Someone else would have come up with beam swords but I'm not sure anything could replace what hole would be left behind--not scary just dreadful.
America ceding its power to the UN and whatever we get taxed ends up going to poorer nations--and we can't get rid of it.
That wouldn't be scary so much as maddening.....in more ways than one.
You're stuck in a shower w/no exit and are scalded severly before anyone can help you.
^^^^
Uuuh! (I think I've had that happen before.) Naw, but seriously....that would make my old ticker race like crazy. I don't know about anybody else but that would be scary to and old fart like me. :thmbup1:
How about this:
You lose......
YOUR CELL PHONE!
*Psycho music plays in the background*
And you cannot find it ever.....again.
^^^WTH??? I don't even HAVE a cell phone. Never did. I also listen to psycho music--check out my sig if you don't believe me.
Being forced to watch elderly people have their constipation "manually resolved".
^^^
GOOD LORD! Really not scary but more like torture.
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^^^WTH??? I don't even HAVE a cell phone. Never did. I also listen to psycho music--check out my sig if you don't believe me.
Yeah, neither do I. But you'd be surprise as to how teenage girls these days would react to something like that actually happening to them....they go friggin' apes**t. Oh, and I believe ya. Already seen it. ;) NICE!
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A large asteroid (city size) coming directly at you from the sky, at several thousands mph.
:raise: (Hmmm, not even enough time for you to reach down between your legs and kiss your own a$$ goodbye.)
Likely not enough time to get terrified, as you note beneath.
Having to make love to Sarah Boyle with the lights on in front of the American Idol audience.
I'm assuming you mean Susan Boyle, and if so, I'd find it more awkward just to have sex in front of an audience, but that could be said regardless of who I'm having sex with.
Finding out that you're actually me with amnesia.
I'm assuming you mean Susan Boyle..
Yeah, right letter, wrong name. oops....
^^^^^^ Scary, you didn't have something to say like your wise arse usually does. What's a matter, fleas in your pants?
http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=357&pictureid=4016)
Waking up to find animal entrails in your bed.
Waking up to find animal entrails in your bed.
http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/godfather_horse.jpg)
Don Corleone is NOT a man to ask for a favor twice.
Being trapped in a small room with no doors and surround sound that constantly plays the song 'Video Games' by the Blackout Band.
To see this horror, watch dis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5SNOAcD3ak)
^^^^^
:urpdude::3pdance:
*sigh* Well thanks alot TR, now I'll be hearing and singing the friggin' song in my head all day now. :headbump Probably tomorrow too.
Btw, not scary...just annoying. :raise:
How about this:
Waking up to find a "necrophiliac" on top of you, doing his/her thing, because they thought you were a corpse. But really you are just paralyzed, head to toe, except for your facial muscles.
(Hey!..Hey!...Heeeyyy!...I'm still alive goddamnit!):eyeraise:
Not so scary: I do that to myself all the time. :p
Waking up to realize you have been jacked of all your money and credit for reals.
Maybe you need to stop sleeping w/hookers. :devsmoke:
Finding out that you'll be the main course for a group of cannibals and you can't escape it.
^^^^
Cannibal 1 to Cannibal 2: Hmph! Every part of this one taste like old wrinkled man a$$.
If I really couldn't get away, that would probably scare me sh*tless. :raise:
In ROTJ, just like one of the characters in the movie (and I mean for real), you fall into the mouth of Sarlacc in the desert of Tatooine. And you are being very slowly desolved/digested by Sarlacc's internal acid fibers for food. Their is no escape either.
*Wearing Hutt's Hide leather--the most nasty tasting and indigestible creatures in all the galaxy*
Sarlacc pit monster: BAAAARRRRFFFF!
ME: Well, I didn' t care for the tase of you either.
.......You were saying? :smirk2:
Vice City actually having cleaned up its act of all organized crime.
^ Sounds good to me.
The GTA franchise disappearing from existence.
Since you weren't specific to what degree I cannot say. I guess I'd just be SaintsRow:SWcity...or some other name.
Being stuck in a small claustrophobic room full of old people who can't stop going diarrhea and you are going to drown.
Luckly, I just happen to carry with me a small inflatable flotation boat..... which I activate.......it knocks the barricade/locked door down.......and I float my way out like on water rapids, through the narrow door.....oh, and the old people are hanging on for dear life too.
Btw, that's really disgusting.
*Wearing Hutt's Hide leather--the most nasty tasting and indigestible creatures in all the galaxy*
Sarlacc pit monster: BAAAARRRRFFFF!
ME: Well, I didn' t care for the tase of you either.
.......You were saying? :smirk2:
Impressive. Obi Wan has taught you well....but you are not a Jedi yet. :raise::p
You are........
IMPOTENT!!!! And, for the rest of your life. Viagra won't help either.
Then I'd just get one of those formed internal pump things surgically installed.
Being forced to watch ED on MSNBC for the next 10 years. Live and in person...and allowed to talk $^#% to your face.
Not scary, more like...WTF? Why do I keep seeing this pop up here? I don't get it...
A catfight of Nanci Pelosi vs that Guness World Records' "heaviest model" weighing in at 712 pounds.
That would be terrifying, and if I thought about it, I would go blind from such terror.
George Lucas deciding to write the next star wars with lots of stupid romantic subplots and bad dialogue.
I think I'd merely do a 2x take and then.....maybe....lmao.
Finding the above was what was up your girlfriend's dress.
I don't have a GF, but I'd probably either laugh all the same or I'd do the typical "Euwgh!" reaction of the 2 boys who annoyed that principal so.
Finding out you were being stalked by some creepy crazy old man for no logical reason.
The following are drawings of video game characters based strictly on their 8-bit versions
Q-Bert:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/qbert.jpg)
:rofl:
Megaman:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/megaman.jpg)
That is...kind of disturbing... Is he on crack?
Space Invaders:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/spaceinvaders.jpg)
If it had all sorts of realistic textures like scales, fur, and oily slimy surface...maybe...but as is it just looks like something on south park...
Link:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/link.jpg)
I kind of like it. :D
Pac-Man:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pacman.jpg)
That looks pretty cool actually. Reminds me of Chain Chomp from Super Mario bros. 3 actually.
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Getting hit on by this guy.
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/14feb13-hairy-back-man.jpg)
^oh my god...what's worse is how much pain he'll be in if he decides to get that waxed.
This is scary as an American...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII)
Okay. It's official. That scares me...it is symptomatic of a larger problem, too which is the source of the scariness.
Hot does not = smart. Hence I really do like those women of danish and general viking descent as these women are beautiful, tough, and smart.
The thought of "public" corporations being 95% of the market in all USA--with all the crap they are currently allowed ot get away with and worse and "given diplomatic immunity" as well so now you not only have capitalist abuses but government abuses and NOTHING you could do about it.
I wouldn't be so much scared as much as thinking of ways to profit from it.
Me singing "In The Mood" by Rush, and replacing "baby" in the chorus with your name.
I'd find it amusing.
A company called "Bunghole Liquors". (Get it? :lol:)
Not terrifying, just smirk-inducing.
A company of big, smelly, and ugly butthole lickers coming after you....
Time to unleash Bane's darkside protection. Anyone touching it wil age thousands of years in seconds and crumble. The ones smart enough to avoid it get their butt-licking heads blown off by my shotguns.
A porno film called Barbie's horse adventure--and being required to watch it if in the filming on your property if you are to keep your house.
Well, the "horse" better just be a nickname for a short.....but hawt...female jockey. :naughty: In that case, not scary at all (less Barbie is actually a horse :xp: )
Being told you have 10 seconds left to live.
Not terrifying. At least I get to go out just how I want to: By punching the person who said that in the face as hard as I can and then doing a dance while singing a song from some punk irish band.
The entire cast of lucascast - including me, dammit - singing your most hated song for the next episode over and over.
And when you try to exit out of the window it won't close.
Or pause.
And your computer button won't work either.
I'll remember to not listen to that episode.
Me joining the cast of LucasCast.
^^^Unsure actually. You got a darn purdy voice, though.
(Watch out I hear they have a tendency to get all touchy feely. :xp:)
A mugen built from Gmod...and it has backgrounds of nude pictures...of YOU.
Not Gmod!
Being forced to watch "The Making of You", meaning you, specifically.
Clockwork Orange Style?
BOO!
Really?
I know what you do at night.
Not Terrifying: I sleep at night, or in most cases, can't get to sleep because my cat won't stop nibbling my face and when I put her out of my room she just sits at the door pawing and meowing.
Being forced to do the nasty with Arnold Schawrzenegger.
I could use having done that as leverage against him.
Having any kind of service performed for you by someone who keeps singing "I met her on the mountain, there I took her life. I met her on the mountain, stabbed her with my knife." to themselves.
Not terrifying, especially if you told that person to do so in the first place.
Being lowered into a vat of acid over and over again as the flesh melts off your body, but the pain never seems to end.
The entire cast of lucascast - including me, dammit - singing your most hated song for the next episode over and over.
And when you try to exit out of the window it won't close.
Or pause.
And your computer button won't work either.
There's always the plug.......you forgot about that. ;)
Meh. I have a low threshold for pain, so the first dip would probably end my misery.
Waking up to see:
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/9/99/QueenJool.jpg/502px-QueenJool.jpg)
Nah, I mean afterall, just call superballs to the rescue.
Waking up to find this all over your bed:
http://www.practical-jokes-and-pranks.com/images/gags_fun/dog_poo_250.jpg)
No big deal...nuke the matress and sheets, take 1000 showers while scrubing your whole body down with a steel horse brush, and get exorcised along with holy water so many friggin' times, that the devil comes up from hell and pimpslaps your a$$ for being insanely repetitive.
Yep...that outta do it.
Getting a$$raped by your wookie friend..........several times.
Because he really, really, likes you more than you thought.
Maybe creepy. I'd wonder how the in the hell EmpDev had managed to track me down.
Looking at that pic and realizing it was your wife and you'd only be able to make love to/have ANY sex with it and no one else for the rest of your life.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Looking at that pic and realising that it's somehow you.