $$!

I wish the US discovered an asteroid w/$US200 trillion worth of precious metals and America enjoyed a new age of prosperity......AFTER the dems have lost control of the govt.

Granted, but unfotunately they also bring an uncurable disease with it that causes warts the size and shape of penises to grow everywhere on human flesh. What's worse is that also the world goes into a war over the valuable metals of the stone. The republicans get blamed for yet another fiasco, and most the population is dead while the rest are impoverished and warring over which garbage can they're going to eat from. Ultimately you get saddled with the bill.

I wish Mr BuzzCut was around to enforce laws while Mr McVicker was still real but not a principal.

Granted, but now they focus all their attentions exclusively on you.

I wish there were 40 hours in a day and 12 days in a week.


*Ultimately you get saddled with the bill.
Fortunately, everyone else is too sick or dead to collect the debt. :D

Granted, unfortunately work week is extended and human stamina is not. People go insane and get sick from overwork. You are blamed.

Fortunately, everyone else is too sick or dead to collect the debt.

Unfortunately you get sick as well. So your victory is short lived. And you also contract scabies.

THE PHANTOM EDIT:
I wish rock quarries had diamonds in them.

I wish GTA:SWcity made a wish. xD

Granted: I made a wish via phantom edit and now you look bad, also unfortunately enterprise ends up having an asteroid crash into it...an asteroid made entirely of monkey doodey.

I wish totenkopf would quit picking on me and let me live down hitting on Alkie's old av of a chick. :xp:

Granted, but now noone pays any attention to you anymore to the point that you go off and commit suicide by drowning in a vat of monkey doodie after contracting aids from one of your former monkey army members. :devburn:

I wish vending machines paid us to select an idea from within their inventory.

MMM, dat ass. Granted, unfortunately Al Franken goes broke because of it. So the hermaphrodite monkey who gave me that AIDS infected ass of his/hers selects the idea where you drink kerosene and $*** your intestines all over your new car's insides. Just as you are about to do that, Al Franken ends up crashing his vehicle into your vehicle in just such a way that your door flies open and the news media gets every last bit of you turning inside out in your last moments of life. :iceburn: :devburn:

I wish officer Harry Cox wasn't as useless as t**s on a ****in' bull.

Granted, but he switched sides and killed you....

I wish gingerbread men were real

Granted, but he smells so delicious you can't resist eating him.

I wish I was an actual Jedi.

Granted but your apprentice turns to the dark side once surpassing you and kills you.

What if there was no Darth Bane?

Wrong thread, so it doesn't count.

I wish GTA:SWcity was a cookie.

Granted. But now you have to eat him. :xp:

I wish we were nicer people.......I kid, I kid!