Granted. But it she decides to go after you because of it.

Granted: He sits in your woman's lap.
That don't bother me. I ain't got no woman!

I wish to be granted administrative powers over the entire intrawebz. :devburn:

Granted, and now the world grinds to a halt as everyone decides they would rather do without.

I wish I knew how GTA came up with his wishes.

That don't bother me. I ain't got no woman!
Not any more, anyway. o_Q

You find out, but then GTA kills you to preserve his secret.

I wish this were "grant a wish foundation".

Granted, but the fun has diminished, and GTA, Te Mirdala Mand'alor, and I decide that we need to avenge it. :D

I wish that on Halloween, that I could wait in some random bush, jump out and scare little children, and they will pay me with candy. That is the ideal business.

Not granted. That would be stealing my plans :carms:

I wish for some plutonium.

Granted but it's low on power because I already used it all.

I wish I knew how GTA came up with his wishes.

Not sure if I drop subtle hints or if there is a lot of implicit stuff, but one thing that factors in is a decaying mind on overdrive and years worth of learning how to entertain oneself, sometimes at the expense of freaking others out.


I wish the custom car option came back to Twisted Metal and that this time it was much better--like on par with Armored Core 3 and that Mike Judge got credit for it.

Granted, but everyone does it better than you.

I wish for the next flu pandemic to be named after a more badass animal, like bears, or sharks.

Granted. But due to a mix up millions in the world are now coming down with the "teddy-bear flu" :xp:

I wish I could come up with a cure for the common cold.

Granted, but you can only cure it for the rest of the world and not yourself. And it involves ending your own life.

I wish trees were able to verbally express themselves.

Granted, now it's just like that song by Rush.

I wish I could find the time to finish writing my Rush musical.

Granted, but after you finish it you burn it because you realised Rush did all the real work.

I wish someone made a musical about me.

Granted. But it cost $1 Million to make and it earns no money.

I wish to be invulnerable to bodily harm

Granted, but people say very hurtful things about you.

I wish someone built me a ladder into space.

They did, but it broke apart while you were climbing it and you fell to your death.

I wish this forum were really evil.

Granted, only you and GTA are still posting. ZING!

I wish I had an unbreakable ladder to Mars.

Granted. But it takes you to the profile of M@RS. :xp:

I wish vBulletin belonged to me.

Granted, unfortunately your newbish skillz as an admin leaves a momentary lapse in your defense grid protecting vBulletin. This proves fatal for the system: it contractys something called the dogiie doom blink182 virus. You have to endure hours of that messed up song of theirs I made reference to in the "terrify the poster below you" thread. (To which even Alk was like "WT*?") :xp:

I wish I wrote a sequel to that song and it got shoved it PETA's snooty face.

Granted. You get nothing. (What? No wish? :xp: )

I wish GTA would stick to the rules of the thread :tsk:

Granted, hit the refresh button. Unfortunately I laugh at your n00b ish we-todd-ed-ness. :rofl: :dev11:

I wish thae sequel song to also annoy Sarah McLachlan.

Granted, but she responds in kind.

I wish for an episode of Doctor Who in Series 5 to take place at sea, like the fanmade The Cyber Seas of Rhye/The CyberLords of Time.

Granted, a new series season is out and you get just that. Unfortunately Sarah McLachlan's seminar of condescension towards me is aired and you miss the finale which they will never show again so you will have to wait 2 years before it hits DVD. ......and you also see later that night: footage of Violent J at the lillith fair, throwing himself all around in a mosh after stripping off his thong...and then calling her an effing whore...


I wish Blink 182 was playing in Sacramento and they play the "I wanna **** a dog" song.

Granted, but you are abducted by aliens before the performance and actually forced to do the actions the song names.

I wish that I was fail.

Granted. :devsmoke:

I wish this weren't so easy.

Granted, it gets harder, unfortunately you gain lots of weight and grow impotent so you can't get "hard". :iceburn:

(Don't worry, I'll pay for your liposuction with my spare money made from my YMCA performance! :dev10:)

Granted, but you are abducted by aliens before the performance and actually forced to do the actions the song names.
Well, that's fine--but it also requires your mom and dad are actually in danger of it as the song would indicate. :xp:


I wish my custom create a character from smackdown named Ogre were real so I could have fun watching him flatten Rahm Emanuel beneath his size 32 boots.

Granted, but he in turn turns on you and you start getting flattened.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, now pass that blunt around ya selfish..... :devsmoke:

I wish Ogre did the 2X tap on Rahm w/his size 32s, right before he planted 'em upside nancy pelosi's plastic face.

Granted, but Pelosi lives and continues to torment us.

I wish...I HAD THREE MORE WISHES.

Granted, but you get *9* misfortunes fro mthose 3. :iceburn:

@ Toten: Granted, unfortunately it is in your own house. Aside from the mess he made from it, he has alsomade quite a trail of destruction--I mean after all he's 8'0", and 650lbs. (That's what happens when you create a character in SmackDown! S.Y.M. as large as the cusomizer will go! Big show only coming up to his chest and about 1/2 the thickness and width.)

I wish Sonny Chiba would have a death match against Eddie Murphy.

Granted, but you miss it.

I wish the Canadian TV Channel Space would broadcast in HD.

Granted, but they all the broadcast is a video of the sky. All the time.

I wish the Canadian TV Channel Space would broadcast a video of the sky all the time.

Granted. But your in charge of filming it, and you have to keep an eye on the camera 24/7.

I wish Hal would have to be in charge of a camera facing towards the sky 24/7.

Granted, but I routinely trick your sister into walking above the camera wearing a skirt, and I use the footage to make the most popular YouTube channel ever.

I wish that the above didn't get so close to the moderator's wrath line.

Granted, now it's far less interesting.

I wish GTA would stop going on about that "I wanna **** a dog" song.

Ya sound a little worried there, pal. :dev9: Granted, unfortunately everyone else picks up where I left up and drives you insane.

I wish there was an official Marvel VS Capcom 3instead of just MUGEN which requires C++ to mod, or so I hear... =|

Granted, but it pales in comparison to the previous two.

I wish for a reason to scream "I CAN SEE TIME!"

PEEKABOO! Granted, unfortunately it is b/c you got brain damaged from being locked for a week on a train full of smelly people who haven't showered in months.

I wish Tom Anderson's shed wasn't already occupied by Beavis.

Granted, now it's also occupied by Butthead and the crew from South Park and you get to listen to Cartman forever after demanding you respect his authoritah while fending off Mr. Garrison's advances, all the while being taunted by Stewy from Family Guy.

I wish someone would come up with an evil answer for this wish.

Granted. You are forever put in my place after I say touch blue make it true, And everything you hold near and dear in this country is botched in the worst way possible...and George Soros gets his youth eugenically replenished.


I wish Olbermann and Obama would quit making out in public...(referencing a picture found on the net).

Granted. Now they merely do it (constantly) in your bedroom while you're trying to sleep in your own bed.

I wish George Soros ran out of money and was an "unfortunate" victim of a revitalized Vlad the Impaler.

Granted, but unfortunately it is on your birthday and the blood (what little fluid is left in that old dusty twig) gets splattered all over your cake. Vlad then goes on to complete a time machine, and take modern weapons into the past where this time the turks are thoroughly wiped out in his time period. Comes back and now is treating all of the world that way.


I wish Patton were still around and would do a re-enactment film with my cousin's group on WW2. That anti aircraft gun was really something even if it only fired off blanks.

Granted, but he decided to kill all your friends after the film.

I wish I had all the time in the world.

Granted....but you quickly kill yourself from depression over having nothing to do with all that time on your hands.

I wish the things that often tasted best weren't the worst for your health.

Granted, however we run out of food and it all has the equivalent nutritional value to water...so your wish has killed us all the world over by malnutrition! :fist:

I wish there was an equivalent or two by rival companies to nintendo for their smash brothers series--and that both fought for the rights to use SW characters (soul cal 4 is already made so it doesn't count).

Granted, but you fell asleep in your car and drove off a cliff 'cause you used all your energy thinking up a wish.(Oops soz :P will ruin his wish ^^...NOW!) Granted but they use you aswell and your the crappiest character there and you get MAGICALLY teleported into the game and get killed by a variety of characters

I wish...I WISH FOR A MAGICAL CHRISTMAS!!

Granted, but it happens to another family.
Not you.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but the world ended and now you're floating in space all alone with nothing to do and unable to die.

I wish I were a sun.

Granted, but you immediately collapse into a black hole that can't even manage to suck in the matter all around you. Basically, you just suck. :xp:

I wish all the great rockers would come back for one last gig......as zombies.

Granted, but turns out to just be a Rolling Stones show. Ba-dump tish!

I wish all the great undead would become a band for one awesome gig.

Granted, unfortunately the gig is eating people and not rocking out. You wil be blamed for this Zombie Apocalypse should you survive it.

I wish Harry Reid would go puke all over himself and die somewhere.

Granted, but he dies in your house and his ghost haught's you; driving you insane.



I wish everyone to have a Merry Christmas.