Granted, but I'm still a jerk so you find me distasteful. All of you.

Granted. But now you have to eat him. :xp: Yeah, and I'm made of manure, too. :dev9:

I wish you didn't run over George Soros. :dev9:

Granted. I backed up and even hit him again......right before I *ahem* accidentally *ahem* ran over you. Maybe you shouldn't have been so close when you were taunting him.

I wish hentai weren't so perverted.

Granted, but unfortunately now you are. :naughty: (Stay away from missy unless sugar bear ain't around! :xp:)

I wish Kenny didn't molest animals on nearly every south park.

Granted, but now your 2D self becomes part of South Park and Kenny constantly molests you. :devsmoke:

I wish the 3 Stooges ran the US govt (couldn't be worse than what we've got now. ;) ).

Granted, but there worse than wat youve got now!


I wish to not have every wish in the world

Granted, but now you have no ambition, or will to do anything.

I wish for the next Doctor Who special to air this Saturday.

Granted, but unfortunately you miss it b/c you got stuck in a ditch while our running errands. And all your recording devices malfunction. :iceburn:

I wish people would "deck teh halls wiff barf'd up holly" this christmas.

(I don't live in the UK, and I'd find ways around that)
Granted, but they also deck you with it.

I wish for photos of the new TARDIS interior.

Granted......but they are only available in Braille and invisible.

I wish the doctor would finally exterminate, exTERminATE, EXTERMINATE the Daleks.

Granted, but now Teletubbies in pink are on teh show and even more agitating.


I wish them two hoodlums would stay away from my camper and my toolshed.

Granted, but now they hover over you 24-7. Watch your "back" dude. :devsmoke:

I wish Barney wouldn't eat up the Teletubbies. It scares the children. :D

Granted, but now children's Halloween programming is much more boring.

I wish there was a second Halloween that was a celebration of me. o_Q

Granted, it's called Equestrian Copulation Consortium eve. You become infamous for having the bestiality holiday in your recognition at its founding..........For millenia after you die. It's so epic it chokes out all of the religions in the world. If you'll excuse me I have to go find a barn and a horse...I mean whore now.

I wish boobie grabbing at random wasn't illegal.

Granted, but they still punch and slap you for it.

I wish for more disturbing ads on TV.

Granted, but they're ads that your friends made to get girls to go out with you.


I wish I set my alarm clock so I didn't miss my shift at work and have to go there after class to make up for it. =/

Granted, but now you sleep through that alarm and have to work after class anyway, a 2x shift no less w/your boss breathing down your neck.

I wish Polanski doesn't get a stiff sentence for his crime.

I wish for GTA to quit posting obscene wishes....and I'll get that wish.

Granted, But then everyone else starts doing it....


I wish that Jae had actually played the game properly and not just asking for a wish without granting the person above hers wish cause it is just boring if she doesnt play the game properly and (blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.......Fifteen sentences later) and that is why i want this wish...HUMBUG!

Granted. But then Jae justs locks this thread for your sheer affrontery and you get blamed for being too pushy.

I wish Wookies ruled Scotland.

I thought they already did... :confused:

I wish I had a nanosuit.

Granted, but the so-called "Wookies of Scotland" come and crush you.....

I wish that Wookies were real and really liked the Scottish population and hated the English.

Granted, but Scotsman Ian McDiarmid defects to the English after morphing into Darth Sidious and conquers the Wookies of Scotland, thus bringing Scotland back under the boot of mad Englishmen.

I wish Vader hadn't been "ruined" bt the NT.

Granted, the OT sucks so much that the PT fixed him.

I wish I had a space laser.

Granted, but unfortunately you had an "aiming accident" and will be sterile for life.

I wish George Lucas were a better dialog writer.

Granted, Anakin is no longer a whining adolescent. :p

I wish I could make a better wish than the wish 27 posts above me. :xp:

Granted, but you post it in the wrong thread and are mercilessly abused by the rest of us before you get temp banned.

I wish this thread wouldn't end after this post.

Granted, I wish somebody would have wished I would put a wished wish in this thread, wishing so that the which wish it ever was wished would become granted, so please wish that wish.

Granted, but now the game must continue. :swear:

I wish Quanon would make a wish.

Granted, but it isn't.

I wish for a role on Doctor Who.

Granted, but you're credited as "Nazi-Lovin' Ted as himself". Followed by your phone number and address. And the 'z' is actually a swastika.

I wish I had the lead role in a Nazi-hunting children's show.

Granted, but your the Nazi being hunted. Ted can't help you now that he's been "outed".

I wish Timothy Zahn would write another SW novel. His Thrawn trilogy was one of the better (if not best) SW books out there.

Granted, he co-writes a novel with Karen Traviss. Who knows who she'll kill off this time.

I wish that the characters that Karen Traviss killed come to life and have their revenge...

Granted, they're all back as zombies in Deathtroopers.

I wish for R.A. Salvatore to write for Doctor Who.

Granted but since I don't know much about R.A. Salvatore...the backfire is they hire some other douchebag who turns it into a show about proctology.

I wish Polanski doesn't get a stiff sentence for his crime. Granted, unfortunately Polanski gets shipped off to gorilla country...alone in the middle of mating season...

I wish for GTA to quit posting obscene wishes....and I'll get that wish.

Yes, "mother" :D : Granted out of respect, but you still have to put up with me and the occasional picture of ugly people in a thong. I have a reputation to uphold, afterall.

I wish Sweet Tooth the psychotic serial killer clown from Twisted Metal would take out the time warner building.

Granted, but your the only one inside. >_>

I wish for a grant to an epic wish.:carms:

Granted, but your grant runs out while you try to come up with that wish.

I wish the moon were like mini version of the earth, flora and fauna and all.

Granted. But the change causes the tides to go crazy and drown our planet. Why did you do that?

I wish for a wish to wish for wishing about wishes to wish for stuff.
:confused:

Granted, but unfortunately the misfortune that unfortunately misfortunes and befalls the wisher and is fraught with the unfortunate wish ruining ends up screwing things over every time.

I wish some people didn't have to barge in on me while I prance around in my green thong longing for the day when I can go run through a Sacramento Parking lot on a hot day AGAIN. I mean come on, you'll get your time to eye me up when that day comes. What's the rush?

We want to do it before you turn old and grey and fat.

I wish I could see GTA prancing around in his green thong longing for the day he can go run through a Sacramento Parking lot on a hot day AGAIN before he turns old and grey and fat.

Granted, but.........er, nevermind. The very thought is punishment enough. :dev9:

I wish the dollar would crash.

Granted. But it does it only after it becomes the worlds only currency.

I wish taxes were lower.

Granted. But now that the currency has crashed, your paycheck is worthless w or w/o taxes.

I wish that *psstpsstpsst*.

Granted, but while you *psstpsstpsst* a bus comes out of nowhere and runs over you, crushing your *psstpsstpsst*.

I wish I knew what I just said.

Granted. But it makes you angry.

I wish Hall would stop giving me that weird look. >_>

*Gives you that weird look*

I wish Te Melanin Man o' War would stop warranting that weird look.

Granted. *knocks Hall's lights out*

I wish he would please stop calling me Te Melanin Mand o' War.:¬:

Granted, but now he calls you Too Much Monkeybusiness.

I wish that Hal's head would explode after he realized what he'd just "said" in post 1893.

Granted, but I have a spare.

I wish Te Melanin Man o' War would get a real name. :¬:

Granted. It's yours.

I wish Hal would go sit down.

Granted: He sits in your woman's lap. :iceburn:

I wish the next time I visit the ritzy suburbs with my lawnmower to do maintenance that an object thereby getting caught up and becoming a projectile would launch and hit the window of the bitchy old hag who has nothing better to do than stalk her property for any little thing to whine about.