Granted, but you lose your fingers right after gaining said understanding. BTW, nice ruined wish!
I wish that everyone would play SWBF2.
granted. But once the novelty of the Star wars setting wears off, the realization that it is a crap game places the World's supply of anti-depressants into crisis
I wish I could run Crysis on my digital watch, all settings maxxed
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Granted, how does it look on a 1.5 inch screen?
I wish I were a digital watch that could run Crysis owned and loved by a totally hot chick.
Loved waaaaaaay to much.
Granted, but the you that you know as you ceases to exist due to watches not having minds and such.
I wish I had Steven Moffat's writing ability.
Granted, but, but your hands are amputated after a shark attack and then you go crazy being unable to write.
I wish I had a laptop capable of abilities of that of a super-computer.
Granted, but you then become disheartened when due to clerical error, you get a super-pooper-scooper instead.
I wish I had a Eurasian Empire lasting 700 years and bestowing upon the world, innovations in Art, Architecture, Government and Warfare
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Granted, but after 701 years, it falls in the most gruesome and violent manner possible, and all its innovations are lost forever.
I wish I had a crossbow.
Granted, but you pull the loading string too hard and it umm.....backfires.
I wish I had an English Longbow.
Granted, but you pull thebow string too hard and it umm.....backfires.
I wish I could come across that guy every says they come across that looks like me.
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granted. and that person is a chick.
I wish for an empire that shows no sign of defeat or chance of rebellion.
Granted, but it's a fairy tale and never happens outside of the storybook.
I wish I had a large army from which to CONQUER THE WORLD!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Granted, but it's a mercenary army, and you soon find yourself broke...
I wish for a Droid Army.
Granted, but their AI corrupts and they rebel.
I wish that I were the top military tactician in the world.
Granted, but you're bested by an extraterrestrial tactician.
I wish for peaceful First Contact with an extraterrestrial race.
Granted, but second contact doesn't do so well.
I wish I had a Super-Star Destroyer.
Granted, you have a .22 caliber pistol with which you can kill Hanna Montana.
I wish I could make a fire using spittle.
Granted, but while gurgling some water, your face catches on fire.
I wish I had the ability to spit bullets.
Granted, but you get charged with manslaughter after your spit hits someone in the head.
I wish for the Eleventh Doctor's companion in Series 5 to be either Jenny or River Song.
Granted. But then you lose your library card and cant go visit her.
I wish Obama has some breakdancers at his inauguration
Granted. But they turn out to be really bad dancers and they end up runining the country
I wish I had a magical pizza I could fly around the world
Granted, but the world decides to nuke this..."Unidentified Flying Object."
I wish I had a gas tank that never ran out of gas...I'd be rich:D
Granted. But someone steals the Idea from you and has you imprisoned
I wish CQ would take off his helmet
Granted, but then I quickly put it back on.
I wish my armor was Mark 3.
Granted. But it has one flaw that no one seemed to notice: It makes you droid bait
I wish I had a Jaffa staff weapon
Granted, but it sounds too much like 'Java' and you drown in a cup of coffee.
I wish I had a FLAMMENWERFER!!!
Granted, but noone knows what it is.
I wish for plaid paint to be possible.
Granted, but it's only available in one pattern: black, lighter black, and gray.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Peanut M&M's.
Granted. But for the deal you also get an unlimited supply of peanut allergy
I wish I had the ability to imagine being able to imagine things by seeing pictures of them in my head
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Granted, but you see a picture of someone falling off a cliff onto spiky rocks, and you get stuck on that image.
I wish I had a totally awesome-filled camera.
Granted. But there was a typo on the order, and you got an awful-filled camera instead, with 1000s of pictures of old people making love.
I wish I could explain why certain body parts end up smelling like fish despite never nearing the sea
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Granted, but you horrify people to death with the explanation.
I wish for Gordon Freeman to now be these hands.
Granted, your hands are now full-size Gordon Freemans, and it looks like your arms are sodomising them.
I wish I knew how to play bass guitar well.
Granted. You are now proficient in playing guitars made from bass, as in the fish. And it smells horrible.
I wish for a longer scarf.
Granted, but it's just enough scarf to hang yourself and nothing more.
And you're very bored.
I wish I didn't have time to kill and that I wasn't out for blood.
granted but you become insanely busy and you yourself bleed from the exertion.
i wish i had a magical laptop that upgraded itself with the latest hardware.
Granted, but is also a magical carpet, and has been stood atop too many time to be of any use
I wish I could meet the person who invented the concept of inventing concepts
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Granted, but he also invented serial killing.
I wish I were a moogle.
Granted, but it's from FFI, and you're 8-bit.
I wish I had an alienware PC.
Granted, you receive the box after waiting countless weeks for it, only to find you accidentally ordered the case only... :xp:
I wish I SWBF 3 would actually be made...
Granted, Stolen Wisdom Buyers Flight 3 is being made.
I wish more people did that.
Granted. But they do more of this instead.
I wish I could build a robotic monkey of intricate design
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Granted, but it has the IQ of a monkey and destroys itself.
I wish I could create a weapon which would catapult me across space.
Granted, you burn up in the atmosphere.
I wish I were a salmon of delicious proportions.
granted, but you die after mating in a random river somewhere. And no one tastes your deliciousness.
i wish i had a lamborghini reventon
Granted, but you're not insured for it.
I wish I was Matt Smith.
Granted, your not THE Matt Smith, you're a Matt Smith that happens to be in prison.
I wish I had Charlie Chaplin's hat.
Granted, but it's rotten from several decades of disuse, and crumbles to dust.
I wish it was the right temperature for me to wear my Fedora.
Granted, but it's fedora linux, and you look like an idiot with a computer on your head. What were you thinking man? You aren't David Bowie.
I wish I had superb toe dexterity.
Granted. But you grew up as a female in Imperial China, had your feet bound as per custom, and your toes fell off...Remember!
I wish I had the ability to traverse the mall with the power of my mind powering the muscles in my legs to power me along as I traversed the mall...
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Granted, but that's the only you thing it controls and you pass out due to the fact that the blood needed to power the rest of your body is stuck in your brain or in your legs...and you fall...hard....
I wish I had the eyes of an eagle.