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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: Obama and his teleprompter
  Darth Avlectus
02-02-2010, 10:00 PM
#58
Before I start getting idiots bashing on me, Pot. Kettle. Black. I'm not pro-Obama. Every politician to me is a crook and a liar. However, he was the lesser of the two evils in my opinion. Ok, so perhaps you feel you're just left leaning. (as the...  [Read More]
Posted in: Obama and his teleprompter
  Darth Avlectus
01-29-2010, 4:40 PM
#46
I watch C-Span when I want to see what is really going on in the senate and in congress. It shows things live as the are happening. No slant. I can only stomach so much, though. Problem is without some taking kind of position, it is merely a stateme...  [Read More]
Posted in: Obama and his teleprompter
  Darth Avlectus
01-28-2010, 7:15 PM
#20
I'm not saying he's above criticism, but people have really hounded him for every little thing, and when Bush made mistakes people just shrugged it all. No, I'm pretty sure just as many people capped on bush for being either disingenuous and/or dumb....  [Read More]
Posted in: Obama and his teleprompter
  Darth Avlectus
01-28-2010, 6:10 PM
#16
Seriously you guys, you need to lay off Obama. Every president makes stupid mistakes, bush especially In freedom of speech, provided it isn't slanderous, you can pretty much say what you want. Besides I bash *every* president, republican or democr...  [Read More]
Posted in: Spiritual possession and daemonology
  Darth Avlectus
01-19-2010, 8:00 AM
#35
I'm not so sure such a control by a disembodied entity is...feasible. Even if we do, to an extent act based upon forces external to us ans Nikola Tesla once theorized. Still, astral projection or somesuch is being studied more and more as well as br...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-29-2010, 12:07 AM
#118
Let's see...Leatherface, pin head, chuckie and his bride, wolf man, dracula, various other lycans and vampires form the past 7,000 years, and even satan himself are on my past victims list, taking the two of them on at the same time after trashing fr...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-28-2010, 7:57 PM
#113
No surprise there. *ignites my silver lightsaber* "Your words shall crawl through my skull no more, old woman!" After getting out of the shower you find this in your room when you're supposed to live alone: http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-28-2010, 11:49 AM
#110
Not scary, just someone got their kids a little into preparation for the zombie apocalypse. Waking up to find out that your apartment had been foreclosed upon, it's time for the bank to seize the property and you had no warning....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-21-2010, 9:49 PM
#101
Not a problem b/c it's not as disgusting as certain figments of my imagination...and the cops never think as funny as I do either. Pulp fiction 2 happening in your grandma's house......  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-20-2010, 4:05 PM
#96
Nah, I mean afterall, just call superballs to the rescue. Waking up to find this all over your bed:http://www.practical-jokes-and-pranks.com/images/gags_fun/dog_poo_250.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-15-2010, 5:41 PM
#88
^^^Unsure actually. You got a darn purdy voice, though. (Watch out I hear they have a tendency to get all touchy feely. :xp:) A mugen built from Gmod...and it has backgrounds of nude pictures...of YOU....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 6:34 PM
#84
Time to unleash Bane's darkside protection. Anyone touching it wil age thousands of years in seconds and crumble. The ones smart enough to avoid it get their butt-licking heads blown off by my shotguns. A porno film called Barbie's horse adventure-...  [Read More]
Posted in: Where to buy KotOR?
  Darth Avlectus
01-19-2010, 2:31 AM
#31
I dunno if this was mentioned already: You can purchase it on Steam. http://store.steampowered.com/ Hope you got the credit for it. http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/150343/smiley_smug.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-24-2010, 3:32 PM
#676
Good idea, esp if you add laxative and give it to someone you don't like--inconspicuously of course. Hiring former principal McVicker at burger world....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-24-2010, 3:21 PM
#674
Good Idea until you meet "that one St. Peter dude". Leaving a bag of cand out for Beavis' access at your party....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-22-2010, 9:01 PM
#670
Well, you didn't say microwave...considering the heat up causes it to react...good idea if it's strategically placed and timed. :D Getting lost out in the boonies where that old janitor farmer guy is at....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-21-2010, 9:53 PM
#668
Bad idea, you can't really save anything, though it might prevent people from embarrasing themselves... Investing in a piece of equpiment made by Chicago Electric for a super heavy duty job instead of a normal around-the-house chore......  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-20-2010, 4:12 PM
#666
^^^Good if it actually is a visit...bad if it's B&E. @Alkonium No Well, it's your safety... 9v Does it fit in a chamber of firearm weapon of your choice? (Apparently Walther PP9) Don't care Then you can't blame anyone but yourself since you've n...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-17-2010, 5:25 AM
#663
Depends: Observed firearm/ballistic projectile safety precautions? What type/size? Intended target/outcome? Manner in which the batteries are projected (Typical gun=bad, slingshot or other=good...maybe) Are you a mad scientist/evil genius? :dev11: T...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-15-2010, 5:57 PM
#661
Interesting. Profitable, maybe. Getting rid of those "problematic" hairs using honey, butter knife, pliers and lint rollers....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
01-27-2010, 10:01 PM
#1716
Granted and it ends up being the worst premiere of the show you ever saw--like so bad it is an insult to the concept of Dr. Who as an entire entity. I wish there was some universal GMOD release that made both old and new mod releases work....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-16-2010, 9:16 PM
#2546
Tom Anderson's toolshed but therein lies another problem as I know that I personally wouldn't go in there after who'se been occupying it. Not without sterilizing equipment anyhow. Something that noone in their right mind, and few people in their wro...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-15-2010, 6:04 PM
#2543
Over time, yes. I learned the first one on the get-go with a failed attempt at creeping you out. The other...well, it takes a certain kind of person to tolerate my obnoxiousnes and for one reason or another I've been put into the "slightly mad&q...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-15-2010, 5:45 PM
#2541
Neither. What is monkeyspank divided by 121.48?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 4:24 PM
#2537
He would hate for his bungholio to get polio. Where is cornholio from?...  [Read More]
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