Halloween is coming up, so I got the idea for this game. Basically, post anything scary that doesn't break forum rules (words, pictures, video), and the next person says how scared they were or something, and posts something else scary, and so on and so forth.
And to start:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0et-XtpByVU)
Hey, poster below me.
You're adopted.
Doent scare me because i'm not real.....yet.....
Hello reader,
What you are about to read may appaule you,
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.......... (only read ifyou are not scared ***tless of scary things)
Alkonium is you father!
Scary...isnt it?
Not particularly terrifying as you can tell it's just some zany advertisement. This, however...
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You mean you want to compile a Horror thread in the forum of Eternal Sunshine. Yes, I am in accordance.
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I've had a fear of artificial female voices since Portal. This just made it worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX4MdXF3OWI)
MY BRETHEREN! ...Oh wait I was supposed to be scared...well I suppose it was a tad creepy now that I look back at it, I was an odd kid afterall...
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^Man, that's one "civilised" rat. :p
:indif: Not scary.
Try this out!
*kisses below poster on the cheek*
Goodnight sunshine.
:xp:
I'm scared that if I took you up on that offer that I'd be arrested for soliciting a minor. :xp:
http://www.outhousegraffiti.com/PumpkinBarfing3.jpg)
An angry sith utapuan... I see one of those every time I drop a Durf McWoofsky in the toyyylit. That could be pretty scary... Not at this moment I'm typing this.
Youtube search:
Alvin & The Chipmunks - Dear Penis
...and see the video you get... O_o (or even just rodney carrington's original)
As if that wasn't enough... looking up Blink 182's song "I wanna **** a dog"... O . O
That's kinda creepy.
I am your father!
An angry sith utapuan... I see one of those every time I drop a Durf McWoofsky in the toyyylit. That could be pretty scary... Not at this moment I'm typing this.
Actually, I think that's a Vong. ;)
The Easter bunny gets mad from filling on for Santa?:xp:
How about this:
I am under your bed!
*Looks under bed* Ah. Comfy under there with all the tools, weapons, dirty clothes and linen? (---and god knows what else! :dev9:)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AJbjLfOMMSQ/SKxHms-HIAI/AAAAAAAABTc/xRS55eI99ZM/s400/fat-bastard-michael-moore-s.jpg)
I think you've gotten closest to at least grossing most of the thread out. :p Esp w/Moore.
Are you saying that you don't want to see Moore?
Scary, neither of the two posts above by two of the biggest fellow jackasses I know on LF have any content on them after my rodent porn incident. I am... full of... EPIC win!
Dunno why sugar bear got so bent outta shape for losing his quickie chickie--here's another one just like her:
http://www.weird-websites.info/Ugly-People/images/fat-ugly-girl-non-nude-pictures.jpg:naughty):
^took my advice from explain pic thread
if this were your mom or cellmate
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w50/nippiemetal/Scary.jpg)
As my mother, yes if only that I could not believe I came out of something like that...I'd expect something like that as a cellmate. However, while Brucie may have been big, buff, strong and fast Niko could still kick his ass. That thing doesn't really scare me. Enough with the prison jokes because we all know who Roman Polanski is gonna be paired up with.
http://kate.zed1.net/blog/wp-content/images/ugly3_01.jpg)
Put that head on the above body. :barf: Would serve Roman right. :devsmoke:
Waking up and finding you just married Hilary Clinton and she was horny as hell for you.
http://www.lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=434&pictureid=4139)
I can't believe you friggin' went there. :raise: Bad dreams all night now.
Better yet:
You wake up and find that you just married Nancy Pelosi, and not only is she very horny, she is a dominatrix from hell. And she looks at you and says to you: "Let's seeeeee where shall I insert this."
That's yet another reason to keep a machete nearby in an obscure yet hidden-in-plain-sight location. Sorry, she failed.
Since it's headed in that direction: Being stuck on Gilligan's Island with a very lonely Barney Frank.
Not so scary. He's so friggin fat you might be able to convince the local cannibals to eat him first.
Being stuck in a 6X6 cell w/same horny sob.
Not so scary, just boot him in the face every time he tries to come near you.
http://waltjr.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/olbermann-and-obama.jpg)
^^^^
Hmmmm....."The communist kiss of death.".....I've seen that before, FREAKY! But not scary, sorry.
My turn!
You wake up one morning, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping. And you turn on the TV, but before you is Obama smiling with his s**t eating grin; on every freakin' channel. He says: "Good morning comrades, today is the day of your lives. We shall celebrate today my permanent leadership of this poor captialist country, and I shall lead you out of your misery comrades. DAH! It is good nooo, you shall see. Oh....and comrades, be sure that you report to your local health center for inspection (cavity searches) and the peoples school for the beginning of your re-education. That is all for now comrades. "
^Wouldn't scare me. I'd just stockpile ammo and wait it out.
Waking up to find Joe Biden next to you. And he wants to talk about feelings.
Hmmm... do you mean physically or verbal? :raise: If you mean verbal, than I would introduce him to Opera. The other, a baseball bat.
Btw, could be shocking but not scary, sorry.
Bill Clinton is now your Proctologist. And he carries with him very large cigars into his small, dark, cramp, waiting rooms for patients.
Might bother me...................if I were female. He'd likely only be taking on women as patients anyway, so I'd just get a new doctor.
Finding out your chief advisor and negotiater was Jimmy Carter.
Not scary. I'd just fire him...literally...
Waking up realizing you have just taken over mantle of sexor of moms, and that the title included sexing up that redneck bag lady. Which you already have and are now infected with all the nasty afflicitons and whatnot.
Damn......guess that'd make me you. *shudders* :dev9:
Finding out your best friend was about to detonate a car bomb outside your house if you moved out of his line of sight or tried to call for help.
(actually, this game is a bit difficult b/c I don't think most of us are really coming up w/"terrifying" things so much as repugnant ones or things that makes us go..."meh, no biggie)
That would freak me out at first but not scare me. Then I'd pull out my ultrabright laser and tell him if he valued his eyesight, he'll disable the detonator control.
Finding out your best friend just got a sex change.
I'm pretty accepting of stuff.
Finding out you got a sex change while drunk.
^I'd have it changed back. :giveup:
You are strapped into a torture chair, and forced to sit in on a lecture by Joe Biden.
That really would be torture, but not scary. I would just borrow GTA's "ultrabright laser" and give him unwanted cataract surgery.
(actually, this game is a bit difficult b/c I don't think most of us are really coming up w/"terrifying" things so much as repugnant ones or things that makes us go..."meh, no biggie)
(yeah your right, hell...I thought this would be easier than the joke game; but I think this starting to turn into a joke game as well....hmmm, irony.)
You are a turkey or chicken about to be beheaded for Thanksgiving after they've plucked every feather off your a$$.
Meh.....if you're poultry.....you're too damn stupid to be that aware in the first place. :p
Having to come up with something truly terrifying in this thread under pain of death.
I'm scared.
Finding the Clinton's nude in your bed
Shocking! But not scared. Hmmm, I'd take pictures to sell to the media too. :thmbup1:
There is no more Star Wars media, toys, etc. It has all been banned from this civilization forever.
:eek:(Damnit! Now I just friggin' scared myself!)