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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: Spiritual possession and daemonology
  Darth Avlectus
01-09-2010, 1:00 AM
#15
I think my bathroom is posessed, people always flee it really quickly after I've used it for some strange reason. :dev10:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Happy Holidays everyone !
  Darth Avlectus
01-09-2010, 12:08 AM
#3
Happy belated holidays....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 3:01 PM
#82
I'd find it amusing. A company called "Bunghole Liquors". (Get it? :lol:)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 12:45 AM
#80
Okay. It's official. That scares me...it is symptomatic of a larger problem, too which is the source of the scariness. Hot does not = smart. Hence I really do like those women of danish and general viking descent as these women are beautiful, tough...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 11:58 PM
#78
The following are drawings of video game characters based strictly on their 8-bit versions Q-Bert: http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/qbert.jpg :rofl: Megaman: http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/megaman.jpg Tha...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 12:49 AM
#657
Another hawt idea. A whorehouse of furbies....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 11:12 PM
#654
Bad idea...you pretty much said it all mentioning the idea with that documentary (yes I saw it). If I have to spell it out to anyone why it's bad besides "cholesterol heart attack", then: http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=357&p...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 9:08 PM
#652
Bad idea: though you may have the wings for the costume...I don't think we could yet pull off the flying part. Putting toilet bowl cleaner into someone's visine or nasal spray....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 7:57 PM
#647
Neutral: while microwaves have no apparent immediate significant effects on your health, you'd destroy the electronics nearby it even faster than microwaves normally already do plus you're still putting yourself at risk for brain cancer or something-...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 6:20 PM
#645
^^^Good idea if you're what's his face (whom I'm not acquainted with) in ahto who is getting married (something like that?)...THAT, or you're Rowdy Roddy Piper. http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpz4urhyQs1qzqc6po1_400.jpg Ohhhh Yah! Ya damn bet'cha...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-11-2010, 5:35 AM
#642
Good idea if you're the abominable monkey creature on the cheetah men. Having a rope tied to your mid extremities and jumping out a 10 story window, in -13Degree farenheit blizzard....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-09-2010, 11:24 PM
#640
Depends on the Rom Hacker's perspective...I guess... Trebuchet launching a pile of flaming manure in a piano at John Stewart, fired by Matt Groening....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-04-2010, 7:55 PM
#638
Neutral: On the one hand it would hurt and all that facial damage which would make it bad, on the other hand it might make you look cool so long as the scars didn't get infected or something like that, middle of the road says some people are just so...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 11:15 PM
#1713
Granted but it is fail even worse than TSL b/c it was not complete. The inspiration and motivaiton for LA's decision will be traced back to your wish in that post, even should you delete it--the sysadmin have a copy of *everything*. Congrats, you hav...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 9:10 PM
#1711
Granted but you have to use some HTML code that endangers the site and the SysAdmin get really pissed off and ban you for hacking the server. I wish my nads didn't continue to itch....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
01-09-2010, 12:21 PM
#1709
Granted, unfortunately you have to sell them or give them up once you do. I wish you hadn't set yourself up like that....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
01-07-2010, 9:39 PM
#1705
Granted, unfortunately Windu lost the match because Soros is 10 times as powerful as palpatine and the $$$ got destroyed in the process. Soros is running like a coward...at least until I can catch him...and since the mass shadow generator turned the...  [Read More]
Posted in: Word Association
  Darth Avlectus
01-04-2010, 7:51 PM
#619
Dilbert...  [Read More]
Posted in: Word Association
  Darth Avlectus
12-31-2009, 2:42 PM
#615
Sexor...  [Read More]
Posted in: Movie Mocking
  Darth Avlectus
12-31-2009, 2:45 PM
#113
Home Orgy Home Orgy 2: Lust in New York Travis and Bob-Head: Don't Do America Small Money Rustlas Evening of the living...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 2:56 PM
#2535
Because that's what boat George came in on. (Loony people!) What is a bunghole in one?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 9:32 PM
#2533
Originally b/c I had wishes for a kotor 3. Why is that butt monkey up on your shoulder?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 9:14 PM
#2531
Because you are an eminem fanboy, which I don't imagine Texans like very much. Why is it that every time I roll-call Daniel Buttkiss' name for this class you have to laugh? It's been 7 effing months! It isn't funny anymore!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 6:10 PM
#2528
Yeah, I always liked duck's blood in my hot water/milk as a stand in when I'm outta cocoa. Get in *what* barn? I don't see any barn...:confused:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-11-2010, 5:32 AM
#2524
Yes. Especially if the burn is from hotsauce because you like spicy foods while you play these silly forum games. Why is Samus snapping on a glove and looking at me funny? What does she mean by roto rooter to the back of the teeth under the mistleto...  [Read More]
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